>Chad gets to fuck all the virgins they want >betas have

You guys wouldn't even know what the fuck to do if you got a virgin

So many more chicks would wait longer to have sex again after going through that trauma of having beta goo in her

>if a girl has had sex with somebody else before me she's a slut

kys

What are you comparing this to? What in life is fair? This isn't some communist world where everything worthwhile is distributed equally. In fact nothing worthwhile is from health to food to job opportunities. There is literally zero point in being resentful of what other people have, and it will make you more negative and discouraged about your own life. Everyone is trying to make the most of the cards they were dealt.

>>17834672
>Ill gladly put my dick in a vigina that already had other dicks in it

>>17834674
>life is shit but you have to just accept being fucked over ;^)

>>17834676
You summed up the takeaways quite well
Why did you put a arrow in front?

>>17834676
>life is shit but you have to just accept being fucked over ;^)
Yeah you can focus on not having a bigger supply of potential girls. Or you can focus on probably being young, healthy, in one of the best parts of the world to be living, with your parents alive, some education all set out for you, perhaps even plenty of money.

Or you can be a deadweight crying about not being handed whatever you have set your eyes on just for existing, like basically 95% of the rest of humanity. Up to your character.

Also
>Ill gladly put my dick in a vigina that already had other dicks in it
You shake hands that people masturbated with, you kiss mouths people vomited and made out with others with. You can compare a human being to a paper tissue to be ditched after use all you want but it'll never make the comparison any more sensible. I feel for you if you're not a troll.

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>>17834669
What if they're not fucking "Chads"?

What if all Chads are just awkward, posturing teenage virgins who BECOME legit Chads because the stars align in such a way that they get laid at 15 and don't have to spend years being at the back of the line in terms of experience with the opposite sex and building up all kinds of internal insecurity about it?

>>17834669

It's like this.

Nobody owes you pussy. Someone might give you pussy if they like you. But no one likes you. Not because you're a "beta," but because you're the kind of idiot who talks about "chads" and "betas."

There are many problems with society, but this specific problem is just you. You're an asshole.

>>17834687
>you owe them money
>they owe you nothing
maybe elliot rodger had the right idea

>>17834682
>Or you can focus on probably being young, healthy
Wrong
>in one of the best parts of the world to be living
>perhaps even plenty of money
Even more wrong
I wont just accept not being able to experience something most people experience for reasons out of my control

>>17834683
So they were just lucky and I wasnt. Great, thats so much better

>>17834687
>Not because you're a "beta," but because you're the kind of idiot who talks about "chads" and "betas.
Keep telling yourself that

>>17834694

Why the fuck would you owe them money?

Wait, you're buying things for girls and then expecting sex in return? That's not how gifts OR contracts work. It's not a gift if you want to be paid back, and it's not a trade if you just gave them things without making a deal about what you'd get in return.

If you just give people things and expect them to feel obligated to you, you're an idiot AND an asshole.

>>17834742
women get so much money via taxes that i will go to jail for if i don't pay

things like wic exist

but there's no welfare for my dick

give me tax subsidized hookers or give me death

>>17834669
Go back to /r9k/.
This is /adv/. For actual potentially-worthwhile people.

>>17834756
>implying /adv/ isn't /r9k/ for insecure teenage girls

>>17834746
> there's no welfare for my dick
Maybe because your dick doesn't bleed every month?

>>17834669
Supply and demand, motherfucker.

If you offer something of value, people want you. If you have nothing to offer, you're worthless and nobody wants you. Now since you're worthless, it doesn't matter if you're okay with how society views you or not. You can whine about it, accept it or trying to change it, it's absolutely meaningless unless you manage to become not worthless.

>>17834701
Yes this is exactly right and even if you don't accept it's still gonna be a fact. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You'll drive yourself insane hearing the same shit from these normies day in and day out.

>>17834669
what advice are you looking for?

betas don't have to settle, they do, and then they hate themselves for it

>>17834771
The difference between the two is that /adv/ is for people who actually want to improve while /r9k/ is purely for whining.

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I just posted this in a /fit/ progress thread.

