>New girl I'm dating seems a little autistic >Literally

>>17938303
Women are just children in and adult-sized body and most are also fucking crazy. get over that fact

P.D. I hope both of you are of the same fucking race

>>17938343
I've dated other girls, who didn't literally seem autistic. So I guess you're wrong?

Also we are the same race, not sure how that is relevant you fag.

Girls can't be autistic. That's just women; no sense of sarcasm and all that.

>>17938303
Fake your own death

I wouldn't risk it.
Her sister may be legit, then you'll be fucked.

>>17938303

OP harsh fact of life is that every single woman you meet will believe some dumb crazy shit or act autistic in some way, you will literally never meet a "normal" woman in the way you consider a guy "normal", every single woman you meet will believe something, or act in some way, that if a guy did it would throw up an enormous red flag. There is literally no way around this

>>17938303
Have you tried just saying that you don't have quite as much free time as you thought, or that maybe you're not in the right place to date anyone?

>>17938385
Oh, sorry, everyone else was having a circlejerk about how awful women are, I'll let you guys continue instead of actually contributing answers to op's problem.

>>17938387
You mad, bitch?

>>17938387
Awful and dumb aren't the same thing. Example? Guys are awful for the things that they've done, girls are dumb for what they haven't.

>>17938303
>How do I dump someone without hurting their feelings?

You can't. Just tell her you're not interested in her and break up. Simple as that.

>>17938382
>there is no way around dating someone who might be autistic

Dumbest shit I've read on 4chan in years.

>>17938377
the only real answer here if you actually just don't want to deal with the fallout at all.

OP is in the perfect situation for a threesome. Follow my instruction and make her pregnant. ^^
1. Acknowledge that shes a wizard.
2. Tell her that your a saint sent from the haven to clean her and her sister darkness.
3.???
4.Profit.
5. You leave,they will bear your child as they think he/she is sent from god and you spread your autistic genes. hehehehehe

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>>17938303
>Her sister is also an edgy wiccan, who literally told me if I hurt her sister, she'll "hex" me

Hm, I love angry, revengeful women.

>>17938303
Sounds like the plot to Chunnibyou.

Just break up with her. Her feelings won't be hurt because she can just find another guy that same day.