using phone at work

>>17867221
meth

>>17867226
Shit it's that easy? How much should I take? I wanna keep my teeth while I'm currently working at ups

>>17867221
Literally any salaries job, right?
They don't care what you do, so long as you get your work done.

>>17867235
>>17867221

Or clerical work, I worked clerical once, where my primary job was transferring clients to the appropriate worker. It was paid hourly, but it's not that hard to listen to someone ramble about their problems for a few minutes and be on facebook at the same time.

>>17867221
What comic is that from?
I need to know, as image search has failed me.

>>17867233
I don't know if I'd recommend meth, but it's actually not that bad for you if you're responsible with it. Meth itself doesn't ruin your teeth and fuck up your face, but if you're on meth 24/7, then you forget to brush your teeth and take care of yourself.

If you can limit yourself to only using it while at work, you should be good. I mean, the US military make air force pilots take amphetamines, and it seems to work for them.

>>17867429
Is that true? I thought they didn't want the military to use recreational drugs