Roast me

Naw, you're good. Just be kind to people. It's what you take that makes it right.

>>17866320
How does it feel not being able to grow a beard?

>>17866320
You'se a hoe ass, punk ass, randy ass, mark ass, bitch ass, wannabe ass, jack ass, punk ass trick my niggs. Please feel bad

>>17866340
I shave it off so it won't look weird. Any more roasts?

>>17866605
Brown eyes are pretty pleb.

There isn't enough negatives about your looks, bro.

You look like a marky mark abortion child

Plebbit is thataway, tween

Take this shit to /b/, or somewhere else that gives half a fuck.

My advice is to stop practicing your Jayden Smith look over snapchat. And cut your fucking hair, you look like a fat Hanson brother.

>>17866320
Is that a girl?

>>17866320
Nah.
U may need 2 shave ur hair, but dats it mane.
dats all.
nuthin moe.

Wash your hair for pete's sake

>>17866626
omfg

Unless your foriegn, cut that goddamn hair faggot

Your eyebrows look confused about your sexual orientation

>>17867973
Came here to say this. You look like you're bi

>>17866320
your hot. get confident

>>17866320
you're actually pretty attractive minus the hair and cringey snapchat edit. also the face you're making makes you look both stuck up and insecure.

You have pretty hair

>>17867973
Do you mean I look gay? Why?
>>17867962
I am foreign, Switzerland ;)
>>17868559
Why do you think I look like I am into guys?
>>17868816
Thank you are the only obe to compliment my hair, ppl either love it or hate theres no inbetwe

This isnt a roast, but I really want to grow out longer hair. Any tips on how to? Every time I try it just curls up in the back and my bangs get unbearable

>>17869665
I have locks in the back too. Just ignore them.
I get compliments for my locks. Be patient and when you enter the awkward stage, wear beanis and stuff.

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>>17866320
Lose the fucking faggot haircut.