How to best dispose of cum

>This is the most fun but the most expensive way I think
How? Fucking should be free.

You could just do it directly in the toilet, mate. Just make sure it goes round the u-bend.

> Fucking should be free.
If the girl lives with me or gets a ride to my place twice a day sure. But I would likely have to pick her up and drop her off, which takes gas money.

>You could just do it directly in the toilet, mate
Yeah, I think that would be less enjoyable, because I'd have to get up and stop looking at the porn or whatever. And the image of a toilet as I orgasm is not the most appealing. Don't want to get anymore wierd fetishes than I already have

>>17860025
I have women pay for their own bus ticket, or I just walk them to my place. Worst case, I get to their place at my own expence.

You want solutions, but are eager to find problems, I suspect.
If you stop fapping, you'll be saving protein.

>>17860048
>I have women pay for their own bus ticket, or I just walk them to my place
How often do you do this? Everyday? Is it the same woman or different ones? How long does it take you to find them?
I would think if I factored in the time and expense of looking for quality women to convince to come over to my place, it would probably be cheaper and simpler to just use tissue or napkins instead.

>You want solutions, but are eager to find problems
Of course, I want to find the problems that may arise, so I can avoid them.

>If you stop fapping, you'll be saving protein.
Yes, not cumming at all would be another option, since I wouldn't have to worry about disposing any cum to begin with. But I find that to involve a lot of willpower that I don't find that necessary to do right now. I think it would be easier to continue washing my cumrag than restrain from cumming altogether.

>>17860099
I do this anywhere between ten to one hundred times a year, with a two year average of nine women. I find the women either among my social networks or on tinder.
On tinder it takes me as long time as it takes to swipe through hundreds, match, chat and convince. This varies from woman to woman. Sometimes weeks, sometimes days, rarely hours. For the past couple of months I've had perhaps 30 matches, and about 15 are active chats, I've fucked three, got a couple who wants to meet and four others who definitely wants the D. Through social, it's pretty much by chance and how often I can give a damn about trying. Year and a half ago I fucked a female friend who I've known for years, and it didn't occur to me until that evening that fucking should be a thing we could try doing. I'm best at text gaming. This takes much longer than daygame or clubgame, so I do spend a lot of time, but I do it for other reasons than to just meet and fuck.

But when I fuck them, I tend to clean up, usually using tissue, and I spend more tissue cleaning up cum fron body parts, than i do when I cum directly into the tissue.
Maybe I've been missing out, since not overlooking where I cum never seemed like a preferable thing to do.

I've been cumming in toilets for as long as I can remember, and I've never developed a toilet kink.

You could start harvesting tissue from Burger King toilet stalls, or other public place, and not worry about expences.

eat it bro. Don't let some broad take away your gains.

interesting thread
I've always used toiletpaper
It's really not a lot of additional cost

>>17860410
this is why I sometimes wish 4chan had a like-button

>>17860390
>But when I fuck them, I tend to clean up, usually using tissue, and I spend more tissue cleaning up cum fron body parts, than i do when I cum directly into the tissue.

So all that time finding a cumdumpster to dispose of your cum and you end up using tissue anyway? To each their own I guess.

>You could start harvesting tissue from Burger King toilet stalls, or other public place, and not worry about expences
Nice. The one thing with tissue, especially toilet tissue, is that it doesn't cover a large area, unless you take time to arrange it or hold it.
What I like when I use my old shirt as a cumrag, I can drape it over a pretty large area so I know I don't have to be careful or aim and won't get cum on something I don't want it on.

I think I will try out eating it and see how it goes. I will cum in my free hand and then just lick my hand clean. I've actually tasted my own cum, but only a very small bit. Although I think it will still be less convenient that way because a hand is not that big of a canvass, so I'd have to aim and control my ejaculation a little more. If I was leaning back I could just cum on my body and then use my hand to scoop it up and eat it that way I guess.

>>17860482
>So all that time finding a cumdumpster to dispose of your cum and you end up using tissue anyway?
You are an actual retard

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Swallow the evidence.

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>>17860488
>You are an actual retard
Why? I get that it's the natural instinct to want to use an actual human to dispose of cum in. And also society as a whole promotes it as superior as well. But logically, it's just an animated flesh bag with a warm hole at the end of the day. But to each their own as I said.

>>17860482
m8, wtf is wrong with you? cum into a washrag like everyone else and wash the fucking rag once in a while.

>>17860514
Do you ever talk to actual human muscle construct?

>>17859970
Cum in the toilet??

Shower? I mean, that shit just washes away. Don't even have to have the water on until afterwards

>>17859970
I cum in the toilet or shower. No mess to worry about.

Try inside the dogs butt.

>>17859970

#2 is the only choice, jerking off is lame. the sexual satisfaction you get from a real orgasm (blowing your load into a vagina, asshole, or throat) is enough that you may not need to come again for quite some times. i have gone as long as 3 days without needing sex after a particularly raucous weekend.

>>17860482
What about washing your hand afterwards?

>>17861638
This. Why the fuck does 4chin always come up with shit like cumsocks or eating cum when the actual solution is so much simpler.

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>>17860482
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>>17859970
My method is a bit different, OP. I live in the countryside where the neighbors are a few miles from each other and its just wooded area all around. Because I always end up running out of tissues, I just decided to cum outside. I fap inside; when I'm ready to cum, I walk outside and cum. I even made a cum shrine. I bought a life-sized statue of Aphrodite, installed it in my backyard and cum on it during my fap sessions. I like to think I'm making offerings to the goddess every time I do this. That's how I dispose of my cum.

>>17859970
cum in to the bin. thats the best option, i sometimes do it when im not bothered to clean up

>>17859970
Wank in the shower

>>17862491
This is some /x tier shit

just fap into a sock
its easy and nice and when you pull it off, your dick is clean

>>17862651
Waste of a sock though.