I'm so poor I can't even afford ketchup. How do I make money without a job?
Become a camgirl?
>>17852511
a can of beans is cheaper than a bottle of ketchup
Dont be a lazy bitch. Go start your own door to door buisness. What can you do? Mow lawns? Rake leaves? Start a garden area for someone? People love this kind of shit and you can make like $5- $10 - $20 a job.
>>17852511
Why do you need ketchup to get a job?
/biz/ here I know what I'm doing.
>>17852511
>steal bottles of ketchup from peoples homes
>sell it on the red market
>acquire enough money to invest
Now I know what you're thinking...invest in ketchup? No. People will be afraid of ketchup now. EVERYBODY will start buying mustard. Invest in mustard and get rich.
>>17852511
Grow up and get a job, the world doesn't owe you shit m80
>>17852511
Deliver newspapers. Bag groceries. Mow lawns. Shovel snow.
Winter is coming shovel driveways
>>17852511
Prostitution.