Share your shame. You'll feel better when you confess.

>>17884464
no ty fbi

At one point in my life I had the following all at the same time. Husband, boyfriend, lover and one night stand with an old school friend. Greedy eh?

>>17884767
wew thats a zesty bait

>>17884796
Thing is it is true. Who else can I tell but 4chan?

>>17884767
Gangbang?

I was actually stupid enough to believe that I was somebody special and that I would become something for the history books. But like all my peers that thought the same thing were not as talented as me and had false dreams but I didn't, I was the real deal.
Its funny in retrospect. Now that I have given up I'm actually pursuing the things I want to do more freely without the weird pressure I put on myself before.

>>17884801
Good on you -- so long as you enjoyed it while it lasted and had fun.

Personally,

I have continual psychopathic thoughts, albeit I would never act on them ever. I've come to accept I have no remorse, no feelings for others, I'm purely living for myself in life -- and I'm A-OK with that.

>>17884464

I have a bunch of Barbie dolls and I have a sexual fetish for it.

Fucking bothersome. I don't hot glue them or anything though. Still, wish I didn't get a hardon for it.

>>17884801
I understand. Last night I kissed a friend of mine after he gave me a ride home from a party. There's another party tonight, I don't know if he's going to be there but I hope he is.
My husband was working both last night and tonight. So...there it is.

>>17884807
You're probably under 25, right? Don't give up. Society is obsessed with youth and youthful achievement but that's all bullshit. Whatever it is, do it anyway.

>>17884516
<.<

The FBI/CIA/DEA are watching me and my GF.

I don't know why. Drug trafficking?

what.

the.

fuck.

>>17884808

>Good on you -- so long as you enjoyed it while it lasted and had fun.

I highly doubt a psychopath or sociopath would ever say this shit if there wasn't something for him to gain.

>>17884815
>most moral people would be outraged about the thought of cheating with one person, let alone 3
>dont care and actually applaud your actions

OK, I dont see how you think that's not psychopathic but whatever idc rly

I regularly prostituted myself on Craigslist to older men while in a long term relationship. They never found out and never will

>>17884807
Just turned 25 actually. And weirdly enough I had this epiphany right in line with when you're sort of expected to be grown up or to start to. I'm not going to rule anything out and I'm going to start my businesses anyway etc... but I have very realistic expectations and the likelihood of me getting famous for music production or loaded off a few businesses is slim to none. I'm not creative or smart enough to do anything besides make slightly above average income. And it's a relief to be okay with that. It's a weight off my shoulders.

>>17884810
Your husband working his ass off and you whoring around? Have you no fucking shame? Leave the poor guy.

>>17884822
Because psychopaths don't actually enjoy their immoral actions, they are able to do them for practical reasons because they don't give a shit. They're very logical in getting what they materially want, power, control etc. and they don't feel pleasure in power they just tend to viscerally crave it but not even necessarily.

>>17884813

Just turned 25 actually. And weirdly enough I had this epiphany right in line with when you're sort of expected to be grown up or to start to. I'm not going to rule anything out and I'm going to start my businesses anyway etc... but I have very realistic expectations and the likelihood of me getting famous for music production or loaded off a few businesses is slim to none. I'm not creative or smart enough to do anything besides make slightly above average income. And it's a relief to be okay with that. It's a weight off my shoulders.

Repost, meant to reply to you.

>>17884829
You're adorable. Can I leave him for you? You seem like a real catch.

>>17884810
You're garbage.

>>17884844
Pfft-hahahaha the insecurity in this post.

>>17884844
I'm a girl.

>>17884802
Lol no. Separate

My wife gave up on sex years ago. About a week ago I decided to explore my bi-curiosity and messaged a guy on a website. He answered and sent me a picture. He's an older, hairy daddy type and I've jerked off to his picture twice. I've been trying to arrange a meeting with him but he seems hesitant. I am hot for him.

>inb4 faggot

Yeah, I know.

I'm 21 and a virgin. Not completely inexperienced, made out with some girls, but still too autistic to achieve sex.
Gonna have my first time with a prostitute in 2 weeks, fortunately legal in my country

>>17884988
Why guys though?

>>17884464
Im a 30 years old virgin man, im going out with a female coworker, she said our relationship makes her feel very well and we have a very nice connection, but the first time i went out with a girl was with her while im 30 years old, she is amazing but im so unexperienced and too slow that she began ghosting me... next time i have to say to her i love her even if that would make her feel uncomfortable, but i always have to say truth to her

>>17886145
You're gonna be a virgin still lol

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Today I pissed into a plastic bag in the back of my parents minivan while I was delivering pizza (I washed my hands but still...)

>>17884814
if you're drug trafficking, DEA

if you're being used, then it's CIA

if your dealer is a known terrorist, FBI

regardless, repeat this every night before bed:
>DEA DEA
>go fly away
>FBI FBI
>please shy away
>CIA
>CIA
>walk right away
>PIGS PIGS PIGS
>bacon bacon BURNT
>cross my hearts and hope to fly

they literally hop out of their vans and sprint away

>>17884464
Sometimes when I'm driving at night and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes.

I'm 24 and making no effort towards having a job or career whatsoever.

>>17886970
I'm 22 standing with you brother

What's your reasoning if you have one

20, liked a girl a few years back and wanted to be friends with her.

I told her I'm killing myself because unrelated things and she ignored it.

>>17886999
I'm have extreme anxiety of being around outdoors, I can't even pee outside the house mostly.

>>17886970
>>17886999
How do you guys expect to survive? Is mommy going to take care of you the rest of your lives?

I swear people on this board can be so god damn pathetic. Where's your drive and motivation?

>>17887051
Everything has been given to me

When it's taken away I'll either sink or swim

>>17884810
I hate you and everyone like you.

>>17884854
Different anon here, Wana bang burrito?

>>17886573
......... why?

>>17884464
My manager took me out to a bar, got us both drunk, and fucked me.
We ended up fucking two more times after that before she went cold turkey for some reason.

>>17887051
It died with the realization that the horrific parasite that is the human race has nearly run its course.

>>17887122
Huh?

Anyone else here got molested as a kid? I did by a kid older than me. It was kind of hot

>>17887128
Snapchat?
Me bored want to show off.

I genuinely dislike everyone from my family. Actually, I don't think that I really like anyone, but I pretend I do for social acceptance. I kind of think that everyone is the same secretly, but I have no way to confirm this.

Every night I wish our heater would malfunction and kill me with carbon monoxide poisoning.

This has been my dream for the last... fuck... 15 years? I wouldn't ever do it myself but god damn wouldn't that be awesome.

>>17884988
Inb4 faggot no bro. Inb4 fucking cheater yes you are.

You are such a coward you won't even tell your wife. Ask her first if she's ok with it

>>17887135
No, thanks.