I used to be a beta, just like you. No one cares who I was until I started lifting.

I'm the chad now. They're the cucks now.

>>17834825
Let me guess, you honestly believe people on /r9k/ were the way they are since the beginning. Hilarious

>>17834701
>Reasons out of my control

Just because you don't want to put effort into something you want doesn't mean it's beyond your control.

>>17834870
I cant change my genetics and facial structure with ""effort""

>>17834876
You could change where you focus your efforts, Dan. You spend all day long every day whining on a Kazakhstani woodcarving forum. Imagine if you spent that effort on improving yourself instead.

>>17834876
blaming your genetics is a cop-out. It is always your personality.

>>17834853
I am so glad you realized women prefer men who don't go around topless.
Anyway, OP, women want people who have a direction in life and who have stuff in common with them. If you want a funny girl, become funny. If you want a beautiful girl who spends a lot of time in the gym, spend time in the gym.
If you want a career driven girl, be career driven. etc. Of course this isn't the lobster, ONE thing in common isn't enough, but you get the idea. And don't just set your crosshairs on just one girl, that's like buying one raffle ticket, Who knows what chemistry will do, buy a few tickets and one will spark / mixed metaphor

>>17834905
>It is always your personality.
I'm assuming you are either attractive or at least not ugly.

>>17834853
You'd be doing better if you dealt with that slab of fat over your abs. Christ I don't even work out aside from pullups/pushups and I look better than you.

>>17834909
Attractiveness is a package. A plain looking guy with a charming personality will be attractive.

>>17834911

Yeah? Come at meh, brah. I'm 6'6" / 230lbs and I can easily cuck 99% of all men out there.

It's like climbing Mount Everest and when you reach the top you want to be proud of yourself, but it's littered with trash and there's a hotel up there with valet parking and the summit register is an iPad because the original book was full.

>>17834919
>I can cuck
Just stop using words that you don't undesrand.

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My GF had sex the first time with some strange alpha who left her looking for other chicks a few weeks later.

now she is aware of how shitty many people can be and is a lot more happy to have me.

She also isn't very damaged, because it was so short, which means, she isnt clingy or crazy.

so she's a 9+/10 20 yo busty redhead with natural double D tits who is smarter than I am and I love chicks with big brains

>imokwiththis.jpg

>>17834921
This is really funny if it's just a joke but guys seeing women as mountains to be conquered is the main reason they don't get laid

>>17834933
>she had sex with an alpha b-but she totally p-prefers me now!
lmao

>>17834944
>what are analogies

you are either a roastie or a white knight

>>17834947
dubs beat singles, so your argument is invalid

>>17834669
>I want 1'st tier, even though I'm 2'nd tier.
>2'nd tier is too gross for me.

You just explained the ordeal for yourself, beta fagget.

Stay in your lane.

>>17834672
>I would gladly eat an ice cream cone that was filled with feces

This is what you sound like right now

>>17834960
Wrong. I'm not asking for a 10/10 girl. I'm asking for a girl that isnt a total slut.
I dont want USED 1st tier girls.
Do you understand now?

>>17834970
Jesus Christ
Say you're gonna fuck a virgin
Once you've fucked her she'll be "USED", as you said
Do you think she's gonna be any different ? Are you gonna dump her because she's not "MUH PURE GIRL FANTASY" now ?
The fact that she had sex before is barely relevant at all, you're trying to masquerade the fact that you fantasize about fucking a virgin, because that's just it

Stop making a big deal about women they're just normal people y'know

>>17834986
Wrong again. If I wasnt a virgin I wouldnt care about whether the girl was a virgin or not.
I just want to have sex with someone with as much experience as me.
Is this THAT unreasonable for you people?

>>17834993
It's just dumb. So people are laughing at your insecurity.

>>17835005
How is it dumb? Nobody can fucking explain it. They just go "LOL UR INSECURE XDD"

>>17834993
i don't know man it's understandable but it screams insecurity

Most girls will honestly not care about the fact you're a virgin, if anything doing it for the first time with someone that has a little more experience it could be very beneficial

Also don't be delusional, if the girl is around the same age as you, even if she already had sex with one or two other guys, doesn't mean she has much experience
She may not be a virgin but she'll probably be as clumsy as you sexually

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>>17835017
>Most girls will honestly not care about the fact you're a virgin
Let me tell you 1 thing. Women dont just hate virgins. They despise them.

