share some of your favorite dirty talk lines during sex

>>17933678
unf

>remember when your dad used to do this

>>17933678
>you promised you'd do anything for candy

UGGGH
OOOH
AHHH
UGGHhhh.

>>17933678
"That's right. You like that, don't you, you fucking retard?"

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"It's hitting all the way inside of me"

> "yeeah?"

"It's hitting my womb, be gentle with me"

"Take this, you fucking kike! Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post!"

Niggers

>dont tell mom about this

>>17933678
Would you let me do it if I gave you an extra $50?

>>17933678
"If you tell your mother, I'll kill you"

"MOOOMM WHERE DID YOU PUT MY TISSUES?"

"None of your fancy stuff.. lob it into me boss.. OH! You are hurting me lovely!"

"You like that monkey cock ravaging your jungle, don't you?"

>>17933678
Your big vagina feels so good when I rim it with my big boy

>>17933678
>we must secure a future for the white race

Hahahahahaahhahhahahahaha

I don't feel comfortable at all with sex talk, how do people say it at all? I mean it all sounds ridiculous.

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>are those the panties your mother laid out for you?

You've been waiting for this all day haven't you? Tell me what you've been waiting for.

>>17933779
Lol where did you get that? My boyfriend was the one who told a girl this in his past and told me (and other people and 4chan) about it :D

>>17933678
BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCKKKK
WAH WAH WAH FUCKKKKK

Make my cum look like a slurpee you dumb cunt.

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>>17933691
>>17933710
>>17933779
>>17933827
>>17933865
>>17933871
>>17934029
>>17934363
>>17934516
kek

>>17933822
nice try I've seen immunity cat already

>>17933678
>picture the world's ugliest chink bitch
Chiiiiiiiiiiing chhhhhooooooooong!!!!

"Haha have you ever thought about deer dude? They're fucking deer dude they're fucking, like, noodly forest horses ahahaha wtf."

I said this to my wife as we climaxed together on our wedding night.

>>17933678
Honey, the ceiling needs painting.

>>17933678
Is it in yet? I can't tell.

>>17933678
"Ooh, you're almost as good as your father."

"ooh, you're almost as good as my father"

>Dude I'm gonna pre
>Here comes the brogurt

>>17933822
Dubs

>>17933691

I fucking lost it second post

>>17934363
>>17933865
>>17933779

runners up

>Are you hungry for apples?

I really really like it when who I'm with says, "Come for me." I know it's kinda corny but it works. My ex long long ago used to do that.

>>17933678
"Can I borrow five dollars?

>>17933678
Oh, I forgot to tell you - my mother sends her regards.

>>17933678

"Suck the nigger out of this faggot cock, bitch".

>>17934454
What about sex isn't ridiculous? When someone actually tells you this stuff you don't care about hearing the words come out of their mouth but about the verbal confirmation that they are out of their mind with arousal. Hearing someone say inane stuff that people would laugh at in any other situation because they're so horny all the blood is somewhere else IS hot.

As for OP, no token lines, though a "come here" with the right intonation makes me weak at the knees. But all the best dirty talk I ever heard was referring to stuff we had done, were doing that moment, were going to do etc. Not anything standard.

"Here comes my yummy cummy"

>>17933678
"your tighter then your sister"

"Wait, do you have a vagina? But I thou-"

Any girl who speaks dirty to me in their foreign language of origin.

>>17933691
>>17933944
>>17934363
>>17934516
top kek

happy birthday grandma

"Great teamwork!"

"Keep it up!"

"I'm doing it, I AM DOING IT"

"Here comes the BOOM"

"Set course for intercourse!"

I also like to make sound effects, like saying "Skadoosh" with every thrust

>>17937562
>skadoosh

fuck you, you made me remember goosh goosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj2-E0eomr8

>>17933678
You like it when daddy fucks you in your tight little pussy don't you?

my woman likes to be called a slut while we fuck "you're a fuckin slut, aren't you" "y-yeah" "fucking slut" "you love being my slut, don't you, you dirty little whore" just asking over and over "you're a slut, aren't you"

"Don't stop believing"

>>17937711
Sounds kinda boring

at least its true, notafag

>>17933678
"You're pretty fly...
for a white guy."

>>17937562
"First you go like this..."
"Spin around, STOP!"
"Double take 3 times. 1! 2! 3!"
"Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo!"
"Step on your right foot; don't forget it!"
"Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it a-round towwwn!"
"Then you do this, then this, then this and that and this and that and then..."
*cums*

>>17934673
it's a famous reddit post

>>17933678
"Get liquid"

>>17933678
"Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. . . . ."

"I love you so much"

"ecks dee"

>>17933678
He shoots - he scores!

"These violent delights have violent ends"

>>17935464
chuckled out loud

>>17938467
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>>17933678
"Don't make me regret giving you my virginity."

>"unfff oh fuck"
>"i think i'm gonna lose it"
>"fuck i just lost it"
>lost what?
>"the game"