I figured it might be a good time to play some accompany music for my roommate and his gross girlfriend. I have smash mouth on currently and I'm taking suggestions. No, I don't like him, or her for that matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
If you don't like them, play something wildly inappropriate and make sure they hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yy6qICUTe0
That sort of thing.
Or, if you really wanna do something more spiteful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
kill them
>>17968442
>>17968456
Excellent suggestions, thanks senpai
>>17968434
You're a fuckin idiot man everybody and their aunt knows how to get rid of roommate sex problem. Just berate and chastise the shit out of the girl, embarrass her to the point where she wish she was a virgin again. Works every time.
>>17968544
I had the same problem and she literally lived in his room. I saw her twice the entire semester and never found out her name. I just knew from seeing her that she was a landwhale. What would you have done in my situation?
(Not asking for actual advice because i graduated)