What to say during sex as a guy

(As you cum): Get a load of this!

>>17823197
I don't need to hear words as such but I sure do like to hear his breathing become heavy and to hear he is enjoying and getting in to it. You could say "omg your pussy feels so good around my cock"

>>17823197

the problem here is one that many men have: you think of women as autonomous robots all running the same script, and that pressing the right buttons will do it for every women.

women are just like guys: diverse. there are things i like to hear that would make other guys cringe. there are things they like to hear that make me cringe. women are no different, in the sense that they are all different.

>>17823209
i said it feels so good to be inside you to my ex and she liked it alot, she brought it up like 3 weeks later lol.

>>17823210
okay, then let me hear some lines that YOU personally like to hear, and I'll try to gauge whether my gf would also like that or not.

I'm not looking for "THE 1 UNLIKELY LINE THAT GETS ANY WOMEN TO ORGASM ON COMMAND!", I'm just looking for some inspiration.

For example, she likes it rough, but she doesn't like anything overtly derogatory, like "Fucking slut, you like that, don't you?"

Usually I just whisper jokes in their ears. The most recent one, we were at a hotel room, and noticed that the bed was ramming quite a bit up against the wall. So I whispered into her ear "let's wake them up."

>>17823197
>parting your meat curtains
Definitely say lots of stuff like that, girls love the "sensitive poet" type

>>17823235
"Oh, fuck" "Ah, fuck" "Goddamn" "Shit" "Oh, shit" "Ah, shit" "O" "A". so on and so forth, motherfuckaaaa

>>17823197

To be frank, I prefer guys who can stfu during the important business. I've never found dirty talk/excessive moaning etc. anything but awkward in bed. Natural noise is good, but if you have to concentrate on saying stuff, then it's better just to be quiet.

I'm a guy and in a weired place as far as sex lines go.

I'm more vocal when fixing my car.

During sex I'm mostly quiet just listen to music and keep my tempo nice and fun, enjoy myself. Thing is I rarely even get to breath heavy before my girl wants to call it a night.

A girl once told me that she would love me to talk to her like I talk to my car. I didn't get it at first.

When i fix my car I work hard. I get emotional, I get hurt, stuff doesn't work, I can't fit stuff in to stuff. So I get frustrated and swear, fuck it, fucking bitch, you like to fuck me don't you? Common sweetie fire up for daddy. We can do this love... You can do it baby harder louder faster.
Thing is i feel its okay to do this to a car. But doing it to a human being feels wrong.

>>17823272
this pretty much

putting too much thought into it is not sexy

>>17823265
this is the extent of it mostly.

occasionally, depending on context and where we are in the activity, i tease her, asking her if she wants me to cum inside her. or i might ask her to pls sit on my face.

>>17823272
>>17823301
unfortunately, she once explicitly blurted out "Say something!" during sex, in which she was moaning etc. and I was just thrusting in a few different positions and saying something like "I just want to keep doing this forever" or "oh my god you're so cute" every few minutes.

I need some lines, or at least some inspiration!

>>17823319
way to make it more awkward, OP's gf.

also forgot to mention that i would also sometimes say her name cos she liked that.

here is a line anyway
"This is too hard" - then your eyes meet and you give her the ol' double finger pistols and shout "aayyyyyyy"

You either say:
-something you like
-something you know for sure she will like

There's no rulebook for that

>>17823349
fair enough.
so... what do YOU like?
what does your partner like for sure?

As a guy that has had sex with a guy, dirty talk is cringey af. Literally please keep your mouth shut

I said yeah baby youre so tight and when i fell out i would say stick it in baby

i mustve did something right because she really liked me after that night lol

The best response I got from my woman was when I just got demeaning as fuck. I would call her a whore and a slut normally but we were skyping one night and I wanted to see how she would react.

I told her when she was getting close to tell me. I could see in her eyes and body she was about to cum for me...

So I just exclaimed sternly "Cum for me your worthless fucking bitch. Do the one thing you're good for. You're a fucking whore, that's all you're ever be. I don't give a fuck for your needs. You're mine to use, and toss out after I cum. Just CUM YOU FUCKING CUNT. CUM. Cum for me. Pleasure that cum hole. HARD. NOW. "

After she came... she smiled and was all "That was th-"

And before she finished I said "Shut the fuck up bitch. You're not done. Do as you're told and cum for me again. Spread your whore legs, it's all anyone ever wants from you."

She looked confused at first but then nodded, kinda scared, kinda excited...

As she was fingering herself for a second go.. "Christ you're so worthless you really will spread your legs no questioned Ask. That feel good you dumb bitch? Do you serve me? Do I own your worthless body?" She shakes her head yes.

"Bend over, pussy to camera. Now." No questions, nothing. She gets up and does it.

"Shove your finger up your ass for me slut." This one she paused and was like "I don't kn-"

"I DIDN'T ASK YOU CUNT. I TOLD YOU. FUCKING DO IT.." I had never heard her moan louder than when she tried to finger her asshole. But she failed. She was too nervous... "I can't..."

