Alright guys, I need help real fuckin bad.
It's that time of year again. I studied for this shit, you see, and its exam day, but I need an A. I want to get into a difficult program and I want to defer my exam today to a later date.
What's a legit medical condition I can easily fake to miss my exam today? It also has to be TODAY, so if I have to wait in the hospital for a few hours, I don't give a shit, I just need an excuse. Thanks.
>>17838181
Just take the fucking exam, if you aren't ready now you never will be.
>>17838186
I'm ready to take it and probably get 70-80% and with my goals in life that will simply not suffice
>>17838187
Will another few days /week really help bridge that last 20-30%?
>I see patients like you everyday.
>Coming to the hospital just so they can bail out on work or college
>People like you waste our time and put in danger lives because instead of treating your faked condition we should be giving our time to other patients who actually need it.
Just do your exam.
>>17838193
Yes.
>>17838197
>wow I'm getting paid 150$ an hour to fill out a form I must have it so rough
Is /adv/ always this fucking soft?
>>17838210
Soft?
You are the faggot that's not ready for your exam so want to squirm out of it like a little bitch. You say that the extra few days will help, let me give you some /adv/ice..... they won't. Either you are smart enough to get into your pursued field with this exam, or you aren't and never will be.
>>17838215
Detected the sociology/anthropology soft little bitch that would shake like a girl if placed in a STEM. This isn't your "male privilege in America" exam sweetheart. It's a graduate biochemistry course. Now that you've been BTFO beyond any foreseeable sense of repair, scurry along.
>>17838181
Tell the principal that you got raped
>>17838251
This OP and send him pics of your bleeding boipussy
>>17838251
>tfw not grill
>tfw can't yell "RAPE" in any situation that conveniences me
:^(
>>17838240
You're an asshole.
Maybe you should have actually prepared for your exam with the weeks and weeks you had available to you before this instead of trying to pretend you're sick like a small child that doesn't want to go to school.
>>17838240
I already work in a STEM field buddy, I'm just saying if you need to lie to get out of exams maybe you just aren't cut out for your chosen field.
Also, you write like an edgy 15 year old.
>>17838255
Gay raped you got gay raped by an angry black man