>Also don't be delusional, if the girl is around the same age as you, even if she already had sex with one or two other guys, doesn't mean she has much experience
She may not be a virgin but she'll probably be as clumsy as you sexually
So she is going to be bad at sex and the pussy is going to be loose anyway
Great

>>17835023
Holy fuck please tell me you're baiting
>Women dont just hate virgins. They despise them.
Most of them really don't. Have you ever TALKED to at least one woman ? I've actually discussed this with some of my female friends and they told me they wouldn't care about it - as long as the guy isn't overly insecure about it.

>the pussy is going to be loose anyway
Vaginas don't work that way
It's not getting loose after having sex a couple of times you idiot, age looses the skin, not having sex a couple of times in your twenties

If you're just gonna reject any advice you get, you don't belong on /adv/.
Just go to /r9k/, you'll fit perfectly in with the other women haters

>>17835036
>Most of them really don't. Have you ever TALKED to at least one woman?
Yes. This is how i know. I dont talk out of my ass

>>17835036
Women are grossed out by virgins dude. I lost my virginity and then kept having sex with my them gf, and like two months later I told her I was a virgin before her. She then told me she was glad I didn't tell her beforehand.

>>17835046
Just lie

>>17835048
If I told you my first gf was happy we were each other's first it'd be just as anecdotal as your post.

>>17835036
>I've actually discussed this with some of my female friends and they told me they wouldn't care about it
Empty words with literally no value. Actions matter, they'll tell every guy "it's not because you're a virgin, you're just not my type".

>>17835046
You are literally talking out of your ass. How can you, a kissless virgin, think you know what women like?

Being a virgin is fucking irrelevant anyway, what the fuck are you all talking about ?

How the fuck does a girl you're talking with knows you're a virgin ? It's not written on your fucking forehead. Depending on your age she automatically assumes you're not a virgin.

Unless you straight tell them "BY THE WAY I'M A VIRGIN" i don't see how this can be an issue.
Even if you eventually tell her right before sex it's pretty unlikely she'll go all the way to sex to just "cancel" it because she just learnt you're a virgin. But you absolutely don't have to let her know you're a virgin anyway. It's personal stuff.

So stop pretending that being a virgin is the problem. Stop acting like the typical obvious virgin in front of people and people will assume you're not a virgin.

>>17835116
>It's not written on your fucking forehead
It absolutely feels like it is though, and it's a giant red flag for girls.

Women are all whores.
If you have the chance, OP, just lie to girls about having friends, past girlfriends etc. I just didn't give a fuck at that point and got laid that same night as well.

>>17835078
By talking to them, boy

>>17835136
Well then as i said, don't act like a virgin and you won't pass for a virgin.
"fake it til you make it" etc

>>17835147
Your entire argument is based on the assumption that you know how I act. You're further assuming I can control my entire appearance at will, like a perfect actor. Completely disregarding that the premise of girls not caring whether a guy is a virgin is a blatant lie.

>>17835154
Girls don't reject you because you're a virgin. They reject you because you're an angry desperate sperglord. Or, well, they would, if you ever talked to one, but you have never even asked a girl out. It's like you want to be a permavirgin.

>>17835171
>Your entire argument is based on the assumption that you know how I act.
Your entire argument is based on the assumption that you know how I act.

>>17834944
I don't even agree with OP's excessive bitterness but this post is flat-out wrong. Most guys who see women as than trophies tend to be incredibly successful with women, they're the "Chads" that OP mentions. Sure they might not have long meaningful relationships, but they're fucking a new woman every week so I think they're perfectly happy.

>>17835203
First of all fucking a different girl every week does not equal happiness
It becomes a chore

no Chad sees each women as Everest, some grand thing to be conquered

They seem them as a cookie, on a tray, that just needs to be picked up

That was the point I was trying to make

>>17835036
I told my first about it and she was curious about it so it was advantage.

