How do I kill myself as painlessly as possible?

Jump off building most people pass out before they even hit the ground bc of the speed of the fall

>>17813728
I wouldn't really call that painless. Too much risk including the fact that falling is scary as hell.

>>17813714
You can't kill yourself painlessly. Even if you managed to die peacefully, whoever found your body would deal with the psychological pain of finding a suicide. Your parents would deal the pain of losing a child, as would all of your loved ones and anyone who knew you that thinks they should have known.
You can't do it painlessly.

shotgun to the head is the best bet, there won't even be a head left afterwards

there is no such thing as a painless suicide though, as a living organism a desire to live is hardwired into you so even if you want to die your body will do whatever it can to prevent you from going through with it.

>>17813750
Falling is scary but killing yourself isnt? You got some fucked priorities

>>17813770
Pretty sure I can do it in the deep woods so nobody will find me. I have no loved ones, so it doesn't matter.
>>17813782
Where am I supposed to get a gun? It isn't even possible for me to get one from where I am.

>>17813789
I just want to end the pain, not extend it further

>>17813822
Pretty selfish, IMO. Why not join the military and Rambo the shit out of the turban heads? You'll probably die but it'll be a hell of a ride.

>>17813836
Turban heads?

>>17813770
What if your continued life and stupidity inflicts more psychological pain on the world than your death ever could?

>>17813816
>Where am I supposed to get a gun? It isn't even possible for me to get one from where I am.
just go down to a sporting goods store and buy one, do I need to hold your hand

>>17813887
Did you not properly read my comment? I just said I can't. The law is very strict here.

>>17813892
what the fuck, what unfree shithole are you living in?

maybe you should just go up to a policeman and say you hate the government, so they'll shoot you on the spot

>>17813714
Get married

>>17813900
Won't work. The police would probably not give a shit or ask me to pull my head out of my own ass and fuck off. They aren't as violent as in your "country of the free" or whatever you call it.

>>17813925
Find somebody who wouldn't rather be dead than to be with me and I might change my mind.

>>17813789
It's incredibly hard to watch, but if you watch suicide from bridges or 9-11 falling videos, you see contorting during the fall with about a third of the victims.
They can't breathe and are going through cardiac arrest. The realisation and overwhelming panic brings on an agonising heart attack.

It's an incredibly painful way to die.
And then there's the wheelchair or bed bound fall survivors. A literal life time of struggle.

>>17813938
Why not just fly over to SE Asia, meet a little Thai or Cambodian farm girl.
The Buddhism and promise of a better life makes them great in dealing with neuroses

>>17813714
Exit bag. Helium.
Google it.

>>17813948
Don't have any money to travel with.

>>17813714
Do not end thyself.

>>17814036
Why not?

>>17813973
I can promise you, you have more money than them.

Get a job for 4 weeks menial work, save up for a plane ticket around $500 and just go with a view of not coming back.
Go out into the countryside of Thailand or Cambodia or Laos and stay there.
Opportunities will arise.
And it's a painless death of sorts.

You'll probably be much happier.

>>17813714
Cyanide

>>17814040
deus vult, anon
deus vult

>>17813714
Shotgun to head.
Jump off a house and land headfirst.
Exit bag.
Get hit by a metro.
Start a fire and breathe in the smoke.

Try harder tbqh famalam.

Or call a hotline or whatever.

>>17813714
Have kids

>>17813714
Get old and die

>>17813728
How come that skydivers who do a lot of freefalling do not pass out?

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>>17813714
Pic related

>>17813784
so this is /adv/ gift advice anon.

>>17814660
He's confusing the cause of death.
It's not suffocation it's panic induced heart attack like some other faggot ITT posted.

But this happening in itself is rare not a third of jumpers for this way it's like 1 in 10 or some shit.

Most die in the splat

>>17813714
Why does pain matter? Not like you're gonna regret it later.

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>>17813782
>shotgun to the head is the best bet,
>best bet
yeah no. Chances are someone will be retarded on how they aim their gun to their head and end up bleeding to death slowly and painfully instead. If someone survived pic related, I'm sure you can imagine how many ways suicide by gun could go different from expected.

>>17813875
Durhka durhkas. Sand-dindus. Dust nigs. Mudlimes. Kebabs.

>>17813836
dude this is great advice.

>it's another anon-supposedly-really-wants-to-kill-himself-but-still-somehow-manages-to-come-up-with-an-argument-against-every-single-suicide-method-suggested-to-him thread

Dont think about it. I doubt you'll do it anyway