Caught in the act, and how to live with it?

The amount of times I've accidentally seen my sister nude and vice versa is insane. I don't think she's weirded out about seeing you nude cause that kinda comes with being family. However if I saw you jerking it to that shit I'd be Fucking weirded out. I suggest you use this as a keystone to push yourself to get over the addiction, and try to smooth it over with her as best you can.

>>17843827
What kind of shit were you caught jacking off to? If it's just vanilla hentai then who cares?

Your response should have been "Well come over here and help me finish or get the hell out"

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I was jacking it off to the first episode of Temptation (The one where the dude tells the girl to "Cluck like a chicken")

>>17843836
Hahaha, my advice to you is to buy a pair of headphones

>>17843827
so, did you finish?

>>17843827
Ask her to not tell your family and give you a chance to talk to her about it.

>>17843827
4/10 bait or you really are a total retard

>>17843918

What should I say?

>>17843827
I don't really know what you should do in the immediate short term, but you should definitely move out from your family asap

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>>17844012
eyy bby wan sum fuk?

Tell her she is weird if she doesn't masturbate on a regular basis.

>>17844012
Depends on how old the two of you are

>>17843827
>seeing a therapist for masturbating

Are you in a super religious house hold or something OP?

>>17844230

I'm seeing a therapist for a multitude of things, Porn addiction is one of them

>>17844083

She's 22
I'm 20

>>17844261
is that why theyre angry at you for masturbating because of your addiction?

>>17844269
First off explain to her why hentai and not normal porn. That hentai isn't real sex the same way cartoon violence isnt real violence.

lol get a girlfriend to take care of it for you. that's how you live with it.

>>17844283

That part is their religious beliefs

>watches porn
>With the sound on.
>Without a lock on the door.
>When family is in the house.

Don't lie OP, you wanted to get caught.

You wanted her to see your wang, and hoped it would end up just like one of those incest hentai's.

There is no other explaining your stupidity.
You hoped she'd be a horny, kinky bitch up for some sibling love. And you were wrong, and it's bit you in the ass.

Don't even use headphones, man. You've got to use your ears so you can hear people coming towards your door.

Shit, I gold my door shut with a couple of dumbell weights stacked one on top of the other. Anyone so much as nudges the door, the top weight falls on the floor and makes a very audible noise so that I know someone is just about walking in.

Gotta be smart about this shit.

>>17844321

That's the thing, this was REALLY late at night

For her to be up at the hour that it happened, never before, EVEN then, when my door closes, she respects my privacy, why she didn't this time baffles me and really pisses me off

I might be a stupid cunt, but there was no way of me being able to see what happened coming

>>17844334
Maybe when she heard the weird as fuck hentai sounds coming from your room she knew what you were doing before opening it
>AH AH AH MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
Honestly this is why you fap with your monitor away from the door and you facing the door, with headphones in 1 ear and the other ear dedicated to tracking noise. This is literally a case of survival instincts and you have been eliminated.

>>17844334
>That's the thing, this was REALLY late at night

You know why alarms use noise and not flashing lights, or horrible smells?
BECAUSE SOUNDS WAKE PEOPLE UP, STUPID.

Doesn't matter how late at night it is, "SENPIA, PLEASE, STOP, AAAH I'M COMING" is going to wake everyone up, dumb dumb.

>For her to be up at the hour that it happened, never before, EVEN then, when my door closes, she respects my privacy, why she didn't this time baffles me and really pisses me off

You woke her up, she was sleep deprived (and thus her mental faculties were impaired). Social skills were thrown out of the window because her base instincts to enable sleep took priority. Fuck privacy, she needed sleep.

>I might be a stupid cunt, but there was no way of me being able to see what happened coming

Anyone suggesting headphones or "mute" saw this coming.
You're just a stupid cunt trying to rationalise being a stupid cunt.

>>17844334
U have to talk. yall niggas have 2 work together

>>17844337
Cool! Think you could help me cope, as that was the intended purpose of this /thread/?

>>17844348

She was actually getting up to pee, she couldn't hear anything audible, just noise.

Even then, the sound was from something like 20-30 min before that she was complaining about

EVEN THEN she was getting up multiple times because her bladder was the size of a peanut

AND EVEN THEN, my speakers weren't high, they're the little logitech ones, and I had it pretty low

AND EVEN FUCKING THEN, she has a white noise machine in her room, and she's expected to use it.

Also, stop being a dick and help with some >Advice

Otherwise, fuck off and get out of here

>>17844358
Just accept the rule of survival of the fittest. You acted retarded and you have been eliminated.

>>17844358

Okay, how to cope.

Learn from your mistakes;
>Don't watch so much porn.
>If you do, mute it.
>listen for the door.
>have a conversation with your sister about privacy, if she argues against it, you now have a free-pass to never knock on her door and can catch dirt on her and use it against her if she tells the family about your porn addiction.
>Let it go. Embarrassing shit like this happens all the time, it sucks at first but people forget.

Dammit, she went told my family.

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW?

>>17845606
Didnt you ask her not to tell last night?

>>17845606
be a true rebel and do it in the open, just whip it out and keep on rubbing it even if they are watching them, look them in the eyes when you do it. After you get kicked out say fuck you guys I never loved you and start masturbating on the street. You won't regret it.

>>17845606
Tell them it's too fucking bad, you're going to masturbate and there's nothing they can do about it. Fuck them and fuck your sister for being a cunt.

>>17845625

Damn straight I did. What a rat

This morning she even put the blame on me and went on to make a speech about how bad it was to watch porn

>>17845669
What did she say when you asked her.

>>17845692

She implied she wouldn't.

>>17845693
>implied
You knew she was going to tell.

>>17845693
Turn it on them. Ask her why she was being weird and perverted and peeked on you at 3 am? the f is wrong with her?

>>17845627
the only good advice in the thread

the fuck is a porn addiction?

>>17845763
>the fuck is a porn addiction?

Something uptight people say to deride people who have a normal sex drive and no hangups about masturbating while looking at pictures of naked people.

>>17845606
>WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW?

Put a lock on your door so that you can masturbate without being disturbed by your uptight family.

>>17843827
Your family is retarded, everyone faps. Every male faps at least once a week.

>>17845728
This, entering a room because you hear porn noise late at night without knocking to then keep staring at her brothers dick is super perverted. She has issues and needs help.

>>17843827
>Sister makes condescending comments
I came.

I've been busted jacking it by both of my parents and my sister before. Thank God I wasn't watching anything cringy like Hentai.

>>17844358
>she couldn't hear anything audible, just noise.
How does one hear noise if it isn't audible?

>>17845606
You tell them to fuck off and mind their own business.