How to become one of the elite hackers?

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>>18017059

>>18017059
You do not possess the mind of a hacker. Sorry.
You're not creative. You do not have the curiosity to explore how things work and how you can explore them.

You're just upset the world doesn't work the way you want to. You're just as spoiled as the "world" is

>>18017149
Thanks.

Yo senpai, you really want to be an elite, Top tier hacker? Gonna need a 4chan platinum account so you can even talk with other hackers.

What you do, is you roll to /b/. Create a new post (pic doesn't have to be releated).
For the body of the text, enter your credit card number, full name, card experiation date and security code (so the mods can process your onetime payment of about 3.50). Also post your address and social security number.

You'll be contacted after that.

Wear sun glasses and say shit like "holey moley you see dat python script? Is running laike crazy on those clusters, we need to up the capacity on those mid-level manifolds and use Fubini to get into those shizzle dee wizzles".
Next day, Google will contact you and make you their CEO.