How do I ask someone to be my friend

>>17990549
You don't.
If it's a coworker or someone from school, or whatever, you simply invite them to an activity

>Hey dude wanna watch UFC this saturday? (At the local sports bar)

something like that

>>17990549

I don't think I've ever asked someone to be my friend. You just talk about similar interests and then exchange numbers/social media.

I can be your friend if you want

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>>17990555
>>17990557
These guys are right op. You don't need to ask someone - you just start acting like you're already friends and wait to see if they reciprocate.

>>17990549
A hand job would be polite thing to do

>>17990549
>Anon: "h-hey, do you want to be my f-friend?"
>Normie: "uh, sure?"
>later that day
>Normie amongst his friends: "hey, that anon guy is a weirdo. He asked if I could be his friend. What do you think is wrong with that guy?"

Get down on one knee and offer him a friendship ring.

Don't "ask" to be friends that's completely autistic

>>17991359
This. Look him straight in the eye while tugging away and whisper 'will you be my friend?'
Works 9 out of 10 times, everytime

a thing we do here in the dutch is puking in someone his hand to be friends.

>>17991591
>puking

Fellow dutchfag here; waar in de neuk heb jij het nou over?

>>17991602
ga terug naar dumpert jij! dutchfag.

>>17991609
Not before you explained that puking nonsense

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>>17991610

>>17990549
You don't BE a friend with someone.
You DO the friend to someone, doing similar activities that both enjoy, talking, listening, laughing, caring and support each other.
Then after you DONE this for a significant amount of time and had created a strong bound you can BE a friend to someone and someone Can be your friend.

>>17990549
Good lord.

No matter how socially inept I think I am, I see threads like this and remember I'm not that bad.

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Get into the habit of saying hi to people. Just casually. People are naturally selfish and think you are talking to them. I started doing this this semester after two years of being the guy who was impartial to people.

Just start doing a "hey, how's it going?"

But be casual about it and do it often. Eventually some of the faces you used to see will start being more familiar and will want to do things.

It's all up to you. Value people and make them feel good but keep your expectations low and just go go go.

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>>17991359
Everytime I do that they never call again. And I'm even a woman.

>>17990549
>>17991352
I-I need friends too.