Dirty Talk advice

just call him daddy a lot

>>17985773
Thanks. He's weirdly not into "Daddy" thing. He calls me "his slut" which I was a bit werided out by at first but, he explains that it's the "passion" and "ungaurdedness" of it that turns him on. I just feel like I'm bad at coming out with it in the moment.

Lol why tf would you take turns. Just say baby pound my pussy in a moaning voice and variations thereof. His slut sounds autistic.

>>17985814
Well, ok, it's not like we're taking turns it's more he'll say something and I feel compelled to respond in kind cause I want to turn him on. I talk about how big he is but I feel like I kind of run out of things to say very quickly.

>>17985763
call yourself his little whore/slut a lot

>>17985763
Just say the filthiest things that come to mind. Don't over think it.

>>17985880
Ok. That's good. I know he's into that anything else?

>>17985763

"Keep it simple stupid". A great phrase for lifei n general. Just telling a guy you want/need him/his cock/his cum inside you is pretty good. "Begging" to have things done to you ("spank me" if you are into that, "fill my pussy", etc.)

Don't overthink this.

>www.google.com
>"dirty talk porn"

>>17985773
Ew. I'm a guy and find this wrong on several levels.

>>17986130
>I'm gay
thanks for letting us know champ

>>17985763
"Yeah, you like that, don't you, you fucking retard"

>>17986130
fag

>>17986153
>>17986168
Not at all. I just find it incestuous and pedophillic.

What kinda fucked up person wants to fuck their daughter? Which is what the whole "Daddy" thing implies.

>>17986165
Came buckets first time she said it. Unfortunately now without it I can't finish.

"SHIT ON MY CHEST" is pretty dirty

Dont call him daddy
Tell him you want his big throbbing dick inside your soaking wet pussy

"soaking wet pussy" is a good term to remember

>>17986210
The President of the US fucks his daughter every night. It's normal dude, chill the fuck out.

>>17985833
>>>17985814
>I talk about how big he is

Is he actually big or do you just say that?

you could literally say the same thing over and over and it would still be super hot as long as you sound sexy and passionate

>>17986847
Yeah. I think he is. Not seen that many. He's like 7 or 8 inches hard.

>>17985792
Sounds like he's got a maledom fetish. Here's a few thoroughly embarrassing things that might do it for him.

>Make me your woman
>My pussy belongs to you
>Master

Basically anything that would give a feminist an aneurysm in a non-roleplaying context.

On a semi-related note, you can also probably get fellatio over with quicker by actually getting on your knees while he sits in a chair or something.

>>17986210
It isn't what it implies. I am a little and I call my fella Daddy, but he isn't my father and there is no incestous relationship suggested. It is a dominance and submission thing. "Daddy" means he is in charge 100%

>>17988239
Thanks. I can work on this. That's actually how he says he prefers head anyway.

>>17988262
Happy to help. You're doing God's work, femanon. Just make sure he reciprocates with any kinks you might have now and then. Some people are eager to please but neglect what really puts themselves over the top.

>>17988274
Thanks. Ha, God's work. No only reason I'm asking is cause he is pretty attentive with me, ie lets me on top cause it makes me cum hard even if it's less comfortable for him. I'm still not at the "him finishing" in my mouth stage but, who knows, maybe I'll get there!

>>17988103
That's not big, femanon.

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>>17988347
>I'm still not at the "him finishing" in my mouth stage but, who knows, maybe I'll get there!
Might not have to if you really want to satisfy him with this fetish. Shot in the dark but next time ask to take it on your face or body as
>Proof that I'm yours
Good chance he'll love it

>>17985792
>He's weirdly not into "Daddy" thing.
It's weirder to be into it.

>>17985833
Sounds like you aren't really enjoying the sex if you can't think of anything

>>17988362
Here we go.

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>>17988258
>I am a little and I call my fella Daddy
Nothing is right about this sentence.

>>17988258
The underlying implication of "Daddy" is incestuous and pedophillic. There's no getting away from this.

Father-child relationships aren't supposed to be D/s related anyway. The conflation of father-child and D/s is not healthy.

There are other ways to express the whole dominance thing. "Daddy" puts a definite spin on it though, it's absurd to deny that.

>>17988420
Yeah he asked if he could finish between/on my breasts once. I wasn't into the idea of it but it was actually quite hot and felt surprisingly intimate.

>>17989074
No, I mean, I'm glad he's not I just expected he might be cause he likes dirty talk.

>>17988362
>>17989436
Wait, OP here, he's full of shit right?

>>17989647
Yes, he is. That's definitely above average.

>script
>Ooh your cock so big
>Stick it inside me
>Harder faster
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Give it to me
>I'm your cumbucket
>I love cock
>I'm a cockslut
>Cum inside my pussy
>Fuck my pussy
>Pound that pussy
>Ohohoh do me like daddy
>Any combination of previous phrases

>>17989647
It's bs

5 inches is all you need

>>17989743
>>17989712
Thanks. Both good to know.
(wow I mean I've a small sampling size but I did for a second think if 7-8 inches was small "Boy has my luck been shiity" )

>>17989712
>>17989756
Lol. The dicklets come crawling out.
>above average
>5 is all you need
Top kek.

7.5 is the average in America. You're not considered big until you're 9. Stop lying to make yourselves feel better.

>>17989787
I'm going on style to assume you're a fucking troll seeing as you've provided jack shit to back your argument up outwith buzzwords.

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>>17989787
>Until you're 9

Are you fucking dumb nigger?

>>17989787
Numerous studies have found the average length between 5.1" to about 6.3" (depending on the study). 7" is relatively rare (~5% or less).

Wikipedia (reliability blah blah) is a good starting point for research here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect