I can't see a future in my life

Here's what I NEED to have:
- a way to gain just enough money to have (but not necessarily own, obviously) a home, have my privacy, eat, wash, use a computer. I don't need to be rich, just to be able to dream, think, create.
- as much free time as possible. Time is freedom, and I need freedom more than anything else. Working 8 hours a day all week long will mean my death, unless I have big vacation times like teachers usually do.
- stability. In other words, the rational hope that all these conditions will last until I'm old. This means that a profession where I would have to sell my work all the time without any guarantee that I will find clients is out of the question; I'm not and will never be a businessman, whether I will it or not. This also means that I need a sedentary life.

Here's what I NEED to avoid:
- physical jobs, as well as repetitive, boring, uninteresting jobs. If I need to work, and I probably do, my job needs to be at least a bit intellectually stimulating. I'm not saying that it has to be a dream job, but yea, I WILL very quickly be psychologically unable to live a life where I became a machine.
- contests with a lot of competition. They anguish me to the point of making me physically sick. I'm being serious.

That is all.

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Now, here are my skills:
- obviously, philosophy, and all that comes with it: I write very well, I'm logical, I explain complicated things easily, I know how to structure a scientific paper and reference it, I have a very good general knowledge (including history, art, science and religions)
- I'm good with students as well as with children, and I even have some experience and a small diploma to show that
- I have a very creative spirit and never cease inventing things
- I'm good with the internet and computers in general, even though I certainly can't code
- I'm fluent in both French and English
With a bit of luck, I may still have 2 years before me to develop a new skill.

Obviously, it looks like philosophy teacher would be an ideal job for me, except for the fact that it seems impossible to be one without passing hard contests or living in a very unstable situation (for private lessons).

Any other idea?

1) You're not entitled to an easy life.
2) You shouldn't have gotten a useless degree.
3) You need to work to survive.
4) Stop being a lazy shit.

>>17916856
It's nice to answer, but I hope you're aware of the fact that your answer is completely unhelpful.

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It seems education is your best option. Would tutoring be another option that does not require a formal certification and work hours? That job would have large amounts of freedom and would fit your abilities quite well. Philosophers are the best tutors, Kant and Aristotle are good examples.

>>17917156
Or did you also neg this, when you said "very unstable situation (for private lessons)." Unsure if that was referring to tutoring. Or if it violates your want for stability.

Embrace nihilism and take up something like women's studies to get some job as a worthless consultant trying to bring diversity to whatever company stupid enough to hire you.

>>17917156
I'd love to be a tutor. However, does this profession still exist? I believe it doesn't... If I'm wrong, please show me how to become one

>>17917167
It really depends on how it works. If being paid regularly is not really guaranteed, then it looks unstable.

>>17917234
Interesting idea, I will look it up