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>talking to a guy in a different state
>quit smoking for him (secretly)
>makes me gassy
>6th video chat
>felt a fart coming on, thought it was going to be quiet.
> wasn't
>i'm a girl. fuck
> don't know if he heard it. was busy.
>later he asked if there was a sink running.
>realized i was farting.
>i'm disgusting
>he "had to go"
>what do?
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>>17993700
are you cute?
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>wat do?
drop him if he's some prude-ass fuckboi that can't take a single toot from a girl
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>>17993726
he's a really nice/perfect guy though. it's like i wished him into existence. guess i slacked on a few details?
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girls farting is absolutely hilarious to me
like the thought of some really hot girl, when she's home alone, just walking around ripping huge farts
it's hilarious.
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You know when you drag your finger across a slick desk and it makes that farting sound? Tell him it was that, if he asks. That'll get him off your back about your toot caboose.
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>>17993771
It's just the 6th video chat and he left when he thought you farted...
You think you might have jumped the gun on that whole "perfect" tag?
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Maybe he actually had to go?
If he does think you farted surely he left out of politeness, emarassment (for you/himself), or awkwardness
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