What do I say

>>17865382
Guys please help me out

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>>17865392
I'm beta as fuck

>alright, i'm gonna take my puppy to a walk, wanna do something afterwards?

but rly, it won't ever work if we tell you what to say

>>17865403
UHHHHHHHHHHGHHGJG

Txt me when you're done

That's all you had to do

LOL

>>17865403
Cringe thread?

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>>17865413
Please screencap my beta ass for future cringe threads, thank you and goodnight.

>>17865403
You gave her control

Do not ever give her control

>>17865382
don't know what the dynamic is. if there's not much of a dynamic and you choose to use text messaging for sharing trivial information like shower times, then I can't help you there because I don't have much experience talking to children and retarded people.

bring up a topic/recent event/film/music/cultural product you're interested in and something you genuinely want to get her take on as well.

dunno nigguh, stop being fucking retarded.

or just ask if that's an invitation

>>17865419
chill, it's not that bad, post her reply when she returns

>>17865429
I got you.

Just a little backstory, I met this girl on omegle and we really hit it off. So we talk on Kik all the time now and we have already shared with each other our dirtiest secrets and everything so in 99.9% positive this was supposed to be one of those "I'm getting into the shower, wanna see" kind things. Sorry for being beta as fuck.

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>>17865429
ALL SHE SAID WAS OK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>17865444
ok now don't say shit and go masturbate you fucking pre-teen

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>>17865450
Ready to cringe some more?

>>17865454
OH MY GOD

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>>17865454
Kek

>>17865382
>im gonna shower soon
OP, from the constellations and the position of the stars I have deduced that she's into you, you can text her literally whatever the fuck you want.

>>17865454
ahahahhahah.

you could still turn this around.

>>17865454
I mean once or twice is fine by why do you keep fucking up? Like you just keep doing it, while being aware that you do it.

She's done for, you lost, find someone else

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>>17865454
WHY AM I LIKE THIS

>>17865454
lol

you can still turn this into a "i was just saying this for the lulz" thing

>>17865454

No better way to impress women than putting yourself down! The more pathetic you appear, the more attractive you'll seem. Way to go, OP, you sure nailed that.

>>17865466
ur gay

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>>17865466
what?

>>17865473
I think she's crazy

>>17865473
you're safe

you're emotionally retarded
she's clinically retarded

this might just work

>>17865382

>>17865478
Her idol is Priscilla Presley and she likes to be dominated so maybe

>>17865473
Damaged goods that believes in star charts

You're good you can say pretty much anything

>>17865473
I would say red flag but it looks like you might not have another choice

>>17865473
lol of course she is crazy
everything makes sense now

>>17865487
hahahahahhahahahaha
oh my god this shit is so true, she is so damage you can say anything.

Can somebody please screencap and send it to me. My Kik is (it's cringey as hell ik) Dial253ForLove

>>17865473
she's crazy. ghost her immediately.

mang this gave me a good laugh. thnx op

Troll thread.
But it was funny, anyway.

>>17865512
I'm not trolling I swear to god I'm legit a tard

I thought my social anxiety was bad until I read >>17865454. Holy shit OP you're a pathetic piece of shit. If you hate yourself you don't try to tell others that you do or point out your own flaws.

>>17865500
>>17865466
>>17865444

Whew

>>17865521
>pretending to be retarded

>>17865530
>there are idiots who believe it

>>17865538
On his defense, pretending to be retarded is a pretty retarded thing to do.

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This fucking thread.

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I don't wanna

>>17865552
wow she really wants to fuck

>>17865556
She wants to be choked

>>17865552
Where do you find crazy cock hungry sluts like this? Or are you a 10/10?

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>>17865552
WHY

>>17865560
I found her on omegle. I'm a 5'3 200lb man with red hair and blue eyes. Probably 3/10

She's 5'1 brunette, 36c boobs, blue eyes (at least that's what she told me)

>>17865566
Also she's 23 and I'm 19

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>>17865566
>5'3 200lb man
ITT pic related

>>17865566
She's fat. lol (if she actually existed)

>>17865454
>Burdening some random girl by offloading onto her that you want to kill yourself
No shame

İt is time to send a dick pic OP don't fail us desu

>>17865600
Isn't that what all of /adv/ is anyways?

>>17865604
Are you sure? I don't want to potentially ruin this

>>17865616
You're not seriously so stupid as to consider that as real advice OP? Are you?

>>17865616
No anon she wants the D go for it not even kidding

>>17865623
Don't listen to this scrub kv op

Go for it, ez pussay

>>17865616
well she's already a wacko so who cares you faggot

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Not sending a dick pic, not yet anyway. This time on Cringe Nation, op shares his first sexual encounter with a random chick on the internet

>>17865633
>Going to a stranger's house
You did this to yourself OP

>>17865639
I know, i was young and stupid, and pretty much still am

>>17865633
OP you're trolling us but it's fun so I'll play along make her tell her story then tell her something along the lines of I wish I'd lost my virginity to a girl like you

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>>17865655
I'm not trolling buddy

>>17865659
Switch the conversation to her side and tell her in better words what I wrote above

Well OP what happened?

>>17865659
"Anyways stories aside, how about we go out sometime, does _____ at _____ work for you?"

>>17865835
He gave up his fiction attempt.

>>17865880
It was obvious b8 but was fun at least

>>17865454
At least you're honest

>>17865403
jesus fucking christ

>>17865473
Oh shit she's a horoscope loonie

>>17865466
She is a keeper

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>>17865454
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw this thread is fake as fuck
>tfw you realize somebody out there has still probably said shit just like this

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>>17865382
Those meaningless statements are supposed to lead on to something - see if there is anything you want to do and ask her if she wants to go along, otherwise see if she wants to come 'round or so on. If you don't take charge once in a while and let her do what you're scared of then there will be no dynamic and frankly you'll be wasting time.

>>17865480
underrated post

>>17865875
This OP. Do this. Stop telling her all that shit