>>17887178
Bitch

>>17884810
Is that all it takes? A ride home? Your out partying instead of helping out your home that you created..women like you are degenerate. Please dont have kids.

my hobby is to edit porn movies down to just the good stuff and rearranging the shots to make the narrative more erotic. is this weird? I get off on it but I feel a lot of shame for spending my time this way

>>17887196
That's weird

>>17887196
Does anybody even watch porn movies anymore? I can't remember the last time some porn I looked at was a video >10 mins

>>17887126
*tips fedora*

When I was a little girl I used to talk to trees and hug them because tree was my friend. My older sister mocked me for that. But you know what, TREES ARE FUCKING GOOD LISTENERS THEY WON'T JUDGE YOU

>>17887196
Lmao wtf

I shat my pants in the first grade of middle school.

>>17887773
Trees also burn quite well.

>>17884767
what are women, even?

i am ashamed of the fact that my penis becomes much smaller when it is not erect

i have a fairly large p-p when it is hard, but soft its a little bit small

>>17888069

Men also cheat

>>17888087
Much more sporadically and compulsively, that girl had an strategically composed harem of dudes to pick from.

>>17888072
>>17888072
Are you me? I'm definitely a grower instead of a shower. My ex used to get off on talking shit while playing with my soft dick and then me absolutely punish fucking her once I was hard.

>>17884464
I've jerked off to traps on sadpanda multiple times

>>17888106
So?

>>17888130
They were under "western"

>>17888103
im not gonna lie that sounds kinda hot

>lying to my parents how I'm doing my thesis when I'm not
>didn't ask my ex to be together again cause I'm a bitch
By biggest source of shame is that I'm a bitch pretty much

I'm ashamed I'm not sufficiently ashamed.
I'm lazy. I don't have a job, and live off my parent's money.
I don't see the point of having a job. My parents give me more money than any salary I would have, and this way I can actually enjoy the money, travel, go out and do things. If I worked 9 to 5, I don't think I could do any of it.
People constantly tell me I should be ashamed, but I don't see why. I feel bad because everyone wants me to feel bad about it, but that's it. I'm content, if not happy. about my life as it is.

>>17884464
I've not dated a woman in 2 years because my ex fucked me about physically, emotionally and financially and I have panic attacks if I come into contact with a woman, my parents think I'm gay and I'm starting to think that might be my only chance of a relationship.

>>17888270

Poorfag here- I think you shouldn't worry about getting a job or not if your parents can help you out. However, you should look out for people who are not as fortunate as you. Donate to charity or give money to homeless people who want to waste it on crack.

The other thing to is that people could be projecting their jealousy onto you. What you should feel guilty about is that you're cheating yourself by not developing any type of skills or investing into yourself. That tends to happen with richfags.

I wish I would have the energy to celebrate Christmas. Probably it is due to the fact that fucking Walmart made me work 9 days straight to solve issues for some poor fucks, but I wish I had the energy to at least take a shower, do my hair and makeup, dress nicely and act like I have a little bit of the Christmas spirit. I feel like shit just being in bed with the flu, wearing pajamas, browsing 4chan and looking like shit.

I'm so embarrased of myself

>>17884464
I just beat up my 13 year old brother out of anger

>>17888966

Chill, you're being hard on yourself my little sushi sandwich

I'm 24 years old and I haven't had sex or so much as seen a vagina in over 6 years. The only girls I've fucked have been my ex and one blackout drunk hookup.

The first 5 years I played the part well, I was a total shutin loser with no friends who did nothing but smoke weed shitpost and play vidya. But over the past 2 years I got my shit together, got over my autism and social anxiety, made friends, did a bunch of drugs, went to festivals, developed some skills, learned how to party, even got a good job. At this point, to all outside appearances I'm a total Chad, I'm attractive, self confident and generally come off like a boss, people tell me I'm the man when I just show up and hang out I don't even have to do anything. My 'cool' persona really works, people think I'm cool and I get plenty of attention from girls.

Unfortunately, while I was doing all this I fell in love with this girl and focused entirely on getting with her for a long time, had many chances but was too insecure and awkward and kept fucking things up and she blocked me 6 months ago.

Now I have a huge problem because I don't seem like some nerd or shy guy, I'm an intense as fuck, really cool dude who has a bunch of money and does drugs and always goes hard. So any girl who is, like, willing to take the initiative, and start things with a guy who is inexperienced, and take the lead and get him to catch up, is turned off by how intense I am, I've heard those exact words. Meanwhile I attract plenty of gorgeous sluts, but I don't actually have any experience getting with girls so when I try I end up being awkward as fuck and it turns them off. Also not having been laid in so long I meet a girl and immediately start thinking about fucking her which makes it hard to hold a normal conversation.

I don't even know what to do at this point, I'm not a virgin so a hooker wouldn't help, I'd need, like, 10 hookers.

>>17888967
You again? Didn't you already confess in your own thread? We get it, you're a man child with poor judgement who can't handle his anger.

>>17884464
I've met a girl who is literally everything I've wanted in a women. The only thing she lacks in is looks, and it makes me want to fuck hot sluts. I keto getting desires to cheat on her, but I could never do such a thing. So it leaves me with the question, do I leave someone who could be perfect for some hot tail, or do I live a life of potential happiness and temptation

>>17887182
It's shit like this that's the reason you got denied, anon

I shat my pants at a overnight camp in the 6th grade.

I had horrible nice guy syndrome in high school and want to kill myself any time I think of it.

I care about other people's thoughts of me way more then I should.

I'm 19 and have never had any sort of sexual encounter with another human being and it doesn't look like I'll have any soon.

Went on a date with a guy that was really into me and he asked me if I would like to go on another.

I said yes but got back to his texts. Instead I sit around my apartment like the depressed piece of garbage I am.

i manipulated my ex into abandoning our relationship as i fucked around behind her back because i was sick of her being a lazy girlfriend but didn't want to be the one to break it off and be seen as the bad guy to our friends.

>>17889408
make a list of 3 easy things to improve at home, like doing the dishes or putting up a towel rack you've wanted. knock those things out asap and you'll still be depressed but it will take some of the edge off.

>>17889196

our culture is perpetuating a cycle of revenge apathy. you leave a woman because she's not as hot as the others, you confirm to that women that men are all the same, idiots that only care about what makes their dicks hard. so women go out and slut it up because that's what men are free to do.

if you're young you're free to play the field, nobody's going to stop you, but if you come back to this board someday crying because your hot tail cucked you with two different guys, like the poster above, don't expect any sympathy. you're a pig, and that's natural, but pigs get dirty of their own accord.

>>17884464
Yes, my hair does smell like grapefruit, No i will not switch to more male-appropriate shampoo's because why the fuck would i wash my hair only so that i smell like sweat afterwards

I married an ugly chink pig and am forever disgusted with myself.

I wish you were here eating, drinking and chilling with me tonight. You chose to fuck around behind my back and lie about everything, I guess that made it easier to distance yourself from me and justify your actions. I will never contact you or answer a text or call, however you know were I am...

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>>17884464
I hate myself, and I want to die.
I say it with a joking tone occasionally, and people just laugh.
Dunno, maybe self deprecating humor is the only way I can express my inner pain to others.

>>17890850
Where*

I have feelings for a girl, and they've crossed over to obsession.

I've tried those fake "phone spy" apps in hopes of seeing who she texts, and what she tells them.
I've also created a fake Instagram to follow what pics she's liking so I can get a feel of what she's into.

