cant jack it

>>17995877
You're a pathetic male who can't wait for the girl you will eventually marry to get your rocks off. So utterly thirsty for pussy that you hookup and get in fwb situations that ultimately leave you feeling more guilty and ashamed than when you simply wanted sex. Enjoy going to the doctor for std testing and condom breaking accidents. Fucking scum.

>>17995877
Try a different method?

I could never jerk myself off the "traditional" way.

I do it facedown, on the bed, with my cock pressed between the webs (well, that meaty bit of flesh between my thumb and index finger bones) of my thumbs. Dunno why that does it for me, but there you go.

>>17995954
Are you muslim or alt-right or something? Your post is disorienting

>>17995965
I can't tell what your describing exactly, but there is this belly-down technique that puts a lot of weight on your dick, and this can cause physical problems.

but you are saying that you fuck your hand and the air missionary position, as if you had a sex doll? Maybe get some sort of pelvis shaped reciptical, so that you are safer from injury, plus it will feel better

>>17996010
>I can't tell what your describing exactly, but there is this belly-down technique that puts a lot of weight on your dick, and this can cause physical problems.

Nah, no stomach-pressing or arms. My ass is kinda in the air, but I'm more or less massaging my cock with both hands rather than rubbing it. I have a hard time getting off if my cock's too hard, because then it hurts.

Regular sex is fine for me, btw.

>>17995877

masturbating is boring. satisfying sex involves dominance.

>>17995877
Jacking it is for losers
Blow your load into a woman
Only betas fap to porn because they can't get some dat stank stank

Im already fucking exhausted but apparently I need to seduce women now...well not so much in >the current year, but still

>>17996010
Isn't it funny how much the alt-right has in common with their sworn enemies?

>>17995877
Congratulations. You are officially growing up.

There is nothing wrong with wanting more than empty sex. It does make things a little more complicated, but the rewards, when you find them, are greater.

>>17996119
Its cause its as broad a term as alternative rock but instead of sub par cases like nickleback you get neo nazis who like casino/resort man for prez and alternative facts