How to properly cut your femoral artery

Don't do it anon.

If i were going to do it I would just get some heroin/morphine online and OD. Completely painless. Just feel comfortable and go to sleep.

>>17961494
But I really want to stress how retarded it would be to kill yourself right now. At least try to rob a bank and go on a mean bender first. Drugs, women and high speed thrills.

cutting your own artery is the most stupid way of killing yourself.

It is painful slow and really dumb.

>>17961510
But if I do it right it sounds quick

If you aren't sucking on a 12 gauge then you're gonna suffer for a while and possibly live through it.

>>17961532
I did a little research and it does sound painful, but if I do it right I will lose consciousness after 30 seconds.

>>17961541
Well then you may as well jump. That's even less time to worry about it.

>>17961546
Yeah but there aren't buildings tall enough to ensure death where I live.
I understand it's a selfish thing to do but at this point, I don't care.

>>17961554
Then go to the fucking buildings.

If you're really gonna cut yourself film it so you're not alone and we can all die a little with you.

>>17961504
Oh look its the "lel OMG you wanna an hero XXDDD crippling depression doesn't real just rob a bank bro before you go out LOL I'm so cool I totally understand the mindset of a suicidal person." post

EMT here. No, it's probably not a very good suicide tool, and you will almost certainly puss out trying to do it.

Like the other guy said, OD is probably the best way to kill yourself. Easy, painless, and you won't change your mind halfway in like your biologically inclined to.

>>17961610
This, you cant expect someone so weak minded and pathetic enough to consider killing themselves as cool enough to pull the bank heist in their final days.

>>17961494
What about not killing yourself?
What problems do you have?