"Finger your cunt hole for me, whore. Finger it like it's me fucking your worthless pussy. God... If I was there no matter how loud you screamed, how much you begged me to stop... I'm going to pound your fucking asshole and cum inside that ass. I FUCKING OWN YOU BITCH. DO EVERYTHING I SAY OR I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU CHOCK ON MY COCK"

She came right then. Again.

She was all "I... I liked that a lot. I think too much. Am I too slutty?" and I said "Only for me."

>>17823361
Only do this if she's a bit kinky.

>>17823361
What?? That's terrible advice, I would never...

... okay, I can see that working for her, I'm gonna work up to it when I get the chance next.

>>17823197
If she's into vanilla stuff, just compliment her.
Say stuff like 'you're so sexy, I want to fuck you all day' etc. Moaning can go a long way as well.

>>17823197

Talk about how you're feeling (physically), how parts of your partner's body feel (your thighs are so damn smooth), and what you want to do (I want to do you with your ankles round my ears, I want to blow my load in your pussy/ass/mouth/tits). Then repeat as needed.

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>>17823292
Does this excite you, Anon?

>>17823210
>when a girl says "oh daddy!"

Instant boner killer for me. Makes me think she wants some incestuous shit and is imagining me as her dad. Fuck that shit I'm out.

>>17823535
>my dick is setting her straight
I'm back in

>>17823361
This thread is for actual sex advice, not "internet gf I have never met" advice.

>>17823197
If you can come up with Shakespeare level shit during sex, no way are you into it enough. JS

James Deen said that ames sometimes whispers about how sexy the girl is and how good everything feels but most of the time he’s asking her questions. Explicit questions that go further than “Yeah, you like that?” He’s detailing exactly what he’s doing as he’s doing it and asking how it feels or asking her permission for something he wants to do to her next. Hot.

Yes I did take that from a website, I dunno man.

>>17823211
>lol

>>17823207
I actually said this and we both laughed forever then I felt kinda bad cuz she laughed after I stopped laughing and it kinda felt like she was laughing at me

> "that was a good one gamers"

>>17823632
It's just banter, lad.

>>17823361
sir yes sir

Generic male grunts

>>17823396
yes
>>17823402
do it. she will love it.
>>17823580
How insecure are you?
>>17823675
:3

Just think "what would bloodninja say?"

Fuck, I just realized I was around when that started. He was a legend...

Just issue commands and do whatever you want to do.

Not only will any women comply, they'll get turned on by taking orders as to how you want to fuck them.

>>17823361

This isn't literotica cunt

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>>17823207

>>17823408
Best advice

You're alot better than your grandma she screamed and fought too much

>>17823197
Depends how pissed you are my girlfriend mad me mad at a party and I didnt say shit till we got home when I tore her shit in half and called her dumb bitch and this is what her bitch ass gets for thinking she can come at me sideways bitch couldnt even walk when I was done with her anyways thats basically it you dont need to say anything

>>17823197
say "ALLAHU AKBAR"
european girls love it

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>>17823257

>>17823197
SCREAM IN HIS EAR THAT YOU WANT HIM TO TAKE A HUGE STEAMING HARD HOT SHIT INTO YOUR CUNT!!!!

>>17823361
LMFAO


Wtf...don't do this unless she has issues.

>>17824287
>>17824383
This thread is a bit inappropriate for children! Especially at this hour!

I usually whisper sweet nothings into her ear, like, "Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

>>17823361
Bait?

>>17823243
That... is super hot.

>>17823292
SHE WANTS YOU TOO!

Seriously, like I get not starting off with that but if she's explicitly saying she wants you to talk to her like the car then talk to her like the car.

I assure you, saying shit like that will drive her crazy (no pun intended.) Also you might like it too, especially when she will inevitably be screaming in pleasure.

"yeeEEEEEYYah... wassup youtu-YOUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOB?! I-ssya boy Jolie Olie with customgrowfourTWENNIEEE... thenumberonechanneldesignedforcannibuspatientsandadults.... *phew* alright man iiiiiiin this one... stickin' my dick. in your pussy."

>>17824392
Homo

That's how you make children

>>17823197
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

>>17823197
"Forgive me Jesus"

>>17823197
Singing the college football song

>>17823207
Dr. Eggman?

>>17823353
Nobody asked you anything, faggot.

I like when my guy says like "oh fuck..." when I ride him or suck his dick. It makes me soo happy :3

>>17823197
"Oh, I just remembered where I left my wallet"

The first time my little whore wore sexy as fuck thigh highs for me I made a D: face for about 10 minutes straight as she gave me the best show of my life.

Just... fuck...

>>17823197
[spoiler]You're a big gal[/spoiler]

Just imitate Peter North.

"Ah. Ahh. Ah. AH. AHH. AHHHH. AHHHH. AHHHH. Oh I'm gonna cum. Ah. Ahhhhh. Ah. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ah. Ahh. Ah."

>>17825294
>not imitating lex steele

>>17825316
>watching interracial porn

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>>17823197
>she was in a relationship
>we cuddled on mdma
>turned into more
>afterwards she started talking all childlike and kept that up for at least half an hour.

It was spooky as fuck, I was fucking terrified, I was honestly thinking if she went into some flashback state or some shit.

>>17825348
I hate girls who do that shit.
Sounding like a 10 year old is scary, not cute.