How to make ass not smell like ass?

>Shower everyday
>douche your asshole
>if you're fat it's going to be even harder, use babypowder

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>>17990550
I do those first two, and I'm not fat.

use deodorant on it

>>17990586
sniff

>>17990538
why exactly would you want that?

>>17990538
Use wet wipes to clean the area after you poop

>>17990586
How bad can your ass possibly smell?

Are you sure it's not other places in your house that don't smell?

Have you gone to a doctor?

I've never once smelled like shit unless I was intentionally not showering.

No matter how much you wash your ass, your ass will always smell like that naturally, I mean, come on, it's a waste disposal, it can't smell like flowers. No matter how much you wash it, at the end of the day if you slide a finger between your ass cheeks and smell it, it will always smell like ass. It's an orifice that gets rid of your body wastes, for fucks sake.

Baby wipes.

>>17990742
I'm not so sure about that. Maybe you are projecting here.

My ex gf loved anal, and I ate her ass out all the time. It actually was better than eating pussy, because it didn't have that salty milk/coins taste to it. It didn't have any taste. Just felt like flesh. I don't think she did anyhing special either. Just kept it shaved, maybe put lotion on it or something...

>>17991549
Gross