HOW DO I GET THE QT3.14 WITH GREAT LEGS AT WORK TO NOTICE ME!?!?

fart in her face

>>17869411
Lol, im bumpin', I too wanna see if anyone has any actual advice

>>17869402
Make a comment about something going on in the office then introduce yourself

In short, do it as if you're talking to a dude

>>17869478
BUT I DON'T WANT TO SWEET TALK HER, I WANT HER TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN LIKE A FAULTY BICYCLE PUMP ON MY COCK

>at work

Don't do it OP

>>17869572
why?

>>17869402
kys

>>17869402

> faulty bicycle pump

i think i know your issue.

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>>17869784
WHAT IS MY ISSUE?
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Become a carpenter.

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>>17870376
Get the fuck out of here offerman

>>17869402
Fucking ask that bitch out and smash you pussy