However today I would not say it, I think for most women it is disadvantage. Of course it will most likely show anyway if you are mental virgin also.

>>17835224
>she was curious about it
What the fuck did I just read?

>Anon, tell me more about how you've never had sex before

>>17835214
Chad, is that you?

In this thread: insecure people trying to argue against people who actually have their shit together.

>>17835023
Depends on their personality. You seem to assume that all women are passive, some are dominant and will jump at the opportunity to be "the teacher". Not many, thats true, but femdoms are out there.

>>17835203
Depends on what you define as as successful. Sex is pretty meaningless on its own in the end, an actual exchange between two people speaks volumes.

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>>17834669
Nobody gives a fuck about your pure virgin waifu fantasies. You're not entitled to anything.

>>17835214
I getcha

>>17835251
>Depends on what you define as as successful
No guy would ever view the ability to sleep with many women as anything other than successful and the idea that sex is meaningless is just absurd. How is it not an exchange between two people in itself? It's one of the most intimate exchanges that two people can do.

>>17835277
>Im not entitled to anything but Im obligated to contribute to society

Lol

>>17835279
Disneyland gets boring if you go every day

>>17835279
I might be writing out of my ass, but ive had a couple of girlfriends and that entails continuous sex. Approaching my thirties btw. Sex is nice, like eating a good meal but totally overrated on the overall scheme. What I mean by exchange is like actually enjoying spending time together and having a good conversation. Functioning as a couple, enriching each others lives. Thats the shit bruh, sex is just spice and recreation

>>17835309
This is like an obese man telling a starving child "lol food isnt that good"

>>17835323
Good analogy, maybe I have been "privileged" but as such Im just trying to set the priorities straight. If you need fuck, at least once, do it by any means, but once youve achieved that ... mcdonalds just isnt the main course of a person.

>>17835323
>i have no counter-argument so i'll just use blatant sophism

>>17835302
>Im not entitled to anything but Im obligated to contribute to society
Nope. You do it because you want somethijg in return. People with power set the terms. You have none and therefore must adapt to the terms set by others.

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>>17834669
Since your OP has no fucking question (This is /adv/, faggot. /Whine/ is somewhere else), I'll make up one.

> Why do Chads get sex?
Answer: because they work at it. When I go out hunting, I may talk to 100 women. 99 reject me, but I still get sex that night, so who the fuck cares how many women I have to talk to in order to get it?

When a woman rejects me, I don't get depressed and threaten to kill myself online. I just wish her a good night and move on.

> How can I handle that much rejection? Because I know I'm going to fuck that night. If not with her, again who gives a fuck she's just wasting my time. Cut her out - politely - and move on.

It's all about numbers. That's why you're cutting your own balls off just going after virgins. The bigger the potential fucking pool, the better the chance of success.

>>17835472
Chad sure worked hard getting his genetics.

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>>17835491
Genetics don't mean shit if you're hiding at home watching Star Wars porn and stuffing Cheetos in your face.

Do you even lift? Do you own a piece of clothing that wasn't bought at a flea market, Goodwill, or Wal-mart?

If you aren't willing to put in the work, don't blame your failure on anything except yourself.

>>17835472
For me, this seems so sad

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The alpha does what he wants

The beta endures what he must

How does it feel to know I can be a complete bastard and women will still love getting degraded by me despite social conditioning?

How does it feel to know that if your wimpy ass tried to treat women like the subhumans they are, everyone would white knight against you?

Evolve or die without breeding

t. Chad

>>17834669
>if you arent ok with it you are UGH SUCH A CREEP
You know what? You're seen as a creep because you're the kind of huy who blames society for their shortcomings, and hate women because you can't have sex with them.

That stuff is pretty clear when a guy is talking to you. It makes one feel uncomfortable, and a girl probably won't sleep with a guy who makes her feel uncomfortable and blamed.

>>17835601
Women can know your entire worldview with their superpowers now?
Lmao

>>17835601
>women fuck anything with a dick
>except betas
>betas are suppossed to be ok with this

Roastie

>>17835610
it's pretty much as obvious as when a girl is a raging tumblr SJW feminist, so yeah, it's easy to tell quickly

>>17835610
it -is- pretty obvious based on the way you speak and carry yourself.

