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>Took a shower 20min ago
>Walking back to room
>See rolled up sock in front of roommates room (F)

What does it mean?
I stood for a good 10 sec staring at it.

Did she drop it by mistake & I didn't see it before?
Is this another Cinderella?

I really like my roommate but she knows I'll never tell her,
almost feel like running out and grabbing it before she wakes up.
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Stick sock in pooper
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Gr8 b8 m8
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This is some kind of copypasta, or I don't know what the fuck.

Tell me more about the first "cinderella" en counter you two had.
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>>17905309
>>17905305


guys I'm being serious.

does she want me to take it?
I don't think it was there when I walked past her door the first time.
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>>17905314
You tell me what you meant by another cinderella young man. Unless you were literally referencing the fairytale.
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>>17905321


Cinderella as in she left the shoe(sock) because she wanted me to find her (aka keep her scent).

I'm not too into sniffing but oMG her scent drives me insane. Sometimes I try & shower after her so I can soak in her scent. It's like everything she touches turns to treasure for me.

I don't want to become a panty sniffer brah, trying my best to avoid taking that sock.

I mean it's just a sock afterall, everyone loses a sock.

I\m just worried she set this up and wants to use it against me one day.
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>>17905283
Who is that? Part of a set? Sauce?
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>>17905331
Alright. On the slim chance you aren't fucking around, I will give you legitimate advice if you give me sauce on that image. That's the only way I'm putting effort into this nonsense.
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>>17905333


I'm being serious bro, I could go take a picture of it but I'd have to be returning my dishes to the sink or else I'd be suspicious.

Which image? The black girls or the girl look at a book of feet?
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>>17905338
The OP image.
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>>17905341

Idk who she is pham

I just collect qts :(

pls help
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Yeah op I don't think living with her is a good idea. You sound actually insane. Like you need help. This is the kind of shit i greentext in a story and no one believes that a guy can be that fucked up. It's a sock. She kicked it off her feet and closed the door but it got pushed outside or something. No one is sending you any secret messages. Stop showering after her.
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>>17905355

People are saying otherwise, I mean it wasn't two socks so we're fine for now.
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>>17905365
Bro that's a guide for college roomates who ARE GUYS. Girls do not do the sock on the door crap. I've lived with sorority girls , fob girls, and hippy girls and they do not do this. Also note that some giy named evan wrote that idiot guide, not a girl.

I might be inclined to agree with you if she kept leaving her bras everywhere but...no dude. You're actually fucked dude.
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>>17905314
>>17905338
youve lost your mind, my son. you must seek out sexual congress with another woman. barring that, stop being such a pussy and try your luck with the roommate. i cannot recommend the latter, as you seem to be extraordinarily strange and socially inept.

>>17905348
and here i see that not only do you not have sauce for any of the glorious ginger women you have posted, you are also in possession of a folder entitled "Mlp". in addition to my previously stated advice, i also recommend you report to your physician for sterilization at your earliest convenience.
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knock on her door and inform her she has lost a sock?
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>>17905405


You're asking too much of me
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>>17905365
wtf is a "ratty sock". i dont know what that means.
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>Rolled up sock got misplaced
>DOES SHE WANT ME TO TAKE IT?
No you fucking weirdo, it probably fell out while she was bringing her laundry in or out.
But you clearly want it so just take it.
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>this whole god damn thread
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>>17905421


OP here
just woke up again

I took the fucking sock
(hiding it under my pillow for goodluck)
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>>17905579
I hope she finds it
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>>17905582

Fuck off
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>>17905283
>>17905579
delet this
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>>17905585
lmao you have a problem

it's a sock, maybe if it where her underwear.
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>>17905283
>>17905579
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>>17905579
describe smell?
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>>17905579
Imagine how good it would feel to cum in that fucking sock bro, just put it on your dick and jerk until the sock is sopping with your seed, your dick will smell like her footsweat for days
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>>17905579
Stop being a thieving nigger, OP. come on.
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>>17905579
throw it out
that thing is hideous even if it's inside out
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>>17905331
That look at the camera is incredibly erotic, holy shit.
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OP you are not autistic. You are full blown RETARDED. What makes you think this girl would ever want anything to do with a piece of shit like you, let alone be happy living with you? Maybe tonight when Chad is done banging her he will throw you her OTHER sock.
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>>17905582
This.

OP you're fucking weird and she'll probably end up in some barrel filled with acid by the end of next year. She needs to leave while she still can.
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>>17905332
Kendra Sunderland, she's a coalburner.
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I'm so glad I came to this board today
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>>17905314

No you fucking numb nuts autist

She dropped a fucking sock

That's it

There's no hidden innuendo

She dropped a fucking sock give it back to her or leave it there you fucking weirdo
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Take the sock. Stash it and forget about it. Hide it good. One day you will open it up and remember it and then you will remember all the good times you had with this girl as you get off sniffing the sock and jerking off. Its a worthwhile investment, m8.
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>>17905283
Keep it secret; keep it safe.
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>>17905283
Its obvious she left the sock there for you to fill with your seed. You must do that OP. Slide that sock on your peepee and pleasure yourself. Afre you have climaxed, knock on her door and ay:" I have pleasured myself with your sock. It now must rub the lotion in its skin"> Chicks love that.
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>>17905283
>Cinderella as in she left the shoe(sock) because she wanted me to find her (aka keep her scent).

...People actually think like this?
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>>17905331
>Cinderella as in she left the shoe(sock) because she wanted me to find her (aka keep her scent).
>Sometimes I try & shower after her so I can soak in her scent. It's like everything she touches turns to treasure for me.

This is flat out insane.
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What are you going to do with the sock now
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>>17905331

You're fucking crazy. I'm worried for your roommate.
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I lived with a girl for a long time. I'm currently living with her.

Do you know what she did whenever she wanted to have sex?

She asked.
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>>17905579
Well, we've got an new runner up for the biggest autist of 2016, with a real late entry. Move out immediately so this doesn't turn into the next horror film starring Anthony Hopkins.
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Someone call your roommate and tell her she is living with her future murderer and rapist, probably in that order.
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>>17905283
I once threw my heavily stinking sock in a friend's face. She was lying on the bed and I hit just right so it dangled across her face and over her nose. Instead of being disgusted she started giggling uncontrollably, unable to move or take my sock off her face.

Sometimes she'd sniff my hair and moan over how good I smell. Nothing ever happened between us and I regret it.
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>>17905579
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>>17905418
Old or worn. Not in good condition. Probably should be tossed out.

Like your mother.
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