HELP I have a date tonight but my voice is gone, I have like

tea with lemon and honey.

Ever wonder how women can talk and talk and talk and never shut up?

They swallow and guzzle cum.

Yours will probably work too, so just nut in your hand right quick, and lick that shit up.

>>17879295
Would this actually work

>>17879306
Of course, semen has similar consistency to mucus so it keeps your throat moist

Might take a couple times to take effect though

>>17879306
Yes, I often gargle my nut when I do an anxiety fap before any public speaking and I always have a clear smooth voice.

Can vouch for the cum trick. I was sceptical before I tried it, but it really works.

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did it work OP?

>>17879295
>>17879295
>>17879295
THIS
when my acne was real bad I would smother my face in cum. Once I lost my voice and accidentally got some cum in my mouth and swallowed. Even a little bit helped tremendously, thankfully I had a good supply (for the acne) that I used for my voice as well.
In my experience putting it in an old shot glass and doing it that way worked for me the best, but I've heard others like ti mix it. Personally I didn't see any benefits mixing it as opposed to taking it straight.

Good luck OP

just whisper and tell her you're really into asmr or how that's called...

UPDATE: we decided to go to a movie instead so I don't have to talk so much

>>17879624
Normally I'd advise not to go to the movies for a date but in this scenario that's actually a good idea.

How'd you lose your voice anyway, OP? Just sick?