I'm pathetic, and feel this will only end badly for me.

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I was loyal to my girlfriend for 4 years, putting every ounce of effort into the relationship, never once neglecting her.

She always acted cunty towards me, never recognizing the effort or the love I provided for her, she would never answer her phone at times and if I did the same, she would freak the fuck out, she would always break up with me and then beg to come back. She would always flirt with her male co workers and get their numbers.

This time, I demoted her to my side bitch while seeing 2 other girls on the side.

This would not have happened had she been loyal to me

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I want to hurt other people, especially ones who are happier than I am.
I feel a strange admiration towards people who have the courage to actually punish those who wronged them, and claim their vengeance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

pretty sad i can't talk to anyone about wanting to go back to raving and do light shows at the raves. haha.

I'm aggravated that my loving parents nag me about my new meds I'm taking. I know they mean the best for me and are actually being really supportive of me right now. It's just really stress-inducing when they constantly ask me about them and even text me about it even though I've only started on them a few days ago. it pisses me off and I feel guilty it does. After all, I did cause them great distress and fear before Christmas.

I had a threesome with my friend and her husband. Not sex. Kissing and touching. He fingered us both at the same time. I think she got jealous in the end as she kept saying she wished her tits were as big as mine. We were all drunk. An experience.

>>17890964
But most of those shooters kill people indiscriminately.

>>17891018
All normies deserve to suffer.

>>17890876
Bend over, stfu faggit

I want to commit suicide

How will you do it?

18 and in love with a 14 year old in church.
Any /adv/?

>>17891044
Yeah, date girls your own age you creep

>>17891044
go for it

I lost my virginity to a prostitute in Europe three years ago when I was 21. I don't feel particularly bad about it. In fact, when I went back this summer, I did it two more times. I only felt bad about it because I could have done something better with those 20-50 euros that I paid.

>>17891087
What is better than sex?

Not having a 25 cm dick makes me depressed.

>>17887182
Shit like this is why we have SJW's.

>>17887196
Why aren't you attempting to monetize this?

>>17884814
And the NSA is watching all of them while watching you. You're fucked.

>>17887182
Shit like this makes people think you are the underage of 16

>>17888103
> in the 30th percentile soft
> in the 94th percentile hard

Damn I should get my GF to do this...

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>>17884464
yung qt asian twink teen and i desperately want to be raped

>>17888305
I used to get panic attacks during blowjobs, kept me from doing anything with women for a 3 year stretch. You basically just have to keep trying to do the stuff that gives you anxiety over and over until you desensitize yourself. I treat it like working out. Now I look forward to unpleasant activities because I know they'll help me in the long run.

21 femanon here. Today, I sniffed my crush's used pants, in the crotch. The dick smell were amazing, I felt ashamed and so horny at the same time. No ragrets.

>>17891352
Hot.

I'm a 30 yo male who's never fucked a single woman.

I've had women throw themselves at me, telling me I'm hot and stuff, but I never had the balls/self-confidence to respond... and now I'm looking for anything.
I also have no love experience (like >>17884807 ), and I feel like I'll have to manipulate someone just to get some experience to find other women, but I think I'd feel like shit doing this

a cousin and I were raped when I was a kid (by a woman), and we were taught to have homo sex, which I did for some years.
after the drama that ensued once our family discovered this, I've become a complete social retard, and a very insecure person, at least when it comes to love and stuff.

btw, hi FBI.

>>17891498
can someone say something to me here?
I wish there were some magic words to fix my shitty love life. like, can a psychologist fix me or something?

I also forgot, I was very, err, loving guy, but never even could do anything with the girls I liked, because I always got scared as soon as there was a sign of compromise (or anything, really) with the girls I liked.

I pick my nose and eat the boogers

>>17887125

What a roller coaster.

>>My manager took me out to a bar, got us both drunk, and fucked me.
o.o Rape?
>>We ended up fucking two more times after that
o.0 But she liked it?
>> before she
0.0 But he was a dude and scored with his boss?
>> went cold turkey for some reason.
xD And he got used for sex

>>17890856
Have you considered that maybe people laugh because they are uncomfortable around the subject?
Would you like people to talk seriously about the subject with you?

I still love my ex and we broke up like 3 years ago. Drives me crazy. I can't bring myself to like other women and I doubt my ex will ever be interested in talking to me again.

>>17891823

Eating Boogers May Be Good For Your Health
articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/05/13/... Cached
A biochemist believes that eating boogers helps introduce pathogens from the environment to your immune system, resulting in the build-up of natural defenses.

>>17889214
>>17891278
>>17891291
Whore.

>>17892372
>not even whores will chat with you

>>17891206
Not that person, but way too many things. Like, among my favorite things, sex doesn't rank in the top 20. For that money, I'd be happier at a concert or a good play.

>>17888873
I'm actually quite fond of doing charity. Since I don't have a job and find it unhealthy to stay at home too long during the day, I volunteer quite often. I'm currently involved in a charity that funds school supplies, bags and shoes for children in poor areas. That's the one thing I sort of enjoy bragging aobut.

>>17888072
Growers are fucking hot as hell

>>17891087
Planning to do the same in January
Did it help you get more comfortable around girls?

i didn't send a christmas card to the girl who has been stringing me along for quite a while now

she's beeing giving me advances on how she wants me, that a new relationship is our only chance and what not
but i didn't send her shit, not going to look like a fool if she's not showing me nothing

I am a functioning sadist in society. I can have sex fake emotions and the whole deal. I truely dont feel pleasure from most if not all things in life but remaining in normality logically seems better than indulging

I have come to terms with the fact that I'm 90% likely a literal hermit. Not by some dumb situational bullshit, but just from choice.

I like being alone. I don't like the thought of relationships because I've been in a few before and I guess I just didn't put enough effort into it, though breakups were never bad. Just kinda like we mutually agreed.

My friends think I'm weird for being so far away from family, and my family misses seeing me, and it's not that I hate seeing them, but man it just feels so nice to be out on my own, doing what I want. Which, in all honesty, isn't a whole lot, but I like doing not a lot. It makes me happy. But every single person I talk to gets that certain look or outright tells me I'm missing out on something. But I've done that shit. Bars, drugs, drunken stupors, rowdy fights, what's so wrong about enjoying peace and quiet for a long stretch of time?

>>17892395
Why?

>>17884464

I make threads and posts in /adv/ pretending to be a remorseless, cheating, slut, in order to stir up rage and perpetuate the "villain female" architype that makes angry virgins hate women and kills their chances of ever getting into a relationship.

I'd stop if it stopped working so well, but it works every single time. Find a post or thread where a female talks about her cheating and 1) it's probably me 2) it has a billion angry replies.

>>17892674
what if this is a double ruse and (You) just made that up in order to bait people into replying to that post?

>>17891799
of course a fucking psychologist can fix you, you have to go there ASAP. If you feel yourself adventurous, go buy a hooker and tell her about your problem, maybe pay a bit more, and she will teach you have to fuck: problem solved. Now you can go to bars and pick up girls, and when it's sex time you don't have to be afraid of being a virgin (you're not) and you can just tell them you don't have much experience, nothing unusual.

