AMA: GETTING YOU VIRGINS LAID

> i've slept with over a hundred at least
Most of us are upset we can't get respectable women we want, not that we can't get fucked by venereal transport packs

>>17830826
lel I assure you the women are of high quality, aside from the first few when I first started, most of them would at least be considered 7s-8s

Female here, the sort of women this fellow can teach you to meet will give you a disease.

>>17830826
this desu pham

if I want to get laid, I will.

most of our problems is finding actual women who are decent human beings. not one night pump and dump thots.

>>17830830
Did the women you slept with all have fewer than 4 or 5 sexual partners. Otherwise they dont meet the standards you see guys here want.

>>17830839
>4 or 5 sexual partners
Guys here want virgins, even one ex boyfriend triggers them

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>>17830833
>>17830839
jesus christ family

You can choose not to believe it if you want, but a lot of these are very respectable hot fucking women, comparable in quality to the one you see in OP. You fags can say you wouldn't hit that, but you're either lying or gay if you do

>>17830831
you're opinion is invalid, I could probably fuck you too

>>17830858
You clearly have no idea what sort of girls guys here want

>>17830858
Did you read either of their posts? You're reading comprehension is making me think you live in the third world.

They never questioned the "hotness" of these whores you're talking about.

>>17830856
Ive never seen any threads about virgins. Thats just what women cry about because they are salty guys here dont want them.

>>17830858
I wouldnt hit these girls unless we were in a committed relationship and shes had less than 6 sex partners.

>>17830865
You've never seen any 'why can't I get over the fact that my girlfriend has had a boyfriend while I'm still a virgin?' threads?

>>17830870
No. The girls usually all have a 'wild past' that incorporates 10+

>>17830870
You're just as bad for falling for that exaggerated shit, that was literally written to bait out the dumb women who browse here.

I can understand the argument if the dude is fresh, and the girls fucked 60 people. But the whole "i'm a virgin and my gf has fucked a guy before" is the most obvious bait imaginable.

>>17830873
Ive honestly never seen a thread where a guy cries that his girl has had sex once before him.
I could understand if the guy was a virgin, but I still havent seen any threads like that. Do you have a link?

>>17830879
There aren't any around right now, but if you spend enough time here, you'll see them.

They aren't serious, and they are written in the same exact manner every fucking time to incite the few femanons who browse here. They are actually quite amusing to read.

Occasionally there is a legit one, but its never "wah I'm a virgin, and my gf fucked EXACTLY 1 guy before me", like the femanons here will lead you to believe. They tend to be fairly reasonable.

>>17830882
I spend a total of a few hours a day here. I troll and reverse troll a lot because r9k and whiteknights/women are such easy prey compared to other boards. I really dont see those threads. I generally use cheating threads though to troll so its possible I missed them. But I look for the fun threads.

>>17830882
This. /adv/ is by far the best board to bait, its so fucking simple.

>>17830887
I typically browse while multitasking between 12-3 est, and I see a few of the types of threads you anons are talking about a week.

I browse with catalog, so that might be why, I'm not sure.

But I agree. I've seen some top quality bait posted here before, and that shit will net 300-400 replies over a few days. Saw one about an anon's story about how he made his cheating gf homeless by evicting her from his house.

that thread was around for fucking days.

>>17830897
best bait I've seen here was someone posted a green text story, from the perspective of a girlfriend, talking about her boyfriend and how "weird" he was.

he used the girlfriend to make the boyfriend sound like the fucking ubermensch, and tons of retards came into the thread saying "WOW HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME, HES A GREAT DUDE"

>>17830822
>and i've slept with over a hundred at least

I don't see how this is something worth bragging about.

>>17830858
>you're opinion is invalid,
>you're

You barely sound 15

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>>17830912
not really bragging, just using as credentials so people know my advice is more valid then most other autistic fucks on here

I know people with higher numbers that make that seem like nothing, I know virgins, and i know plenty of losers who say they wouldn't bang these girls unless in a committed relationship and have fucked all of 1-2 girls in their lives and shake at the thought of talking to women.

point is, the latter is most of this board, so my advice is a litttllee more valid

>>17830915
>he made a spelling error
>HAHAHAHA UNDERAGE

>>17830897
Everyone uses the catalog to browse. I just dont feel like those threads exist

>>17830919

You're not special or to be revered just cause you got 100 women (yeah right) to have one nighters with you.

