Guys help my mom caught me humming birding

>>17829561
What the actual fuck. I need a reality check. Why would you do that? Having so many effective ways and fetishes that give more pleasure. Can you be specific and explain?

>>17829561
Birds can literally drop dead from stress you sick fuck

Just because you're not ripping it's wings off or some shit doesn't mean it's not abuse, how would it feel if you were tied up and shoved into some dark small place

>>17829592
I like the way it vibrates

>>17829561
would you let me interview you for my website op? completely anonymous, just some questions over email?

she hates how she hasn't been able to forgo birding so she's projecting her frustration onto you

i used to bird too. catching birds is time consuming so i had to switch to over to bugging. ladybugs and crickets are very cheap online.

maybe get your mom into bugging so she won't be so hard up about your birding?

lol, why are people so butthurt.

It's just a fucking bird

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>>17829561

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Jesus Christ.

>>17829611
>>17829611
same anon again.

>>17829611
feel free to leave me a throwaway email and I'll contact you in a few days about the article, OP

well memed, I haven't seen it in years

>>17829604
There's no way for them to flap their wings, you're not going to get such a sensation dumbass.

>>17829771
they struggle so much plus the vibrations made by their chirping
plus if you leave their wings just barely lose enough they can move their wings a bit and pat against their covering which pats against you

quality thread

>>17829602
If this weren't bait, OP would have had a pantload full of dead birds by now already. Him pretending the birds don't get harmed is your tip this is bait.

>>17829561
bait thread, op doesnt have a girlfriend

>>17829561
>mama it dont hert the birds i swear

>>17830875
Lol this. Fucking white people.

>>17829592
I'm not completely sure, but I think that pic was a guy that got caught trying to smuggle them somewhere. Can anyone confirm?

>>17829561
>>17829561
Oh god my sides

>>17830900
"Hummingbird smuggler caught with his pants down"

>>17829561
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042474/Traveller-arrested-trying-smuggle-live-HUMMINGBIRDS-special-pouches-sewn-pants.html

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