How to get coworker to f*ck me

I wouldn't risk it. If guys feel uncomfortable they'll report it to their boss.

>>17933896
Is he friendly towards you? Does he talk to you when he doesn't have to for work-related reasons? Is it common for people in your office to socialize after work, get drinks, etc?

>>17933903
Its a girl trying to have sex with a guy not the other way around

>>17933924
I'm aware

>>17933911
He's been friendly to me lately which he hasn't before. I honestly just like his body... so i just want to fuck lol. And its not an office job if that's what you think so it's not as "professional". If you're friends, you might or might not hang after

>>17933896
>>17933924
As the guy in the relationship all the risk falls on him as it is rare women are charged with sexual harassment. You are going to have to be bold and initiate if you want this to happen. Go out for drinks and ask sexy hypothetical questions hinting at your desires. If he is into it, you'll know and not risk crossing lines at the office.

>>17933939
It's not an office job btw and we're not 21 so we cant "get drinks". But we could hang out but when his shift is over he says bye to me (sometimes) and leaves. We flirt a little but that's it. I'm down for whatever but he seems like all bark but no bite

>>17933951
Of course he is. Did you not read my fucking post you moron?

>>17933956
Let's not start cussing bitch

>>17933936
Just ask him to hang out after work, get something to eat or see a movie or whatever. If he's willing to spend time with you when he doesn't have to, 95% chance he'd be willing to fuck you. That is how men work. If the "date" goes well, invite him back to your place and let nature take its course.

>>17933959
Then stop being a dumb fucking cunt. You have one source of value to society - your cunt, and you are too stupid to even fucking use it. Christ.

>>17933978
Ok thanks

>>17933988
You need your head beaten in seriously. Shut the fuck up cuck

>>17933988
Damn you got triggered. I'm just imagining you seething with rage with your eyes glued to the screen, hitting "refresh" again and again until the "dumb cunt" responds to your bait and validates your worthless existence

>>17933994
I'd tell you to suck a dick, but it sounds like you're too stupid to even figure out how.

Pull down his pants one day and if it looks like he's getting a boner then there's your awnser

>>17934003
Ok

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>>17934006

>>17934006
I'm gonna get slapped in the face if i did that..

>>17934020
Yeah, but probably with a dick.

>>17934020
Get your mushroom stamp on, OP

>>17934034
I hope

>>17934057
Gotta take the leap of faith

>>17933951
that's because if it isn't perfectly 100% clear that you are interested, making a move could send us to jail.

>>17933896
Don't shit where you eat. Stay away from work pussy until either one of you leave

>>17934180
not OP here. I'm a guy who has a crush on a really hot girl at job, and I've been at this job for a month...
everyone says this every fucking time. can someone explain? is doing this really that bad?

btw, OP: what country are you from?

>>17934201
oh, and this girl seems to like me... so, yeah, I really want to fuck her

>>17933896
Tell me anon how old are you, and said co-worker? Mid twenties or so? The main thing is that you both would be taking risks regardless of the field. Basically you would have to keep it on the low, and it you ever became serious you would have to likely transfer to another department or one of you would have to leave the job.

Think long and hard about it because feelings can and do develop for the best or worst. If you want no strings attached it is best to not do that with a co-worker, but on a positive note some ltr's and marriages develop from these situations.

>>17933896
how many guys have you slept with op?

>>17934201
Crush puss at work if you're
A) Okay with the fact that she has boned/is boning your coworkers
B) Okay with seeing her hop on the next closest dick when she's bored with you
C) Okay with a superior that has fucked or wants to fuck her making your work-life miserable.

>>17934201
If this is just a interim job until you find something better, then whatever. If you'll need it for a career or as a recommendation for a future job, then don't take the chance. Don't entrust others with your future because they'll definitely screw you over in the same position.

>>17934221
>>17934223
I'm just starting at this career, and this job is the best opportunity I've ever had...
you guys are making me feel really about her :'(
I'm socially retarded, and have never had sex, so this is a difficult position for me

>>17934201
>>17934208
It's fine if you're both mature, responsible, level-headed, and able to put aside personal distractions to focus on work. If you can handle a rejection without getting awkward afterwards, and she can reject a guy without wanting to avoid him afterwards. Or, if you can both handle being happy together and crazy about each other WITHOUT distracting each other from work.

Most people can't handle all that, so it ends up becoming a distraction and/or a source of conflict in the workplace, and most employers just don't want to deal with the fallout of your sex life. When you're at work, you're expected to be professional and focused on the job they're paying you to do

>>17934201
Usa

>>17934214
Late teens

>>17934217
Like 2

>>17934238
Yeah don't mess this up over pussy. Be friends or whatever but no more than that. Meet women outside of work. If you want some experience, hit up some wine bars for the cougars. They'll be glad to get you off

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>>17934241
>Late teens
>>17933936
>I honestly just like his body... so i just want to fuck lol

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There's no way in fucking hell this chick isn't an unberageb&

>>17934303
I'm not underage..

>>17934303
Stop with your assumptions

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>>17934347
>>17934348
shut up whore

>>17934366
Lol damn stop it I'm a sensitive person. One more bad word I'm going bring out the razor

>>17934393
yea you gotta keep it shaven anyways

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>>17934303

>>17933896
ask him to come over your place to watch some movies on netflix.
He should get the clue from that.

>>17934238
>really wary
FTFM

>>17933896

What environment do you work in?

>>17934201
she can accuse you of sexual harassment and you will lose your reputation and your job. also some girls can be vindictive and break up with them and try to get you fire.

>>17933896
Do you work in a restraunt business? Important answer please

>>17933951
What's your job? How old are you?