Someone who has been with one woman for 30 years is more worthy of respect than "hurr look at me dude im so cool I have sex almost everyday" seeking people's validation online.

Any chump with dosh can go to Amsterdam or Thailand and match your "stats"

>>17830919
Im a real shallow person and looks matters the most for me with girls.
If i had one 8-9/10 being attracted to me the chances are high that i will find another girl that hot?

Had a long fling with that really hot girl(we werent friends before and we arent friends now) but we sadly never came around to having sex and only long makeout sessions and a lot of teasing.

But since then i feel like i can only reliably attract slightly above average looking women and i just want a girl with hot body and face.

>>17830919
just summarize the typical process of bagging a 7+.
>>17830927
why can't a guy have both?

>>17830919
your advice isnt helpful to anyone who only wants sex in committed relationships.

>>17830865

Don't think any girls want guys from here.

I've had over 100 partners, but I used to be a male escort so they don't count. I've had maybe 7 or 8 "real" ones. AMA.

>>17830822
>I used to be a typical virgin loser nerd
So now you evolved into a bigger degenerate pretending to be Chad?

No thank you. Either teach me how to be a genuine quality person or go eat your own balls for christmas.

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>>17830929
>looks matter most for me with girls
Welcome to being a man. You're not any different than other men, some will lie and say looks dont matter, but thats just how mens brains are hardwired, no need to be ashamed.

If you had one 8 or 9 of course you have PLENTY more chances to find girls that hot, if not even hotter, assuming you're not like an old wrinkly 60 year old or something. Always more fish in the sea and whatnot. But you already know that, you dont need me to tell you. You know that. If you did it once, why wouldnt you be able to do it again?

of course hotter girls can be just slightly more difficult, and it may take time before you can reliably pull them as often, but you definitely can.

Really for the most part it boils down to the fact that you're placing them on a pedestal. You get the slightly above average girls because you don't for them. If you treated an 8 or 9 the same as you do a 6 or 7, you would attract them just the same. The only difference between the two, is the hotter girl is gonna have a higher bitch shield if you will, more shit tests, which can essentially make it slightly more difficult, but what I'm saying is, if you come at them with the same "i dont give a fuck, i dont want you that bad" attitude, youll pass the tests with flying colors and blow through her shield.

Basically you want to give the least fucks out of anybody about getting her, but put the most effort into it. It sounds paradoxical almost, but thats how it is. You have to be extremely detached from the outcome, you CAN NOT give a fuck whether you fuck her or not, but at the same time, you're playing the game to win, so definitely put effort into it

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>>17830934
I mean thats a very vague request so youre gonna get a very vague answer, there's really so much more to it, and no two pickups will look exactly the same so if you have any specific questions I'll delve deeper

Go out
Talk to everyone (including guys and ugly girls)
Have fun
Pick a girl you want to fuck
conversation (be polarizing, cocky, and just talk about really anything)
be physical
figure out logistics (aka the sex location, who shes there with, how much time you have to make it happen, etc)
have an excuse for her to come back to my place, or for me to go back to hers, or if shes really on sometimes you can make a bathroom/alley/discreet public location work

>>17830972
ahh but my friend, learning to be a genuine quality person is actually biggest most important thing you learn in game

NOICE B8 THREAD M8

I R8 0/8

>>17830976
Why you posting gay guys?

>>17831002
sounds like typical advice, any websites/videos you'd recommend?
also still living with my parents so bringing anyone home isn't an option, also have no friends so can't say i'm with them. how fucked am I if I want to be discrete?

Look, given that I am a woman and mostly understand their minds (at least on a base level, from friends. tbqh I wouldn't be on here if I didn't dislike most people of my sex), I'm willing to help with genuine dating problems.

