How do you get someone to kill you without provoking them?
>>17958061
By encountering a lunatic psychopath
Because no ordinary individual would do something like that unprovoked
>>17958061
Jump in front of a moving vehicle.
>>17958061
Wear blackface and a trenchcoat, and talk to a cop with your hands within the coat.
>>17958230
>without provoking them
Just be yourself. Seems to work for me.