My flatmate keeps stealing my half of the duvet. It gets cold

Tell her politely and if she doesn't stop then its okay ti throw a shitfit

Also, consider negotiation

Aorry, drunk as fuck right nwo

>>17839941
If youre stronger fight her if you're not then accept your place as her beta or leave and start a new tribe

>>17839941
Wait, what the fuck are you sharing a duvet with your female housemate for?

>>17839988

Well, obviously I could pull it back over, but then she'll wake up, and then she'll whine, and bitch, and complain, and how it's wrong of me, and how she needs to stay warm too, and I should be tougher than this, and I'm hairier anyway, so I don't need it as much, and end result will be neither of us sleep and both of us will be grumpy. Been there done that.

>>17839992

Because there's only one bed.

cuddle with her

>>17840003
b e t a af

>>17840003
This is either bait or you're a complete fucking idiot for entering into such an arrangment unless you're dating.

>>17840012
i bet she fucks guys right next to him

Grab her by the pussy. Continue until too uncomfortable to be under the same duvet.

Fuckwit