How do I make my wife behave more like a 2d girl?

depends on how the 2d girls you like behave...

>>17845556
pure, adorable, happy, etc.

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>>17845553
Generally, you don't...
Because asking real women to act like cartoon characters is weird as fuck

But you're here, we may as well contribute for the sake of /adv/
>explain bedroom fetishes
>buy her lingerie you'd enjoy seeing her in
>Get [Insert 2d girl accessory] for her

There's a solid 80% she'll look at you and tel you there's no way she's doing that.

>>17845564
etc isn't very helpfull.
but ok, i get it, they usually have pretty nice personalities. bubbly and care free and so on.
what is your wife like?

>>17845553
Get divorced and remarry a waifu. she deserves better

Honestly, OP, when I was younger my bf was coming out of his weeb phase but I was still jealous of the posters of 2D waifus my boyfriend had hanging in his room and bought sweaters and skirts and thigh highs and wore them even in -10°F weather every single day and acted as moe as possible out of sheer jealousy to be better than the 2d waifus because to this day i hate that naked poster of Holo from spice and wolf that stares at me smugly whenever I try to sleep. We both have grown up quite a lot over the past two years but I am still irrationally jealous of 2d girls. So make your wife jealous of your waifus. If she loves you she'll strive to be better than them

>>17845553
Search for the hydraulic press channel on youtube.