>>17830822
>doing this on a normie board like /adv/
Try on /b/ or /r9k/, though on both you'll likely be insulted, laughed at and dismissed. Most of the people on /adv/ aren't typical 4chan virgin loser nerds. Also for those people it's not just "heh i cant get any sex lol" it's embedded issues within their entire person.

>>17830949
Are you gay? Banging guys doesn't count; many gays are absurdly promiscuous.

Do you have extremely good facial aesthetics (bone structure, skin quality, beard consistency, the things that suck for me and suck even worse for lots of people who are complete incels)?

>>17830976
That girl's house is a ridiculous mess.

>>17831002

Or just use Tinder. I get 3 - 6 new lays a month with it. Be fit, intellectual, and flirty. pretty simple formula

>>17831067
That's like saying a television viewer is qualified to teach you how to produce a television show.

>>17831298
You also need good photos and ideally good facial aesthetics, though you can still do ok without the latter if your photos portray you well enough.

>>17830822
A lot of us don't want a slut. I can guarantee that not a single one of the women you've been with are what I would want.

>>17831002
What are some examples of setting up logistics for a house party? What typical quiet areas should I look for, how do I isolate her from everyone when the time comes, without coming off as creepy etc.

>>17831342
Well not only when I want to screw her, but I have trouble leading the interaction, especially when I want to end up alone together

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>>17831067
See the problem with that is girls love to give advice on dating to men, and they think they know what they want, but they don't, and the advice generally tends to be pretty shit.

>>17831053
im not sure i understand what you're asking

>>17831298
It's a bit more complicated than that, however im also not that fit and my facial aesthetics are meh at best, and I actually disagree with trying to be "intellectual" have tried that before and some girls like it, but its not necessary and i've actually turned away some dumber girls that way, and if you're actually intellectual its kind of bound to show itself at some point anyways, the most important thing you need is good pictures, its good to split test pictures, then yeah be a little "flirty", be fun, make sure to stand out and be different, most importantly steer the conversation where you want, and don't take it too seriously, don't be that guy who double texts when she doesn't respond in 10 minutes obviously, if I get ignored I'll generally

if any of you guys are struggling on finding what to say, look at it like this.

for everything you say, to everyone you talk to, theres a limited amount of responses they're likely to choose, so what you want to do is, when you have a conversation you've never had, find out what works, and what doesn't work, trial and error, keep what works obviously, see most of my conversations look very similar, i copy and paste my first two messages because i dont give enough fucks to put in the effort to think of something original for every single girl, and half the time their profile is empty anyways, and the responses to the messages are almost always 1 of like 4 common responses. So by this point, i know all the common responses and how to respond to them to move forward in a direction i want, and then same with how they respond to this next response. Of course there's always gonna have to be some level of being real and tailoring your message to that conversation though

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>>17832290
oops, it depends on the situation but, I'll generally wait at least 8 hours if i dont get a response, or if i really feel like i'm getting ignored hardcore, like 2 times in a row, I'll just leave it all together and come back in a month or more

>>17831342
You don't really need it to be quiet, all the more excuse to get up close to her face, it'll generally be pretty hard to find a quiet place, but typical pulling locations would be any empty bedroom or a bathroom of course, hell you could go outside if theres somewhere discreet, thats all you need.

No special trick to isolate really, sometimes you can get away with just taking her by the hand, or getting her to wrap her arm around yours, and walking. You can just be like "i cant hear you, two seconds" and gesture that you're walking, or "adventure!", all kinds of things you can say my friend, don't worry or focus too much on that, if you're worrying about how to do that without coming off as a creep, then the problem is not isolating, the problem is you weren't running good game up to that point. If you're running good game, she'll be happy to follow you for whatever dumb little excuse you think of.