This summer I went 16 times to escorts in two months.

This year I discovered drugs and tried a bit of everything I could get.

These are my only shameful confessions. Yet, for a 4chan nerd like me, it makes me feel like I actually lived life a bit to be honest.

>>17891941
Broke up 6 months ago and am still in love with the girl in my head. Still want to cry over the thought that she cheated. Man I'm afraid it will last as long as your pain.

>>17892905
thanks m8
I guess I should visit a psychologist then. although I like fixing my problems by myself. and recognizing them is usually the first step.
I learned that my problem is called "fear of intimacy", and it obviously comes from past traumas.
now that I know about it, can read about it, fix it, and try doing the things I want to do.

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>>17887196
Noice

I feel like I would do that if I had the RAM and storage.

I'm so alone that I actually tried to make a Tulpa a while ago, basically an imaginary friend that you can hear, see and maybe even touch, it takes a lot of time of meditation and work, however since I've always been a pretty creative version I was already talking with her about a week in.

She wasn't even for sex or shit like that, I'm not that pathetic, I just wanted someone to talk to, and at the time I was desperate. But after a while I realized it was probably a bad idea and I stopped thinking about her, even that it has been like 3 months from that, I feel like I could bring her back at any moment, but I try to not think about it, at least not anytime soon.

>>17884836
That's not the whole truth, most psychopaths on the extreme scale are extremely sadistic as well and as we all know sadists do enjoy their immoral actions, morality doesn't even exist to them.

wednesday can't come soon enough.

>>17892368
>citing mercola

>>17888305
I haven't had a date in what... 7years? yup. wow... sad retrospective.

I once stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.

>>17892531

We're not exactly the same but I understand you.

Maybe I'm just a class A introvert (and the same for you, maybe) but I don't mind spending most of my time doing my own thing, mostly alone. I'm fine hanging with friends or chatting online, and I do make some efforts to be social on occasion, but I'm pretty content alone.

I got out of a long relationship and there's this nice feeling of serenity I get from being alone so often and the more I think about getting back into one the more I realize I'm fine the way I am now.

Things can change as they often do, but I'm just happy doing how I do.

I acted like a beta crazy ex after my gf dumped me. I was able to recover, thank God, but damn am I ashamed about how I acted.

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>>17884464
I have a deathlist of over 15 people i want to murder i have planned it all how im going to move from denmark and return for a couple days and find them all and murder them all in cold blood one by one i cant get peace in my mind until they are dead only a week ago i was harrashed by one of these utter dickheads in a pup the shithead told me to gtfo if i had any respect in life later that night some one attacked me i was 110% drunk and everything was black and i cant remmember dick exsept my head hurts i had anohter nervous break down and now im sobering up for good, it wont be more then appox 6 month to a year and i have the money it takes to move to the destination i have in my mind the return for the bloodbath i will cut them all up then shoot them down like the sick dogs they all are, most of htem just hit me 1 or 2 times in my nose or mouthj some of this shit happened 15-20 years ago still i have no peace until these lowlifes are dead the plan is to shoot them down after i tortured them all in the night and fast escape my home country again in a boat im not gonna cross the border after murdering around 15 perhaps even more people on my death list., those i hate the most i kill first! some of them even know im after them and have decided to try and escape from my home town i know were everyone lives with the help from the police i got all their adresses now its just a matter of time before i have enough money to leave the country and come back for revenge some of them have forgotten me but i have never forgotten the torture and violence they did to me.,. you will be watching this in the news in a short time ! i lost everything because of these phycopaths now i have become the phycopath my family is dead my girldfreind left me and the only freinds i had left became scared of me and moved away soon i will be free soon i will have peace in side these people are all best of deadews!

>>17892969
fucking a junkie hore and snoring aids dope congrats you really lived life you fucking loser kys you stupid fuck

>>17884464
>i hope on reaching enlightenment this year

>>17884464
Me and my male cousin have been having sexual relations ever since I can remember.

I never hooked with any other guys, and I don't even want to, but I am a total manslut for his penis.

h-haha

>>17884813
>youthful achievement
This right here.

I feel really guilty, but my greatest sexual fantasy is hotwife/wifesharing.

Dating girl. Realize her friend and I get along better and share interests. Start getting grass is greener syndrome. Break up with girl. Feel better. Stop talking to friend too cause she starts dating someone. Still feel pretty good doing my own thing.

>>17884464
I sometimes cry at sad movies.

>>17896041
I sometimes DON'T cry at sad movies.

>>17884464
Im worried my gf has aids. But im too afraid she'll break up with me if i ask

>>17891941
>>17893052
The path to curing these problems is forgiveness. My gf of 2 years left me for another man and i was devastated, thought i was always going to love her. About a month after i learned to forgive her, this doesnt mean believing theyre not a shit person, but forgiving them for not admiting they are and that they made a mistake. This will help you move on and stop giving them attention. Which in turn will help your chances at getting them back. Im at the 2 month mark now, and she is trying to talk to me every week because im happy and with someone new

>>17884810
You're bottom-feeding trash. Leave your husband you cheap coward.

>>17884767
You make me never want to get married

>>17886970
it sucks out here, hide.

>>17887131
I was, it wasn't hot and it fucks my brain to this day.

I can't seem to get off to anything except cute little girls, favored age 11-12.

Ever since I was young I had this attraction and it is still with me 15 years later. I hate myself for it because it feels like love as I don't know anything else, but know it probably isn't. I'm so fucking confused and don't want to ever ruin anybody's life. I can't see myself ever being happy and it's a constant weight I have to try and hide from everybody. I am happy that I have never had sexual contact with a minor however and hope that I never do.

Pedophilia is incurable and the only escape is death. But at least there is an off switch if it ever gets that bad.

I had sex with my coworker last night.

It was the first time I've ever had sex sober.

I made it 8 months with her teasing and flirting with me before I gave in though. I deserve a gold star for effort.

>>17896322
Thailand awaits lmao

>>17896196
As if all married people do that. Get a grip.

>>17896339
Is she hot?

>>17896346
no I don't want to molest children

:( I want to hug one and tell them it's ok that would feel good, but not touch one. And the hugging would only be appropriate if it were my daughter I guess

>>17884827
At least your not in my boat.
I was virn into a family that could be considered white trash.
I grew up thinking I had a chance at living a normal life because I was smarter and harder working than all 5 of my siblings.
I slowly realized that I'm only barely competent enough to do low skill jobs. The main perk of being the smartest retard is the self awareness to hate yourself for it.
Fml

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>>17884827
>tfw genuinely believe you are smart enough to make it as a screenwriter

It helps that everyone else in my curriculum is dumb as fuck.

Gotta stay on that grind.

Im 22 and still a virgin because im retarded

>>17896361
Don't ever have children

>>17896364
Born*

>>17896349
Yeah, biggest real titties I've ever sucked on

>>17896369
Get into shape. Then get into character. I just pretended I was a main character in a movie when I first started dating and lost mine at 20. The chick I lost it to cried afterwards. I asked why and she just asked if I was going to keep seeing her now- as in she thought I was a player.

