I have a date with a girl, do I bother showering before leaving

>>17972711

all interactions with females you need to be RFS


RFS = ready for sex

lol

so yes shower you tard

>>17972711
It's a fucking date anon, of course

>>17972711
Shower you fat sweaty bastard. Especially your dick and ass for fucks sake.

>>17972711
remember to offer to eat her out
girls get very moist upon hearing this

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>>17972724

>>17972754
>pic unrelated
or maybe it is, sry I don't use 4chan much

>>17972718
>>17972721
>>17972723
I've just been lying in bed all afternoon watching youtube videos and farting an obscene amount. So me asking if I should shower is a valid question because I haven't done any physical activity.

>>17972711
Yes. Retard.

>>17972754
What the fuck

>>17972774
Okay, lemme put it this way then.

You've likely been sitting in bed all day, sweating a little.

Your head is against a pillow. Your hair is probably a bit of a mess.

Chances are the smell from your bed, that thing you sleep in and does have a smell due to it, got onto your clothes, and then onto you.

Yes. Take a fucking shower. If you think it'd make you a BIT more presentable, then do it.

>>17972781
Should I pull my pants down to fart? I just had a shower and still have gassers, I think maybe farting with my bare ass might be better because I don't want the smells to linger.

How the fuck did you even managed to get a date? You sound like a retard.

>>17972789
Or you could quit being a fucking bum and get out of bed, gassing yourself in your own fucking room like a retard.

Honestly, do LITERALLY anything else.

>>17972791
I'm a nice guy.

>>17972774

op is trolling

/thread

>>17972806
sadly I'm not.

>>17972805
Then I'm sure it's gonna be your last date with this girl.

plot twist: the girl OP is seeing is into fart

>>17972858
Normal every day girls aren't into gross things, I think.

Shower with her

OP here,
Date isn't happening, sorry guys.

>>17973316
Ah damn

>>17973351
I feel like I wasted my day. This is the 5th time in like 7 months that this happens, all by different broads.

>>17973370
You're undesirable.

>>17973370
What do you do just before? You're not the "pls respond" type, right?

>>17973316
What an anti-climax. I was expecting a great story about farts

>>17973382
I assumed that
>>17973387
I didn't do anything, we agree to meet and then the girl flakes on the day of.. every. single. time.
>>17973391
I don't know I'll see what I can do but right now the evening is dead.

OP here,
In a weird turn of events, I ended up going out and getting my dick sucked by a transsexual and had a drunk(possibly drugged) girl put my hand down her pants in a bar. This all happened within a half hour.

>>17972754
One fucking job.....One fucking job

>>17973685
What the actual fuck, OP

>>17972711
Just clean your dick, n u should be good