I'm pretty weirded out right now. Until about a year ago (I"m currently 30) i had never drank aclohol before. But right now I'm pretty drunk, sexting a gay friend of mine all of my submissive fantasizies. He just old me to snapchat myself peeing on my own face and I did, and it got me turned on in a way of I've never felt before. I don't even know what to do right now.
>>18019330
Hook up with the friend
>>18019330
Hang yourself.
>>18019351
But he's far away
>>18019353
But I'm pretty sure I'm drunk and tying a hangman's noose would be impossible right now.
>>18019366
Post nudes
>>18019371
Apparently I'm not drunk enough to realize this is a blue board and I'm also a middle aged dad bod rocking fuck that no one would find attractive.
>>18019330
Hey buddy, what ever floats your gay piss-fetish old man loving boat. You do you.
>>18019372
Maybe the gay friend was just cringing on you
>>18019397
That sounds bad. so probably so. I can't see why someone like him would be attracted to me.
>>18019383
Just weird cause I've never even fapped to water sports before. but he told me to do it and fuck me if I didn't.
>>18019412
Why wont you stop being a lazy faggot and get a decent body then