Also when I realized I could act.

>>17884464
I have a cuck fetish

Even though I'm not really ashamed of it, I like to string (attractive) girls along who I know are sluts, and then turn them down/go cold to make the point I know they're a slut and make them regret their actions.

>>17896386
Haha, I wish I were heartless enough for this.

>>17896364
You don't have it as bad as you think you might. I'm convinced that dumber people are, on average, happier, and it makes me wonder if I'd trade intelligence for happiness if I were given the option.

>>17896376
Not him, but that doesn't work if you're poor and have an ugly face.

>>17891280
This

>>17896370
yeah, thanks.
I want to be normal. I have compassion, but it is mixed up with sexuality. I don't know what I did to deserve this but life's a bitch. My parents will be disappointed that they won't be getting grandchildren though.

>>17896376
Plus, if you're a virgin, your 'act' is going to crumble once you start to fuck her, it will be obvious you're a inexperienced guy.

>>17896396
If you have an ugly face and are poor just embrace it and get tattoos and in shape.

Tattoos make you more attractive to girls in your income bracket.

>>17896403
Sex is really fucking easy. Especially when you're in shape.

Here is the overall main key: rub your pelvic bone into hers with every stroke.

Other pointers:
keep your hands moving
if you lick a nipple then inhale sharply around it it will get hard and cold instantly
when fingering use a come her motion and basically squeeze your middle and ring fingers into your palm

Other than that it's just being in shape enough to keep going.

I spent almost 3k on toys this year.

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>>17887196
This is weird... but I like the sound of it

>>17896393
I've been depressed almost constantly for 5 years. I'm smart enough to see how shifty my life is and how much worse it's going to get. I can comprehend, I just can't DO anything about any of it.

I'm a weak man.
Very weak.
Lonely and afraid to change.

>>17896492
Take some vitimin d, zinc, magnesium, nettle, royal jelly, and lift some heavy weights.

You probably have low testosterone.

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>>17896398
this is what I'm attracted to btw
So beautiful.

>>17896410
Easier said than done, without practice it's 100% certain to be awkward at first, specially with the hands.

>>17896500
I didn't mean physically.
I can do 100 pushups and run 30 mins easily

>>17896507
Nah, trust me bro, your lizard brain takes over. Especially with a couple drinks in you.

I was lucky to have had a slut as my first gf and she taught me to be a good kisser though. That can't be explained through text.

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>>17896510
>bodyweight calisthenics

>>17896518
lol, I'm trying to diet atm so feel like gym membership for pullups is a bit of a waste
although wish I had space at home for a pullup bar. parents won't let me install it in doorframe or anything structural so it would have to be a big ass frame. I agree pullups far superior tho

I've been seeing someone for two years, we're not together. Finally realized being alone, broke, and deranged is much more bitter than being around family, broke, and deranged.

My family and I sometimes get along, especially when my mom makes it out to be that I'm the detrimental glue holding the family together. I know it must not be true, but it makes me believe there's a purpose for me to go back home; and in the end I asked for sign..... sucks how I have to find another swollmate considering my "s/o" goes to uni and can easily find another swollmate.

Maybe I should get another cat.

>>17896528
Nah bro, I'm talking compounds. Squats, Deadlifts, Bench, and OHP. Compounds get your testosterone up more than anything else. Are you overweight at the moment?

>>17896538
You would be fundamental glue, not detrimental.

A better metaphor would be that you are the keystone holding the family together.

Learn to be lonesome. I've been single for two years.

>>17896539
Thighs a bit chubby. I'd love to lose 10-20lbs. Christmas kind of put a kink in my diet.

>>17896546
So why do you feel weak?

>>17896549
a broken man
like clockwork orange but without the psychopathy

I had a sex dream of my sister
Seeing my sister in a sports onepiece swimsuit gave me a boner
I might have had sex with a girl at age 6 but its all blocked out
I now have serious problems with sex
I dont care about my job
I eat to little

I have yellow fever.

It started with having a south korean girlfriend for about a year. After her I can't get interested in anything but cute east asian girls.

It feels stupid because I am probobly missing out on alot of good girls because of it.

I'm not good at sex and I've lost chances with people I really liked and cared about because of it. The shame is terrible.

>>17896559
I couldn't make it through that movie. It was too boring and up its own ass trying to be edgy.

>>17884810
Fuck off.

I plan to edito my girlfriend's physiology with the use of estrogen-rich foods, specific workouts, pregnancy, and weoght gain.


I'm slowly getting her support as well.

>>17896612
It's a bit dated now.
Still a pretty unique movie to this day.

>>17896627
I liked Strangelove, but I think much of Kubricks work is highly over rated. He just tries so hard to be edgy. He's like a comedian who swears too often.

>>17890949
Good shit, nigga.

>>17896376
i got into shape but i dont have the mindset, when im in bars drinking with my friends i dont think about hitting on the girls there, i just want to have fun, same as college, i never actually try to get laid
>>17896403
i told my friends i lost my v-card at 14 and never again because im retarded and they know im retarded, i dont know if they believe me but at least they dont call me out on my bullshit because i usually avoid talking about the subject and i never talk about sexual conquests. It doesnt take too long to notice that im akward as fuck. If it actually happens and i notice im fucking up im gonna tell the girl the same story.
>>17896396
im a 6/10 tall and not poor but i live in the ghetto besides the places i usually hang out are like an hour away from my home so if i end up actually scoring im gonna take her to a hotel.


Im legit considering getting a hooker and just getting it over with

My bestest of friends (all 3 have been my friends for 10+ years) let me down without a reason
Friend P kissed my girl whom i wasnt dating officialy but he knew we had a thing going on.
Friend K kissed my girl (same girl) in my own apartment when I was in sports competition ( still wasnt dating her, but he knew we had a thing going on )
Friend S sold me stuff for a higher price that I helped him to buy it for ( not a big deal but still greedy )

This girl I am talking about we were together for 4 years or so right now our relationship in on the edge of breaking forever, but I dont feel like giving up.

Do I trust people too much ?

All questions are welcome I think im need of relationship advice and Im willing to write all in detail if someone has time.

>>17896695
Sounds like the chick that kissed them was just a slut and you were too into her.

My friend who doesn't have much money upcharges me and I don't him, but that's because I have money and he doesn't. I don't consider it a big deal.

Break up with this chick.

Your problem is that you're overly romantic in an imperfect world.

Learn some wabi sabi.

>>17896779
The thing is Im not sure if I can find a better gf than her ( I know this mindset is weak and wrong but I still think like that somehow ).She has helped me trough a lot of shit and she was by my side when the times were very dark for me.This is why I dont wanna give up.
>Your problem is that you're overly romantic in an imperfect world.
Well put anon, thank you for that - do you also know how to fix that problem ?

>>17896801
Yeah, some kneejerk masculinity always works for me. Just react with FUCK THIS. Chick doesn't text me back? Fuck this. Then I completely stop speaking to her. Bad day at work? Fuck this. Lift weights then drink some whiskey and listen to classic country. Friends hang out without me? Fuck this. I go to a bar, get tipsy and charm everyone I see. Bad month at work? Fuck this, I go do some open mic stand up comedy.