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>>17835601
Yes and No

Women would openly be whores if they could

But they recognize social limits like disgusted men and angry women who see their sex monopoly threatened

But being TREATED like a common slut by an alpha is attractive to them

A beta is similar but has less success with women because his attitude is "you disgusting skank, you'll never get my beta shekels"

An alpha is more like "yeah you're a whore, but I'm horny so let's make each other happy"

You have never been on a rollercoaster.
You're apprehensive about the idea of doing it due to moderate risks for what seems like no real gain.

>a friend that has gone on roller coaster rides about 50 times approaches you
>they ask if you want to go on a roller coaster ride
>"Trust me, it's fun, I've done this dozens of times"
How apprehensive are you now?

>a friend that has never been on a roller coaster approaches you
>"You haven't been on a roller coaster before either, huh?"
>"I wonder what the big deal is about, seems like it couldn't be worth the hype"
>"Wanna try it out? I'll do it if you do it"
How apprehensive are you now?

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I honestly think the biggest problem is that normies get sex so readily and easily that they undervalue it and when someone is left out they either cant really understand why they can't seem to get any pussy or they don't care because they view it as their own fault


I think sexual altruism doesn't exist, no one has any desire to help someone get laid just for the sake of helping them


And then people wonder why guys fuck drunk girls and stuff like that

>>17834669

>>>/r9k/ is down the hall and into the noose.

>>17834669
>>17834676
All this talk about purity makes you guys sound like Muslims. Why don't you convert and go get a pure waifu from some shithole?

>>17835689
If it's a friend and I trust them I'm not apprehensive at all in either case. If it's someone I don't know much, who doesn't know me much, I'm probably very apprehensive in either case. It's somewhat endearing that the guy who's never done it before would want to share this first experience with me, while the guy who's been on 50 rides might seem like he's trying to convince you to do something potentially frightening and dangerous for his personal shits and giggles.

Then again, everyone can just go pay for a ticket and ride a roller coaster if he wants to, as many times as he wants, alone, with a stranger, with two strangers, with friends, with his grandmother, you catch my drift.

>>17835694
>guys fuck drunk girls and stuff like that
Praise the Lord this isn't considered rape in my country. Neither in court nor outside of it.

>>17835810
Point being, it's more endearing, more adventurous, more special, more interesting, or more "whatever", to share a new experience with someone that hasn't done something before, than with someone that has done it a bunch of times.

Riding a roller coaster, traveling to a new place, eating a new kind of food.
It's not to say that an experienced person is not of value, they'd be able to recommend a good way to sit, or a good place to visit, or something more suited to your tastes, but then you're just following someone, and it feels less like doing someone together.
That's one of the reasons virgins are so thirsty for other virgins.

>>17834674
I think it's less of a case of what are they doing right, and more like what am I doing wrong. It's very hard to see yourself the way others see you, and its very hard to make others see you the way you see yourself.

>>17835875
I was trying to make it as obvious as possible that the analogy is oversimplyfing it. Also, as a virgin myself, I'd give an arm and a leg for a an experienced girl who'd be willing to teach me a thing or two right off the bat instead of being annoyed and disgusted at my incompetence.

Maybe it's because the chads actually go out, get a chick and persuade her to fuck while the r9ks watch anime girls and porn at home. Most likely a confidence thing, not society.

>>17835919
>society has nothing to do with certain people not having confidence

epic

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https://youtu.be/Ght9WlxORFE

jap crayzy vattle

>>17834672
Fair deal since women demand so much shit from men like being the best you can be fancially,socially and physically in shape. We only ask for her to have virtue and not to give it up so easily.

>>17834933
Classic example of beta bux alpha fux right here. That other guy did not invest as much in to her and he got what he wanted.

>>17834669
and youre questioning this why?
"Chad" probably worked his ass off to get to where he is in terms of his fitness, status, and money.

Do you feel entitled to hot girls because you simply exist? You're the equivalent of a fat chick that thinks she deserves a stud bc "muh feminism"

Do girls.complain about used dick?

