Critters

Oh yeah also i forgot to add i have long and thick hair that looks autistic when short, do they infest hair and if so how do i get rid of them?

Get flea medication for dog

Vacuum carpets/furniture and wash beddings

That's pretty much it. Fleas bite people but can't live on them/lay eggs on them, so as long as you make sure the dog stays flea-free, you'll be fine.

You have to get them off the animals and out of the carpets.

Get Advantage for the pets, they will hate it but it's the best way. Use flea shampoo on them, and buy a flea comb to clean them with.

Get some flea powder for the carpets and put it use it every night before bed. You will also need to vacuum regularly.

As for yourself, wash your hair, thoroughly; you can use flea-shampoo if it's really bad. Change your sheets more often, even if you don't see them in your bed or on your pillow.

If it's a really REALLY bad infestation call an exterminator.

I grew up in a house filled with pets and every time we had a flea "outbreak" we had to do all this shit.

Make flea traps over night

Put a small lamp over a plate with soap water on floor

>>17902234
Three words OP
Dawn dish soap
Bath that fucker with it, the dogger is the source of the damaging aspect of the infestation
Wash a few times a week, ten minutes or so, warm water so dogger don't get sick.
Repeat forever.
To fix your abode: vacuum the carpets, specifically the areas with lowlight and low foot traffic, like under a table or behind the couch.
Some people do home solutions like non-toxic-to-animal oils or boiled lemon water on the pets.