Discussing 'sensitive' topic with Girlfriend...

I don't know much about women, but this is what will happen to me.
Sometimes is I masturbate more then once without taking a shower, then it starts to stink. No matter what I do, all I need to do to make it stop stinking is shower.
TL;DR - She might be masturbating too much compared to how much she is showering. But can't confirm for sure because of having no experience with women

>>18003413
She does NOT masturbate. She believes it is wrong and a sin (very religious). She even thinks nude art is a sin, let alone porn.

For context, we live together, I am 26 she is a few years younger (nots specifying because internet)

>>18003422
Then maybe she doesn't shower enough. If she takes a shower every day then there is something else wrong, but if she showers every 3 days, then, try to hint that she should take a shower every 2 days, or every day

>>18003387
>You stink like shit
Problem solved.

douche, summers eve, eat more veggies, drink more water, maybe walk or run to purge the nasty stuff.

>>18003422
I am guessing she is not shaved down under. Try slowly convincing her to shave because you find it sexy. Play with her clit has reward for her.

Then the smell should be almost non existing. The smell is likely coming from grease on the pubes, this happens when you never shaved before and even daily bath won't help.

It's not gonna be a fun or flattering conversation no matter what, but if you're close enough and tactful enough about it, you should both be able to be adults about it.
You might have to be a little blunt about it though, since she wasn't taking the "lets shower together" hint. Maybe next time you can bring up the shower idea, and if/when she turns it down you can try being a little more persistent.
"Thing is, there's a little bit of a funk going on, idk if it's you or me, but let's just go shower and have some good clean shower sex."

Or maybe if you wanna try and even lighter approach, tell her you've always wanted to try shower sex or something.

If you have to go hardball and just lay it all out, "babe, I love you, but something smells. I don't want to hurt your feelings and I'm still attracted to you, but I think we should shower before sex."

Like, we all have our little gross habits alone. I've sometimes gone a few days on the same underwear, but I still always make sure I'm good and clean when I'm not just lazing around alone. Sometimes people need a nudge, and there's no real good way to go about it. Just gotta reassure her you're not trying to be rude/mean about it, but somethings gotta give. She probably just doesn't even really realize it herself, and it's gonna take someone pointing it out for her to be self aware.

>>18003387
so your with a smelly idiot who can't wash her cunt and believes in a magical man in the sky.

she sounds fucking awful id dump her

>>18003467
>Douche
Oh god no, do not do that. It will make the problem worse and increase the odds of infections. Douching is the worst thing you can do to a vagina man.
Everything else stands though. Honestly, diet is probably the biggest factor if she does not have an infection of some sort.

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>>18003475
>>18003472
Thanks anons, I really mean it. Have a picture of my cat, Jobert.

>>18003478
And is extremely self conscious and can't take a hint.

Way to pick em op.

She most likely has an infection. It happens. Did she have to take antibiotics lately? how often do you have sex? Do you cum inside her?
Does she go to public baths or so?
Does she shower too OFTEN?
Do you know what product she uses to wash her vagina?

>>18003758
Pls post moar of the fatcat.
I love it

I once got a terrible itchy scaley(sp) thing on my pus. I was dry and it was painful. I couldnt get rid of it. I didnt think I had a yeast infection because I was super clean. But that was the problem. I was traveling so I wanted to make sure I wasnt sweating. I cleaned myself with a saniterizer for beauty items. I was so clean that I knocked my balance out. I went to the drug store and bought some cheap yeast infection cream. I used the inserter plus rubbed some on the outside. Problem solved.
1. Tell her to shave.
2. You buy some baking soda and wash her.
3. You put the cream in and around.
4. Use the whole box. I suggest going with the 7 day. You will get around 5 days.
I advise this because if she is washing everyday and she smells it means she's off balance.

It also could be you. Are you washing your whole penis, taint, and balls. If you get musty then you may want to use some yeast cream. I had a friend who tits were big and she got red marks from heat. She was buying $50 rx tubes, I told her it maybe be yeast. Buying better (elomi and goddess) bras and yeast cream help.
And tell her to not scrub the inside of her vag. Scrub outside and wipe water inside. Then use a thick lotion outside-like jergens.
So many women smell but they never figure out they are scrubbing too hard.

>>18003779
No antibiotics for at least a year.
We have sex 1-2 times a week, and we always use a condom.
No public baths or swimming.
She showers once every day in the morning, sometimes two times if we go hiking or biking later in the day she showers in the evening.
I do not Think she uses any products on her vagina.

>>18003387
>so turned off by the smell I couldn't even get an erection

that's not normal funky gunky stuff
maybe she does have an infection
Did it smell like fish? Because that's a clear, tell tale sign of having one.

I mean, I own a fairly smelly vagina but if I shower morning and freshen up when I come home you smell absolutely nothing

what makes it ten times worse is close fitting synthetic clothes or underwear. Basically down there I only wear cotton or wool or natural fabrics, or loose things.

you got good suggestions on how to deal with the conversation already but right now I'm worried about her health

>>18003387
>'let's take a shower', but she always turns it down.

Why?

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>>18003787
The fatass blocking my tv.

>>18003867
this is the best looking cat I've ever seen in my life!

My GF used to have a stinky vag. I just get light heartingly telling her she stank while laughing. She got hurt the first few times, but it solved the problem.

Just tell her, it's not a big deal.

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>>18003871
How about my others?

>>18003965
What kind of cat is Jobert?

Does diet really affect how a girls pussy smells?

Makes sense i guess.

Last girl I was with ate like shit and her pussy had that musky sweaty smell that you get when you run your hand along the skin between your balls and your asshole. Except this was 10x stronger. My fingers smelled until I took a shower the next day.

>>18003867
>McCoy checking out your cat

>>18003422
>Masturbation is a sin
>Pre-marital sex isn't a sin?

You're girlfriend sounds like she's got some bigger issues

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>>18004001
The kind that is a stray and wanders into my car while I'm bringing groceries in. He's blind in one eye, his tail is mostly fused (it only moves in 3 places), and he has a gimp leg. He's a nice cat though and he is my best buddy.

>>18004156
I wish I knew. She is a complex person.

This is how she explained it to me: she sees masturbation as pure self indulgence (bad), but sex is bringing pleasure/joy to another as well as yourself, therefore it is good.
I never said I understand or agree, but I accept her beliefs as valid.

Lol verbally abuse the std ridden whore

>>18003422
Look if she thinks masturbation is a sin (lol sucks for her) then I'm guessing she didn't exactly get a comprehensive sexual education growing up. She probably has some kind of condition going on down there (stank you can smell being symptom #1) and doesn't know what to do about it. There is all KINDS of things that can go wrong in a lady's vagine. Tell her to see an OBGYN. She should go to one occasionally anyway for a check up

>>18003467
>>18003472
On lord no. I'd definitely see a professional before buying an entire pharmacy of OTC medications - also, douching = way bad for your bits. The vagina is a self-cleaning oven