how to steal liquor

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>be me
>18 yrs old
>can't buy liquor because the united fucking states has autistic liquor laws
>decided that i'm going to steal it
>life has come to a low point, give no fucks anymore
>just want to steal so i can feel the rush of stealing
>can't feel much because of severe depression


anyway, where's the best place to steal from, and how?

i used to work at kroger when i was 16-17, and whenever someone stole liquor our loss preventions guy tackled them. There's also heavy security at the local walmart because they have problems with theft. I was planning on stealing from a cvs by walking in, walking around only a couple aisles before making my way to the liquor section, putting it in my coat sleeve, and quickly walking out to my car which wouldn't be parked in the lot. Is this feasible? would i been seen quickly and prevented from leaving by a manager until police showed up?

even though it's just one bottle of liquor, a petty theft charge can put you in jail for a decent amount of time with fines up to 1k. any suggestions on how to do this without getting caught or is it just a horrible idea in general?

also, i live in the midwest so i can't go to a publix or anything like that because we don't have it here