I find myself at certain times, like, twice a year, entering a girl's instagram to look how her life is going.

I was in love with this girl, she rejected me a lot, and we had serious issues. I got obssessed with her actually.
Now I don't feel a thing when watching new photos of her, not even when her new boyfriends are in them.
But still, maybe I should just not look at them at all for... the rest of my life...

>>17897055
Watch Swiss Army Man and quit social media.

I don't have even a facebook anymore and it feels so good.

>>17888072

Growers are pleasant surprises. Your p-p is fine.

>>17888103

That is fucking hot man.

I befriended a 40~ year old man from /b/ when i was about 16 (20 now)

I knew his game and i told him I was 14 and we skyped and talked for 2 years before i ghosted him

I saw him shove a cigar case up his ass, stick the end of a shoelace in his cock you name it, it was great fun while it lasted

we got on really well, we had endless conversations about the weirdest stuff

kinda miss him :( JC

>>17897178
Really? My penis looks like a toddler's when flaccid, specially in the cold.

>>17897202

I ask for pics but somehow I think that wouldn't go over well.

that went well

I am sexually attracted to teen (~13 y/o) boys.

>>17897359
Don't feel bad about it, you can't help it. The only thing you have control over is your actions.

>>17897345
It's summer down here so it doesn't get that small now.

>>17888072
Same.
Women don't really care but there's a part of me that is always incredibly disappointed that I have no buldge.
I've gotten down to my underwear a few times in strip poker and I felt pathetic being the only guy with no fat lump sticking out

>>17888072
My boyfriend is a grower. It's great

>>17888270
Same here. I feel like if I got a job/career solely out of being self-sufficient (not because I actually have a desire to pursue something), people would be doing more work to accomodate me than the amount I'd be putting into whatever job I'd be doing, and just become a liability more than anything.

In other words, unless I'm motivated, it would be more work for everyone else than I'd be able to match.

If it falls through one day, I'll do what I need to do and don't expect anything from anyone. Until then, I don't see the point.

I believe in love at first sight

>>17897883
That would be lust at first sight followed by compatibility

>>17890034
i love how you think you're helping

I have decided to stop eating until I weigh 110 lbs. Maybe 120 if I look good.

>>17898135
looking hot is worth putting in the effort but don't do it the retarded way

even if you're romanticising the suffering and "don't care that it's retarded" or whatever it's still retarded in ways you *will* care about because how you've set it up isn't going to work well

you've set a goal to reach
>stop eating
>reach target weight
>yay now i can start eating again!
>start eating again
>target weight not maintained
>back at square 1

what you want is a system
>make adjustments to shitty diet
>lessen sedentary lifestyle habits
>reach target weight
>don't revert back to previous routines
>target weight maintained
>winrar

do it right if you're going to do it at all

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I fucking hate how I can never get erect when I need to. Im more a grower than a shower and I can never seem to get it up when it counts, Ive had multiple hookups ruined because of this.

>>17898512
That's probably because hookups fucking suck. I have the I can't cum problem as opposed to getting hard but the issue is the same. It's because you aren't close enough to the person emotionally. I have trust issues big time. I imagine you are similar.

The best sex I've had was with thr girl I was the most into as a person.

> Thing is it is true. Who else can I tell but 4chan?

You're a woman. So that kind of scenario is
plausible.

Okay, let's see..
I cybersex with pedos.
I pretend to be a stupid bimbo online and snickers at men behaviors in secret.
I read craigslist contact posts as a hobby because the range of wants and needs in people are fascinating to me.
I fail to admit I'm a sex addict. How can I be when I'm a virgin and woman? Yet I profoundly watch porn, cybersexts, masturbates or engage myself in sexual material for 5–6 hours every day.

>>17899298
Do you feel urge to have it?

There are worse things to get mad at, but fuck everyone for forgetting my birthday and yet congratulate another dude the next day. Fuck you.

>>17899328
Urge to have sex? No.
Urge to do the sexual material thing? Yes, but mostly out of boredom. I do it when I have nothing else to do, which is basically daily as I'm a NEET. It's gotten awfully worse since I graduated and have been incapable of getting a job. I think it's possibly because of the gratification, that I'm pleasing someone through cybersexting and in return get some fictitious admiration. Also, it's easier to turn on a porn video or find a sexting partner than it is to apply for a job.

>>17898337
>systems/goals
Is that you, Scott Adams?

I cheated on my boyfriend with my ex and now I'm trying to figure out who I wanna be with when in reality they both suck. Part of me just doesn't want to be alone. I'm still not sure who to choose...
Guy#1 currently dating, he's great in bed. Doesn't take me on dates or get me good gifts ( cheap) example he gets me a candle or something cheap. I mean no big deal but I always go all out and not to the dollar store. Also I barley see him since he lives 4 hours away because college. And he has good looKS. No friends.

Guy#2 a lot In common. Not great in bed. Great job and can support himself. Skeleton thin while I'm chubby but not a land whale. It makes it awkward when I wear a medium -large and he's extra small In women's. . Takes me on dates and enjoys spending time with me. Can be a bit verbally abusive. And drinks everyday.

>>17899362
And yes I know I don't deserve either and I'm shit.

>>17899348
How the fuck would anyone know it's your birthday if you didn't say anything?

even though im in my late 20s, i feel like a child for the most part. i can blame my parents for being too worried and sheltering, but generally i only blame myself.

im afraid of many things most people arent, but im also afraid admitting that to my close friends and family. im not weak, far from that, im in my full strength, but i just spend a lot of energy in worrying and thinking.

i dont take easily to criticism, even though i pretend i do.

i just feel like a lost child.

>>17899362
lmao, girls

Try being single, it's not hard.

>>17899379
Nobody knows shit about anything. We're all kids and then we die.

Just enjoy the ride homie.

>>17899370
I realized that, but I didn't want to be the dude who personally asks other people to wish themselves a happy birthday on their birthday.

>>17899362
fuck off.

>>17899388
thats how i try to look at it

but then all my insecurities came out at some point and it interfered with my potential career. i feel weak in front of responsibilities that it takes me a lot of time to adapt and learn what i have to. too much time for others to tolerate. i just get scared shitless.

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>>17899435
Watch Office Space.

Listen to this https://youtu.be/afnPQCEE16o

Just roll with it. Talk your anxiety down. Remember, you can always kill yourself. You have complete control over your life. Work out, eat some good food, watch some good movies, listen to some good music, write some good stories or music, sing, lay with your chick, fuck your chick, just chill out. But remember to create before you die. Make some art of your own. And don't take life too seriously.

>>17899362
i wont judge you, dont get me wrong, but in order to have people who love you, you need to be the one who loves. and honestly, at this point, you dont know how to do that.

best way to learn that is by loving yourself. you dont need anyone else to be your partner in order to love them.

and looking at people like they are some kind of a merchandise where you compare them which one suits you better is worse than actual cheating. i mean, yeah, you can take another guys dick up your slutty ass, which is shit, but it wont mean necessarily that you dont love him, but that you were a cheater. but if you look at people like you do where you compare them the way you did, well then... you are just looking at people like objects.

and the first step to unraveling that love inside you is the self realization. think about how they would feel if they actually saw how you look at them.

ive been both the guy #1 and #2, ive been left for another dude and ive been the potential new one while girl was still in a relationship. both things felt horrible in their own way.

