Fucked up

Terrible plan don't ruin some poor girls life just bc your afraid of being lonely stop being a selfish asshole

Fuck her like crazy now.
If she demands you use condoms, pop holes in them.
If she's on the pill, swap them out for placebos.
If she gets pregnant, and says she wants an abortion, tell her you're absolutely pro-life.

Whenever necessary, comfort the idea.

>>17898077
Make here want you more, make the bond that the two of you should have even stronger so that way she'll be afraid of losing you just as much as you are of losing her.

>>17898077
Dumb dumb what happens if you two have the kid (optional: get married) then split up and she takes the kid?

Mind you this is the same kid that was a plot device in keeping you two together.

Dude as someone who lost their high school sweetheart of nearly 3 years to the military, and who knows countless other guys and girls who have worse luck with partners. Just go with the flow, if it sticks it sticks and that's great. And if it ends, it ends and you see each others characters.

My Dad put it to me best: "if she can't handle this, what makes you think that when you move for different schools, or a better job, or what have you - that she will stay around?"

The answer is, nothing. This is a pretty good litmus test. Don't forge the short term for some long term goal built on a lie

>tl;dr don't do it, go with the flow, you will both mature together or separate

Please let this be bait. Otherwise you're the stupidest kid I've seen on /adv/ in 2016. And that's saying something for /adv/.