>Recently got my first gf
>She's a little bit crazy and kind of cold (she's a bitch to everyone but me), but she's really submissive
>Pretty much has the same tastes as I do
>Short hair, cute arms, fine legs, beautiful smile
>Nice hips, petite body, tits that are the size of a tennis ball, round butt, 8/10 by me
>As a side effect to all of this, I no longer get a boner from porn, but every time she kisses me I turn into a diamond
Because of this I stopped smoking, masturbating, and waking up in the afternoon, while I also started to brush my teeth, take a shower every day after I wake up, and even got lucky enough to work on Pizza Delivery
So far everything has been nice and...ya know, I love her, she loves me, that kind of stuff
I talk to her every day, ask her about how she's been, how she feels, and add a pun or a joke/inuendo to make her laugh while she reads the stupid shit I send to her
Yet I feel so insecure...any advice for maintaining our relationship (besides doing what is mentioned above over and over again)?
Sometimes if I start to wonder about my boyfriend's feelings I'll get some LSA and give it to him. I swear to god, he turns into a puppy and will not get off me for hours. I get to pet him and listen to him mumble sweet things to me all day. He's usually a very cold and reserved person but LSA is a hell of a drug.
>>17820883
>I talk to her every day
Cut that out or she's going to leave you one day.
Talk to her three times a week at best. It is definitely going to go against your instincts but gringo just trust me here when I say that eventually she will just "lose interest" and friendzone you if you keep this up. Make her worry about you not the other way around cause when you get down to it she's the weakest link.
>>17820971
Sorry mate, but winners dont do drugs. Besides, I don't need a pill to act like a puppy
>>17821506
>It is definitely going to go against your instincts but gringo just trust me here when I say that eventually she will just "lose interest" and friendzone you if you keep this up.
My mom always said ''Don't trust in strangers'', but I'm gonna asume that you have experience with this shit
Still, thanks for the advice
>>17822540
Not him, but every day could be over doing it. If she wants to talk to you every day, she will message you every day
Unless shes playing "chase me", in which case just wait and message her the next day instead, and she'll like that
Simplified: Theres no negatives to being distant as a guy. Makes your life easier, makes the woman want you more. Win win
>>17822605
Well, you learn something new every day
Thanks a lot, I really hope you enjoy the rest of the day knowing that you saved one man's relationship (potentially)