How do I find a guy like Bruno Mars?

you dont mind that hes really short?

or do you only want him for his $? you rostie

>>17837108
I don't mind that its smol its good (and hot in this case) actually. he also has a lot of charisma and a lot of sexual appeal w/ great ambition. I need a guy like that,

>>17836964
Go to a gay club/bar.

>>17837167
/thread

>>17837167
>>17837180

Bruno Mars likes women and is probably more straight than most of you fucks

>>17837186
The way he's holding that peni- I mean microphone next to his mouth is pretty questionable.

>>17837207
He's no more gay than Prince

Are you black OP?

>>17837215
Does Bruno only like black girls?? :(

>>17837223
A friend of mine knows Bruno and he personally prefers Black, Indian, and Latina women.

>>17837186
Keep telling yourself that you sweet naive summerchild

i know him personally. i mean, intimately. and i'm a guy... so go figure

>>17837207
tiberian throat singing board never fails to bring bantz

>>17837982
I know it for a fact. Meanwhile you probably wack it off to traps or some shit like a lot of 4chan """"straights"""

>>17838019
Bullshit.

>>17838539
>WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH! No you're a faget.

Squeal all you can piggy, it goes t change the fact you look like Amy Schuemer until face pic proves otherwise

>>17836964

hang out in gay bars.

>gets a boyfriend that looks like Bruno Mars
>notices that he has a shit personality like any other guy
>gets cucked or is unhappy
>becomes feminist

>>17836964
Ironically... Earth.

>>17836964
There's one, he's traveling around the world and doing shows and earning a ton of money. Coincidentally his last name is Mars and his name is Bruno.

>>17837118
>Lot of charisma
>Lot of sex appeal
>Great ambition

You do know you can seek for a guy with those traits literally everywhere, don't you?

>>17839126
Amy Schumer wished she looked like me

>>17839355
A lot of men are ugly with no charisma no sex appeal and not a lot of ambition
Fuck it I'll just meet Bruno backstage and fuck him and come back in 3 months to tell you all how he was

Already got tickets
SEE YA