>>17899452
>lay with your chick, fuck your chick

if i werent too fuckin insecure to get one after the last few breakups ive had.

but the general principle is something i understand

>>17899453
That's how chicks are bro. Ask a girl what their man is like and she leads with his job title. It's not that bad or that big of deal. And plenty of people don't love, also not a big deal. I got a lot happier when I stopped being such a romantic all the damn time and learned some wabi sabi. You got to enjoy some time together with those chicks, that's plenty.

>>17899462
Dude, I have trust issues. But I'm talking about enjoying moments. The movie It Follows is a metaphor for existential crisis. And the moral is that we cannot escape death but we can get through life together. Death is always following, find somebody to lean on. Watch Youth (2015), also a good one. Look forward, not back. Keep looking forward. You can roll the dice.

Here's another https://youtu.be/t4X3ZRU5Ghg

>>17899470
im not talking about romantic shit, im talking about loving people and valuing them as human beings in general. when i say "love" i dont only think of romantic and sexual relationships. im talking about everybody. you know, like jesus and shit

>>17899588
I'm using romantic as in romanticism. Not as in relationships.

>>17899620
oh, sorry

well, anyway, you get what i want to say

>>17899624
Yeah, I do. I don't completely agree with it but it is still a good way to think.

I have severely blunted emotions but am a good enough actor to conceal that fact.

I dislike or at least heavily resent most of my family but they'll never know.

I hate leaving my home and interacting with other people but I'm as outwardly friendly and accomodating as possible to avoid conflict.

If it weren't for the fact that it would permanently devastate the few people I like (which is also something I resent) I'd have probably committed suicide by now.

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I hate the fact that when ever I am around my father I am always get quiet, always paranoid that he's behind my back watching me or talking about me, I always have this angry look on my face when he's around. I don't think I do but he tells my to look happy (I work in his business) then we get upset at each other.
But when he is not around I am much more happy, I talk to the customers, my movements aren't so ridged. The strange thing is I just don't notice it, till some one told me. I hate it they think that at one moment I am the nicest guy in the land, and the next the quietist robot
around. I just hate that I can't have a normal relation with my father.

>>17899651
are you me? basically the same. I am so lonely but at the same time I hate people.

>>17891352
I sniffed my gf sister's panties on Christmas Eve. I was in her bathroom and saw them in the laundry basket.
There wasn't much of a smell but there was a bit of staining.

>>17895822
You are not alone

>>17899356
hah, stuck with me after scrolling through amazon reviews

book worth reading?

I feel no shame, only the fear of being discovered. They seemed like innocent lies at the time, no cheating, or true betrayal. I just wasn't thinking. But now Im afraid of the repercussions of seeming untrustworthy. Basically, I lied about my partner count before getting into a serious relationship. If I could go back I'd tell the complete truth just so that I wouldn't have to be afraid of coming off as a liar the day its exposed. Because I'm not afraid of my partner knowing my past, I'm afraid of looking like a liar.

>>17900443
You are lying because you are afraid of looking like a liar, which makes you lie again. Up to what moment will you take full responsibility of your life and stop thinking you are the victim of your circumstances?

I don't give a shit about anything, except a few of my closest friends, my pets, and some of my physical possessions. I don't care about my family, most of the people around me, or what happens to others. I love it when there are mass killings or natural disasters; it's very entertaining. When my mom called to tell me our neighbor died in a car crash, I had to stop myself from laughing. Sometimes I find myself hoping for a new mass shooting, or another deadly earthquake, or for North Korea to nuke us, just because I think it's entertaining.
Should I feel bad about this?

I'm the most boring person in the world, I push people away by the sheer power of my tedious personality.

>>17884988
she's probably fucking some dude herself anyways

feel empty all the time when I'm not crying, pissed off, or chasing some sort of quick high (rdugs, love, sometimes videogames when I don't feel like garbage). Hate people and when I feel like people are talking to me like an idiot, I throw shit. But when I get attracted I fall hard and deep

I used to go to the house of a ~60 year old guy to get fucked by him.
At first I felt really bad every time I went, and he'd just blow me. Then I started accepting what I did and one day I gave him my boy virginity [spoiler]and it was GREAT[/spoiler]. I kept going for a while but now I'm in another town, but if I were there I'd still go when I get horny.
I also fantasize of getting fucked by older men now

I prefer Anime dubbed.

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I wish I was dead. I'm tired of dealing with all this guilt I feel all the time.

I've stolen $200+ in tips from my roommate over a period of months. Dude would just leave 20's lying around, and I'd figure, "hey, pizza".

The irony here is that he was a delivery driver for a pizza place. I plan to give it back before we die. Besides, I often got food for others too.

PS: pizza verification kek

>>17884464
>>17884464
I always date people who don't want to commit. We'll either fuck or go on lots of dates (either a sexual beginning or development of something romantic), but when I express the desire for something more serious, they leave.

I understand it isn't anybody else's job to date me just because I want it. Attraction and rejection are two facets of life.

My problem is, if I'm attractive enough to get the women I want, why do they never stay? I understand it's probably something I do to push them away (one girl has came back and left twice now). But this has happened to me multiple times, and I feel like I haven't really learned anything from it.

I've been cheated on and treated poorly in my last two relationships (I dumped both of them). I guess I feel kind of powerless in a way, like I'm not sure how to attract something better.

>>17901276
That'll be ten hail marys, son.

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I'm in my third year of college and I haven't made any friends. I started talking to this one guy in a one of my classes who asked me on the last day if I was on Facebook. I told him yes because I didn't want to essentially admit to being a freak, but I absolutely refuse to ever go back to Facebook or any other sort of social media platform. Far too many people I don't want to talk to and I had a pitiful amount of friends, if you could imagine that.

For several years, I used to go to the movies by myself and I would tell my mom I was out with friends to convince her I wasn't a total loser. She found out, but I still go to the movies sometimes because it's relaxing.

I write and frequently read cheesy romantic novels designed for teenagers despite being a male in my 20s. Stuff like John Green or whatever. I recognize that it's pathetic, but it makes me happy and people on the internet tell me I have a certain talent for it.

When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, trim my finger and toe nails, check the foreskin of my penis after I got out of the shower to make sure I cleaned it properly, and trimmed my pubes. He also took a shower with me when I was 5 and my brother and mom were out of the house.

I tried to force myself to be a Computer Science major and ended up getting a C+ in the introductory course, and I really had to bust my ass to get that. If I ever have to work on another string of code, I'm going to put my head through a wall. It mystifies how some people can do so well at shit like that.

I play healer in the video game Overwatch so people will thank me/commend me for efforts because I'm pretty great at it and getting derided for doing horribly at any other class destroys my ego.

>>17887051
Can we at least consider that maybe just maybe their parents, family, and community failed at raising them?

I'm not really in love with my wife anymore. I care about her, but I don't really think of her as a wife; more like a younger sister.

