How do I safely an hero? I dont want to hurt myself.

>>17917251

by living another 60 years or so

Heroine od
But don't do it. I'll be lonely with 1 less anon to suffer with

>>17917259
This
Nearly 100% effective

>>17917251

You don't.

Even if you don't hurt yourself, you hurt those around you. An heroing is never a good option, but do what you want.

I saw a website with suicide options and c4 explosives were the least painful and the most effective way to an hero

>>17917251

Suicide is an extremely selfish act

You are fortunate enough to be given this wonderful gift of love and light and you willingly squander it?

You can bring so much joy to the world. Stick around. Things are just getting good.

>>17917526

>gift of love

yea right

everytime I imagine my dad's hairy slimy dick erupting in my mom's stinky hairy snatch I feel the urge to vomit

to think i'm the product of such crude gratifications, me, a vain human soul with aspirations of free will and grandeur, when in reality i'm nothing more than a cumfart oozing out of a battered pussy

i hope they burn my body and shoot it into the stars in a rocket-propelled canister so i can leave this organic hunk of refuse they call "humanity"