I have deflowered at least six girls then never spoken to them again.

sorry, I guess.

>>17834672
>I would gladly eat a pie someone sat and spit on
That is what you sound like right now

>>17837937
You're the most insecure virgin I have seen posting today. You will definitely die a kissless virgin unless you grow up one day.

ITT:

Insecure people arguing with other insecure people

>>17837955
>ugh grow up! just raise your wife's son!

>>17838158
>projecting this much

That girl you like has already had sex with someone else. Because he was superior to you in every way. Tough. Live and learn. It's too late for you to find a virgin girl.

>>17834669
be a normalfag op, its the only way. So what if you get sloppy seconds? it means you can pound her with your short dick as fast as you can instead of having to ease it in

Threads like this are just the perfect reminder how much easier everything is if you are a woman.

>>17838202
Threads like this are a perfect reminder why /r9k/ garbage needs to stay on its containment board.

>>17834669
>Explain yourselves, normalfags

This is not /b/. We don't do this shitposting here.

>>17834669
it's worse than that.
you see in the raw animal world
the betas not only don't get sloppy seconds, they die alone or fuck around in bachelor groups
maybe the strongest of the bachelor gets to take down the alpha in charge of the harem, replacing his role, and STILL leaving you out of the picture.

it certainly has no regard for your fucking feelings or your sense of entitlement.

even if we went back 80+ years, you still needed the approval of the woman's father.

could you imagine going up to even the most homely fat chick's dad and explaining why you're chronically unemployed yet you still deserve to be with her? he's fucking knock you on your ass and call it day.

go back to your fucking anime, you're not worth even a whiff of pussy.

>>17838272
>knows how shit the world is
>still is ok with it

Literally the most cucked """"""man"""""" ITT

>>17834669
Nobody fucking cares if you're "OK with it" or not. Nobody needs to ask your permission to conduct their sex lives as they see fit. You're never gonna get a government-assigned virgin bride, so I don't know what the fuck you're even asking for here.

Is this how radical Islam works? Are they all just /r9k/-tier shut-ins that go too far? "I deserve a virgin bride" just carries through to the logical conclusion that "virgin brides will be waiting for me in heaven if I blow up the normies?"

>>17834905
Can vouch for this. My girls fuckin nuts, I'm fuckin nuts.
>>17834919
You are a pussy. Going to the gym does not teach you how to fight. Watch you try gas yourself against some booky lookin neek thinkin coz you're bigger then him it's ez then you'll be the one crying once there's a tool stickin out of your belly

>>17835380
Excellent response. I agree.

>>17834669
>expecting a woman to choose you for her first time, over an attractive male

Would you rather fuck Stacy for your first time or be forced to be chained to a land whale for the rest of your life?
The guys who claim to be bothered about this are the male equivalent of land whales, no woman or man wants to settle for that.

>>17834672
>Women have 30 item lists of demands for men
>Can't deal with men having two

>>17834672
considering women don't really bring much to the table besides their bodies, why would it be unreasonable to have such a standard?

women can get laid by simplying pointing at their crotches and grunting

it's because normalfags have really low standards when it comes to getting laid

they'll accept any pussy no matter how many dicks or trains they've had on because they're desperate fucks with no standards

thus men will get mad at OP because their gfs have all been cummed on by other men

and all the girls will get mad at OP because they secretly know they have less value since they let other men cum on their faces

tl;dr, women should only have sex with men they're in love with, at the very least. anything more than that is garbage

>>17834682
it's not the "hygiene" thing that's the problem, it's the fact that no self respecting man wants to think about some other man dominating their girlfriend, be it past or present.

>>17834933
but that's the thing, it took her getting defiled by some player to realize that YOU are the keeper

that's pretty fucked up?

>>17834669
Nice meme

Go back to r9k

This is the saddest thread I've seen in a long time

>>17834669

Have you ever fucked a virgin? Its shit

Chads dont even want virgins

>>17835472
>I may talk to 100 women. 99 reject me
that's not chad or alpha AT ALL. hell, im no better. ive never scored. just saying senpai.