I've told a girl, "come back to my place for protein shakes!", and had it work lol. Do you think she was genuinely excited to go back to a strangers house for protein shakes? Lol, no, she knew what that meant intuitively, we made out, shes a hot girl, im an attractive man, we're both flirty towards eachother, all the signs point toward what it obviously meant, but she was glad to come with because i had run tight game, and she wanted some dick, girls just want that excuse to go back to your place, because without it they'll feel like sluts, they'd rather feel like "it just happened" and rationalize it after, then go into something knowing they're about to have sex with a stranger

>>17830858
>comparable in quality to the one you see in OP.

Yea I'd hit it but that tells me absolutely nothing about her personality, or what she's like, or even if I won't end up hating her entire person after being around her for some time.

>>1783the first four words of your sentence seems to be what this thread is about, not finding a wife

>>17830822
How much effort exactly did it take you before you could have a decent girlfriend?

>>17832357
Why do you think women need a reason to go to someone's house, why contain it? It's like humans wants to be sexual yet refuse to embrace their sexuality in public

I'm an introvert so in general I am not inclined to talk to people. I noticed if I have more energy I do better, but as talking with people drains my energy it is difficult. I walk around school not wanting to talk to people but how else will I get a gf? I don't make a move on girls, I don't even try.

What do? I am 18 btw, in last year of high school. I have talked to girls but I don't make a move or know how to. Not sure how to flirt and advance really

>>17830822
How do I not kill myself after reading your post?
Why is life so disgusting and banal?

>>17832357
Thanks for the insight. I feel like I understand this a bit more.
>>17832633
Cause not many girls want to look like a slut publically. Female friends are pretty good at slut-shaming. Unless she has super slut friends. Then you're good to go probably

>>17832357
>Game

Can someone explain this fucking meme please?

25 year old virgin here. ther Idea that you need "Game" has kept me from actually talking to girls for years and years because it makes this look like some sort of arcane science that needs you to aqcuire the skills of a master manipulator through years of practice and reading.

What I found on the other hand is, just talk to girls with sexual intent at the back of your head, try things out and get a feel for them.
Could've gone home with a girl this weekend (she asked me) if I wasn't so taken aback and somewhat scared about the fact that it's so easy. I didn't do shit besides talkting to her like an actual person with a functioning backbone who isn't slavering over her pussy already.

>you weren't running good game

You're a Pick-up Autist, aren't you?
You might be aware of the fact there's a million reasons outside of your control why a girl doesn't follow you right away, right? People are different.

Stop peddling the retarded Idea that there is anything that gives you an absolute guarantee of sleeping with any specific girl.

I just want to keep anyone from falling into the same trap that I did - namely beliving that there is any "How" to getting laid. There is just "Do"
Just keep your goal in mind, and accept that failure and rejection are as inevitable as success.

And for the love of god, stop thinking, stop analyzing and stop reading.

And yeah, I'm still a virgin - but simply forgetting about all the specifics and simply getting over myself and making an effort to push things ahead no matter how has gotten me further in three months than in ten years.
It has also taught me to enjoy the resulting rush in itself - other than that I just aim to get into the natural flow of things until they start working.

>>17832772
You are definitely overthinking it. Why do you freak out over the word game? Games are meant to be fun, so have fun with it. You should have gone home with that girl.

>>17830822
How do I get women to respect how classy my fedora is?

>>17832787
You know what?

You're right.

I just ran the fuck away from this whole topic for years and years and years ever since I stopped secluding myself from others.
One way I did this was reading everything about getting girls I could get my hands on. And worse, telling myself that "I'm not ready" since you apparently need to know literal Tomes full of stuff to even have a shot (lol)
Or like smoking away the entire last one-and-a-half years. Couldn't bear my mounting self-hatred, because the number of girls shit like this has happened with is easily in the double-digits (Not bragging, since I never fucked any of them and only made out with two)
This was only the first time I initiated and kept things going and not the girl.

Truth is, I'm even more scared of succeeding then everything else. A few weeks back I tried to kiss a girl, and I was actually relieved when she pulled back.

I've never been this close to anyone else, and it's so much more scary than any girl rejecting me no matter how.

But I have to keep trying, or this will eat me from the inside out sooner or later.

How do I stop the gears from turning, and just let go? I don't know.

