I have $27 left in my bank account. What do?

Start selling your asshole for $5 a minute.

>>17859135
Buy 27 dollars worth of twizzlers. Come back and post about having 0 dollars and asking for advice on what to do with so much goddamn twizzlers

My dear dear poorfriend, you should take it out of the bank before they charge you their monthly fees and end up with even less.

Don't spend it and get a job if you don't have one. Or are you asking for the best way to spend $27?

>>17859250
No do what the twizzler guy said
>>17859145