mom keeps bothering me about not having a girlfriend wat do
>>17963677
Tell her you're gay. I did that to my nosy grandma and she never asked again.
>>17963689
dont have to have a girlfriend to be socially successful in life
>>17963677
Grab her by the pussy!
>>17963677
Ask her to set you up on a date.
>>17963677
Ask her to be ur gf
If you don't want one then just tell her you aren't gonna change your life style just so she can live out the fantasy of being a bitchy step mom.
>maybe you could be my gf
Not even trolling, I know this has worked for at least two guys