So I swallowed a metal screw around four years old, nothing ever happened, would it still be in my stomach, and if so, is there anything to worry about?
>>17823766
Have you shown any... screw-like properties?
Yes, you're screwed.
>>17823781
All he can do now is get hammered and wait.
>>17823766
>would it still be in my stomach
There is a 100% chance that the screw is still in your stomach. Everyone knows that when you put things in your stomach it stays there.
It is a medical fact that the body has no natural way of gathering whats in your stomach, processing it, and then pushing the contents out through an exit of some kind.
Is this you OP?
>>17823766
Biology Major, here, in short yes.