>>17830976
Why in the name of FUCK would I associate with another human being who tests me? FUCK people who test people. It's the stupidest thing.

>>17832831
Everyone "Tests" you. It's called banter. Banter back when a hot chick does it to you , and these "Tests" will stop existing.

Just think if you'd let a guy get away with the same kind of comment, and act accordingly.

>watch movie together with girl, she texted me not to expect anything beyond kissing
>get there, a bit of talk, start movie
>make out throughout the movie, but whenever my hand moved somewhere more private she'd move it away and stop a bit later
>if I wasn't showing signs of getting turned on she'd be more teasing
>wanted me to choke her lightly and she was getting turned on, but she stopped things going further
>at the end of the movie we watched some TV show, made out some more, then she said I should go
>instead of mentioning it again she continued talking and showing me stuff, gave me a sticker out of collection of stickers taken from friends, talked lots of stuff about herself
>when I finally went, she walked me out of the building, we kissed some more and she wanted one kiss more
I don't know OP, I guess I should have played it cold and didn't show any signs of getting turned on (at least those I could control), or denied her something (the final kiss for example). What could have I done more to increase my chances of getting laid?

>>17832856
Meh. Honestly I prefer silence to the constant jabber of lips. I don't have much in common with most people so I do without female company.

>>17832874
All of my exes have been abusive, too. It makes no sense to return to a game where what you get is abuse and betrayal.

>>17832883
I mean, shit, it's been years since I've gotten some ass and that's fine by me.

Obiviously this 15 year old kid finally got laid, and now his dirty little dick beaters are furiously typing away to let everyone know. 100 chicks? Cool stuff man.

>>17832909
what's wrong with guys having a lot of partners?

Here's a question for you, OP

>how do you view yourself in aim of pulling top level girls?

>>17832936
What's wrong with anyone having any amount of partners? It's unsafe in the society we live in. Sex is a trap.

>>17832676
Same boat but it's just work then go home. I'm open to a relationship, but am not willing to jump through hoops for some girls just cause she wants to feel wanted.

>>17832993
t. bitter virgin

OP
my one and only standard is that the woman earns as much as me
where can I find girls that make $80k?

>>17833018
Sadly, no. I've had my share of trysts and I've learned some things about people. People are shit and will always attempt to use you.

>>17833023
I feel you but if you want a girl who will be loyal to you, marry a poorer girl than you. They will feel lesser to you and they get used to your lifestyle then hate to go back to being poor.

>>17833036
Honestly, I would take being a virgin again over having to have my dignity and trust violated again and again. Would be a sweet fucking deal.

>>17833036
ok, so isn't it better to learn as much as you can about using people so you can better protect yourself from getting used? also can you better explain how sex is a trap

>>17833051
Avoiding the situations where they attempt to is better. Sex is a trap because it gets used as a weapon or reward. Concentrate on a career and friends. Ignore anything else.

>>17833040
the point is I don't want to purchase them I lifestyle and I don't want to marry
I want sex to be an equivalent exchange
I get sex
she gets sex
that's it

>>17833058
Life is way better when you let go of those feelings. You can concentrate on what matters.

>>17833058
your only convincing me to go after more control, I can avoid those situations after i know how to identify them and manipulate people anyways. you can control what is and isn't a reward btw. don't have a career or friends

>>17830972
I think all guys should just pump and dump girls. why waste your time and resources on girls when a guy like op can just show up and fuck your girlfriend anyways. loyalty is not even a female virtue.

>>17830822
How do I find a virgin. Thats the only thing I want.

>>17832357

How can you set up logistics when both you and your target lives with parents?

>>17833155
>this

>>17830826
exactly

>>17830831
being good looking isn't exactly impressive, most women I see are relatively attractive honestly.

>>17833198
Highschool.

>>17833387
Keep going. You promised to get me laid.

>>17833447
You have to sneak into highschool and capture the teens like Pokemon. That or lure them into a trap with offerings of booze and nineties music.

>>17831298
how do you start conversations with strangers on tinder? IIRC "wanna bang" is one of the most successful first messages.