all my male frinds are gay

It's one big joke and they're all in on it.

>>17870356
Not going to call you a bad person, but I am interested to know why you hate them?

>>17870356
i think ur homo in negation
& secretly you want a dick down your throat
someone tu cum hot burning inside you and feel the sticky sweet cum slide from your tongue to your throat
no homo

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>>17870356
Same here OP

>Growing up, 2 best friends
>first 1 had a girlfriend for a long time, the other just wanted to chill and smoke weed
>1st friend out of the blue just comes out and announces he's dating a cute guy on FB
>2nd friend reveals he started casually using grindr

>move from home town for job
>make new friends
>closest friend turns out to be gay and had a crush on me

It's literally just luck of the draw. Timing of how you meet people, if you bump into certain others enough times, etc.

I rarely play lotteries or casinos.

>>17870383
maybe it's just bad luck man, I don't know

>>17870360
>one day they all throw a "we arn't actually gay" party
>joke is on me

we live in hope

>>17870370
gay shit aint a joke man, it's disgusting
it's like when someone makes a joke about eating poo; except it turns out they actually eat poo for real

>>17870360
don't even get me started