I'm attracted to my friend's wife and wish I married her instead. She's actually said multiple times that I'm better than her husband and that my current wife is lucky for having me. I know this sounds ridiculous, but if I could go back in time knowing what I know now, I would have tried having a relationship with my friend's wife.

I really want to fuck my therapist.

>>17901448
Do you have kids?

>>17901462
Nope.

>>17884464
I really don't like the guy who I'm supposed to be best friends with, and I honestly only talk to him because I feel like he will be useful to me one day.

He recently could have died from an accident, and on hearing the news I really didn't care and thought that my life wouldn't change much if he died. I acted like I cared, too.

It bothers me, but I really don't feel too bad about it. That worries me.

>>17901467
Makes it easier to divorce, I don't get why ppl suffer through marriage if they don't love each other

>>17901481
We just bought a house in June so I'm not sure how things would turn out.

>>17884810
This might be a troll, but if not then let that be your sin to pay

I received a blowjob a 3 times and a few handjobs from my bestfriend a while back. I'm not gay and I feel absolutely horrible and disgusted about it. I can feel the shame and utter disgust in the pit in my stomach as I type this has I haven't told anyone and I plan on keeping it that way. I really wish I could forget it ever happened, I look back and wish it never happened.

The only serious relationship I've ever had was with a trap. Was a seriously toxic relationship in the long run. Still love her/him despite knowing all the difficulties and bullshit I put up with and how impossible it is to love someone so fucking self-centered, narcissistic and shallow.

He/she now sells herself on backpage and It honestly breaks my heart but at the same time I think to myself, ehhh, that's what ya get.

Still just wish It could've been different, don't date traps unless you're okay with polygamy

>>17901930
Feeling bad about it now doesn't necessarily mean you're not gay. You liked it enough at the time to do it more than once.

>>17902012
Felt bad about it everytime, I deeply regret it. I just want to get over it.

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I've become obsessed with one of those "teen model" girls. Last night I had a strange dream where I showed some of my collected pictures to my mother and tricked her into thinking the girl was actually of legal age. My mother went off to take a shower and masturbate over the pictures. Later on, we bonded over our appreciation of the sexy model girl.

I found this dream to be extremely disturbing, but also quite arousing in a taboo way.

What the hell is wrong with me.

>>17884464
I'm in the endless void of the friend zone, and I've accepted it. I just want her to be happy at this point

>>17901379
Tch, aaaahh, you still have your foreskin? Luuuucccckky.

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>>17902070
I had a weird dream last night. Lots of heavy petting with the blonde woman from work (the older one, not the strange one). Very arousing.
I figure dreams like that don't mean anything. Just go jerk off and get on with your day.

>>17884464
I sometimes eat food that's past its best-by date.

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I'm a small, short flatchest and I idolize fictional males. Women all my life at every age have always told me they wished I were a man so I could be with them. When I talk to people online, girls who think I'm a man throw themselves at me and guys who think I'm a man like being my friend.

I treat all males I come across with politeness and respect, but I secretly hate them because I feel like I could live a more fulfilling life and be a better man than they are in every way if we swapped bodies.

why am I like this

>>17887131
if you post about it more, I'll read it

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>>17884464
I personally consider men to be better than women
Men don't care about make-up, there aren't near as many men who are self-absorbed creatures
I earnestly believe in the quote "women are men if you take away reason and accountability," and I think women do act like emotional children.
And they're all usually so interested in such banal crap like fashion, gossip, pretti pictures, selfies, themselves, etc. I feel as though the world would be so much better if women acted more like men.

>>17902172
you're probably like that because you realized the proper way of acting. don't feel bad that you're not as vapid as the modern woman

>>17901930
how old were you? if it was young, then probably it was just curiosity about sex. I did alot of gay shit with my friends when I was real little, i.e. there was this game I played with one of my friends in 1st grade where I kissed his bum or some shit. only ever played it once thankfully. Another time, some slightly older friend got me into this other thing where we filled up a plastic basket with water, then stuck our bare bums into to try and suck up the water, I think. I don't even know HOW that idea occurred to him or what the fuck even happened, but thankfully that also only happened once. Then I got molested by the high school guy next door, but honestly the experience was emotionally scarring or even slightly so.
Basically I'm saying that despite all the gay encounters in my childhood, I have absolutely no interest in men as an adult and am very quite only interested in women. Or maybe my interest in women is inspired by my childhood experiences, idk

>>17887131
I got molested by the high-school boy next door when I was like, 9 or 10. Can't remember exactly. It mostly involved me jerking or sucking him, I don't think he ever came though? He also stuck it up my butt every now and then, and unfortunately my sister was involved with this too. One night me and him took turns sticking our dicks into my sis, thankfully it wasn't actual sex, beyond sticking it in, neither of us actually tried thrusting.
Eventually the guy's mom walked in on me licking the guy's dick one day, and the molestation stopped after that. Not sure if I should be disturbed by the experience in retrospect or if I should just not give a damn about it

>>17902211
*honestly the experience wasn't scarring

>>17884464
I took 13 things to the 12-and-under checkout.

>>17902172
Probs cuz Nico I'd worst raibu and it rubbed off on you.

I have a 1 meter high pile of cum socks in the corner of my bedroom that ive fapped into once and discarded there. Nothing feels better than fresh wool heheyeaahboiii hoo. Anyways im too lazy to wash them all and just buy new packs every couple weeks. Been doing this for a year now, and the corner of my room has a damp smell. I just avoid it but I hope its not molding.

>>17884464
In less than 24 hours this thread will be a full week old, possibly a 4chan record. Let's keep it alivwe.

>>17902707
But my dick hurts and has turned a nice shade of vermillion. Im also out of pills. This might be difficult.

It takes me an almost an hour to eat my lunch, every day. I can't eat fast.

>>17896044
Please get HIV tested, and bring her with you

I once rejected a woman because she had the same name, hair color, height and clothing style as my mom, she was very good looking (my mom is too) but all those similarities were too uncanny and kinda creepy for me to get past. She was roughly the same age too (43) but doesn't really matter.

>>17898512
I've had the same thing for a while. No issues normally, but only when it counts. I've entirely quit porn (haven't quit jerking off) and basically just kept attempting until it stopped happening.

I think its performance anxiety, but like most anxiety you can eventually desensitize yourself to it (it just sucks and takes a long time).

>>17902686
either wash them or throw them out. Fuck.

>>17892395
I would also like to know why. For science, of course

>>17902909
idk if it's just me but I've come to terms with a latent sexual attraction with women that remind me of my mom, and enjoy it

>>17903872
Thinking now I think I regret a little.

I've told a girl that i licked her for the second time two weeks ago, the first being a year ago. Now im pretty sure that i ruined a perfectly good friendship

>>17904023
I can't tell if you meant to say "like" and your situation is kind of a bummer, or you really did mean "lick" and you're completely deserving of what you got.

I'm not really into black guys and I feel like that makes me a bad person.

>>17904146
it doesn't make you a bad person

>>17904080
Nah it was the first option man, i dont think anyone that creepy actualy browses this board

>>17904146
makes you a sane person girly