another small dick thread

>>18003585
also, nowadays, I refuse to have sex or engage anybody romantically because of it. It's too embarrassing, and I feel inadequate and like they'll just move on due to it. So I just think - what's the point?

>>18003585
>bone-pressed it'll technically be average
so small?

>>18003596
Yeah, I guess. So what? What's this thread about retard?

OP you're getting laid more than me, and without bone pressed I'm nearly 8 inches.

>>18003617
about triggered dicklet, retard?

How small are we talking?

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>>18003668
Probably close to this

You just deal with it and move on. I suggest avoiding sex and romance altogether. Not everyone is meant to have everything in life. Find happiness elsewhere. If you can't deal with it, kill yourself. Life sucks and everyone's miserable and people are going to be even more willing to point the finger at you to take the edge off them.

>>18003672
That sucks. Buy a dildo and duck girls with it. Don't wash the dildo either between girl.

>>18003585
Lose fat then porky

>>18003585
Lose the humiliation fetish. Don't be promiscuous. Don't give girls the opportunity to gossip about you. Basically, don't shit where you eat. Don't hang around with dick heads who'll ridicule you. Don't let them know it bothers you. Someday you're really not gonna give shit.

>>18003672
How long is that?

I'm somewhere around 14cm, completly average too, but nobody ever complained

>>18003585
>>18003760
This. Im about the same size and sounds like we went through the same shit. I suggest either an heroing or becoming so rich that girls sleep with you for status. Either way we cant have kids. The curse must die with us.

>>18004650
5.5" (13.97 cm) long, 4.5" (11.43 cm) girth not including the head. The head is a bit thicker, but I've never measured it. I've also never measured it not bone pressed. It's probably 4" not bone pressed. I am overweight, but even when I was thin with 15% bodyfat I had a fupa that covered a lot of my dick.

>>18004659
Well my Dad has a dick like a pornstar. His Dad had a nice dick I assume. My mom's Dad had a normal dick. But, somehow I ended up with a dicklet :--(

I have everything else though. When I'm thin I'm easily 8/10, when I socialize consistently I'm sought after as a friend and mate, I was born into wealth and am next in line to acquire a longstanding multi-million dollar company, and I love cats. It's just this one stupid thing.

>>18004668
Breh that's not a big deal. You can still satisfy a woman sexually and the whole "loving giant dicks" thing is a fetish and not really a common sentiment. When you get into like 3.5" and below then you're into micropenis territory and that's another issue.

That FUPA sounds like a problem that you may want to get checked out.

>>18004683
Oh see i have the biggest penis of my family. So to me it is a curse. I was also born in a trailer and only have money now because i got a grant for med school. You lucked out man. Embrace status to compensate.

>>18004668
Meh my dick is almost the same as you man, and my gf literally screams on it. Just lose weight, you're hiding a full inch in fat.

>>18004683

Date a virgin.
Do you live in the UK by any chance? I'm available.

>>18004714
nope. i'll pay for your ticket to texas though

>>18004668
5.5 is the definition of average. There's nothing wrong with that size at all. From your description, I thought you were talking about a 3 inch micropenis type of thing.

>>18003672
And look at him...banging two chicks at once. Build some self-confidence dude, and you can be like him.

>>18004668

No joke those are my exact measurements almost, we're talking 4.7" girth. I've only slept with one girl, and my dude, her box was so fucking tight I could have sworn she was a virgin; I later come to find out she slept with 26 guys before me.

Point being, you and I are in the clear my friend. If a chick is loose a chick is loose man, that is out of our control. We have solid gear, the ball is in the girls court now.

I thought you were talking about 3" microdick or something. 5.5" totally the average, if you can't satisfy then it should be because of fat or inexperience in sex.

>>18003585
So

You cant change your dick. How skinny are yu? If you are chubby you can change that and it will make a world of difference. You can also manscape to make it look more appealing.

Do you like oral? Best advice is to get used to getting girls off really well with great oral before fucking. When girls cum it's like a snowball. Make her cum from eating her out until she's begging for you to fuck her and she will cum again while your fucking her and not even realize how small you are

>>18003585
"It is not the length of the sword but the skill with which it is brandished that makes the swordsman."

>>18003585
>muh small dick

lmao the truth is most chicks have huge vaginas

>>18006480
That's literally just some bullshit that dicklets use to make themselves feel better kek.
The FACT of the matter, is that size MATTERS. End of story.

OP, you have a tiny penis. No matter who you get with, they'll wish you didn't have a cocklet. That's just how it is bro. I'm not trying to make you feel bad, I'm just hitting you with a dose of reality.

>>18006572
His penis isn't even small, have you read the measurements you brainlet?

>>18006486
royal kek. how tiny are you, bro?

>>18006572

Don't listen to faggots like this guy, OP. This guy is an immature ass who has nothing constructive to contribute.

Like all things you're gonna find some people that like or want big dicks and you're gonna find some people that like or want small dicks and you're gonna find people who just don't give a shit at all. Some girls are so fucking tight that they NEED a smaller one because they can't take anything else. Anal is also a lot easier for you.

Tldr don't give up hope in your search for sexual satisfaction.

>>18006735
>Anal is also a lot easier for you.

this has always bothered me in regards of coping with my small dick..
"every coins has 2 sides, haaaa"
im better at something i find abhorrent,
woohoo
id rather gain a less useful advantage, like
being a human fucking magnet or something.
fuck

>>18006486
but why? and if most chicks have a big vagina, then it's the norm, and is no longer 'big'. Therefore, a normal dick is no longer normal, it's small.

see? life sucks no matter what.