How do I even approach women?

walk up to her and say hello and smile

>>17958746
shout "INTERCOURSE!!!!" at every girl until you find one that likes you

if that doesn't work, ease into it by shouting "FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE!!!"

>>17958746
>How do I approach women bros?

Slowly, and from behind tall grass, as not to alert the herd.

>>17958857
Watch out! if you accidentally use the HM01 cut, it'll make all of the grass disappear which ruins your chances at finding a wild pokemon!

This is funny because if you cut your wrists by being an emo, it'll also ruin you're chances of finding a stable girl-friend.

>>17958746
What's KHV?

>>17958882
kissless, hugless virgin

>>17958892
I thought it was handholdless

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>>17958892
Yeah, expected something retarded. Keep saying that, I'm sure it will work out.

>>17958892
"hugless" is stupid.

hugs aren't even necessarily sexual or romantic.

In my experience, the same way you would approach a dude, but less angry, more smiley and after the ice has melt, throw in some compliments.

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>>17959021
>imagening some /adv/ faggot approaching dudes angry