I need help guys

Guys help pls

Lie out your ass, say your grandmother died earlier in the week

But come up with a decent lie, pussy boy, a good excuse

>>17939694
"left it at home" "bad week" etc.
Then go start it and don't stop till its done, even if you're up till 3am or something. Oh and don't let it happen again, always start shit when you get it

If its an essay you can e-mail turn in a corrupted file then spend the next 15 hours working your ass off.

http://www.wikihow.com/Buy-More-Time-on-an-Overdue-Assignment

Or go full on nurse jackie and break something on your body and use the emergency room visit as an excuse.

>>17939694
get a doctors note for migraines or some shit. look up the symptoms online and tell your doc you've been getting bad migraines. send note to your professor with the excuse and get a week extension.

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>>17939694

parrrrrrrrrrrrrr tayyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!

that's what you've been doing right ?

otherwise try to learm from this fuckup because if you keep repeating this approach surprise you will end up homeless

>>17939832
>parrrrrrrrrrrrrr tayyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!
Kill yourself.

>>17939694
do your fucking assignment you lazy faggot

This isn't a problem you faggot. Get a job.

>>17939694
half ass it and submit it on time. If you have to re-take the course re-take it and learn your lesson.