>was a complete fuckup throughout high school and early uni

Learn to cook.
It's not that hard, and it's an important skill to have.

Cooking can be as easy as putting some ramen in a microwave oven, are you saying you can't even do that?

>>17873234
I can't make eggs without breaking the yolks.

>>17873294
You're allowed to break the yolks

>>17873182
cooking is easy as fuck. start small though, yes some dishes are very complicated but the easiest way to start is some simple breakfast stuff and baking. literally find a frozen pizza or dinner down the road and bake it, then learn to bake other stuff. then slowly keep going into other things

it's just practice and getting comfy with it. as for driving, if you live in a big city that's not a big deal. if you live somewhere where you need a vehicle, just learn to drive auto, it's not as hard as it looks

>>17873294
Make scrambled eggs or an omelette

Watch a shit ton of "worst cooks in america" and "chopped" and "iron chef". that can actually teach you the principles of cooking. Take notes, and then do some youtube searches on what you don't understand. Find a friend who can cook and ask if you can observe.

Cooking is super easy. Start on easy mode by making Kraft mac and Cheese or make your own pizza with frozen dough. Step it up by making grilled chicken and white rice or baked potato and steak. Soon you'll be making chicken cordon bleu and chicken mole.