How to get her pussy to hug my dick?

>>17846576
Bait the pussy owner with your cool personality.

>>17846576
Drake tickets and ecstasy

>>17846593
>Dane Cook tickets and cocaine

Fixed it for you

>>17846576
Same way you get any girl: You bait her

At first you pretend that you're super interested in her,act attached and eventually ask her out. Then when you two are a couple you ease off the gas and eventually let her start doing all the work to maintain the relationship while you do a bunch of other things. She'll noticably go nuts after a week or so of this where then you ask her out, act interested again and then fuck her pussy.

We're good friends but I want to skip the dating bit.

>>17847408
Rape her or pay her

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>>17846711
This. You gotta make them think you actually find their vapid personalities interesting. I honestly don't know how they always fall for the same trick.

What if I say it'd good as a Christmas present for both of us?

>>17846600
David Blaine tickets and spice

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>>17846593

>Paying for dates and drugs.

Fucking Delta males.