Hey /adv/, I need help with convincing a female friend to live. I really like this girl and she has twisted humor like us (4chan) but seems to be hating life.
She hates to talk about politics, music, world events, many games, etc... Seems all she likes is food and animals, and always diverges the conversation to wanting to die.
I try telling her to change a few things in life or to do whatever she wants, but she refuses and just wants to die.
I don't want to lose another friend to suicide.
>>17914270
>tfw no suicidal gf
why even live?
Buy her a kitten, some food she likes and then give her the D. It's the only way.
Well maybe don't do the dick thing, but try talking to her more. Maybe humor her and keep talking about her wanting to die. Joke about methods or something.
>>17914270
If she cant talk about anything else, refer her to a therapist or a suicide hotline. That way she can get help if she actually needs it. Otherwise, dont fuel what could very easily be attention seeking.
>>17914270
>I need help with convincing a female friend to live
Knock that shit off.
If she threatens suicide, call the cops. Period. If she was serious about doing it, you save her life. If she wasn't serious about doing it, she gets to spend three days in a psyche ward learning that manipulating people by threatening suicide is not a fucking joke.
You're not a therapist. You can't fix this girl's problems. Leave it be.
>>17914292
Yaaaaaaaaas preach